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Mallet

Started by texhog22, March 03, 2017, 03:28:18 pm

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texhog22

"I can throw a baseball faster than F$#&K!"

ricepig

I guess this wasn't our Mallett?

 

jcbville

Can we get some context over here?

texhog22

I know. It was Kenny Powers. But i think the young version of Mallet was much like Kenny Powers

texhog22

Just trying to channel some KP quotes in here

bennyl08

Quote from: texhog22 on March 03, 2017, 03:28:18 pm
"I can throw a baseball faster than F$#&K!"

Sadly, the time it took to throw the baseball was not that much faster than the time it took to do the latter.
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Quote from: texhog22 on March 03, 2017, 03:28:18 pm
"I can throw a baseball faster than F$#&K!"
Well.....you never once paid for drugs.......NOT  ONCE !!!!!!

Seebs

The sad fact is that Mallett will retire from the NFL without notable playing time and with all of his faculties.  The sadder fact is that he will still have less mental capacity that a life long head-huntng middle linebacker and it has nothing to do with head trauma.

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rhames

Quote from: texhog22 on March 03, 2017, 03:33:47 pm
Just trying to channel some KP quotes in here


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Quote from: Seebs on March 03, 2017, 06:13:10 pm
The sad fact is that Mallett will retire from the NFL without notable playing time and with all of his faculties.  The sadder fact is that he will still have less mental capacity that a life long head-huntng middle linebacker and it has nothing to do with head trauma.



If that's the case he can lay back on a float in his mansion pool and have someone like you bring him frozen drinks.
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LZH

Is this one of these "code" threads?

 

PonderinHog

Quote from: LZH on March 03, 2017, 06:47:22 pm
Is this one of these "code" threads?
No, but it needs more scantron.

Damn, that was quick!

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Quote from: pigtrino on March 03, 2017, 06:17:57 pm
mailit jaune?

I'll admit I had to google it, but this right here was well played.  +1