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Chip Kelly just got Fired...

Started by BR, December 31, 2016, 07:59:59 pm

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BR

So now which College Team goes after him
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ricepig

They're firing the GM, too, so there's your AD, we just need $30m!

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NuttinItUp


26.2Hog

Quote from: ricepig on December 31, 2016, 08:01:41 pm
They're firing the GM, too, so there's your AD, we just need $30m!

Maybe we could sell Walton Arena to raise the money!  Play games in the practice gym which we "needed" to compete, and which we could possibly sell out.

kp72204

Doesn't matter either way. He wouldn't come here and they wouldn't fire CBB as long as he keeps fans in the seats.

Big Boi

Chip's rise from Offensive coordinator at New Hampshire, to NFL head coach in 7yrs is incredible.

Jackrabbit Hog

Quote from: Big Boi on December 31, 2016, 08:08:49 pm
Chip's rise from Offensive coordinator at New Hampshire, to NFL head coach in 7yrs is incredible.

And his quick fall back down to earth just as much so.
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hogfanmd

He will be hired by Monday by saban to analyze film or replace kiffin

Dr. Starcs

Has strong texas connections. I'd take him right now. C'mon chip. Write Jeffy a love letter!

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longpig

Who's hanging in the balance?  Freeze, Sumlin?.........
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(notOM)Rebel123

Quote from: 26.2Hog on December 31, 2016, 08:04:43 pm
Maybe we could sell Walton Arena to raise the money!  Play games in the practice gym which we "needed" to compete, and which we could possibly sell out.

Plus, shooting on the goals in the practice gym was the cure for our shooting woes.
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Atlhogfan1

UCLA.  Mora has worn out his welcome. 
Quote from: MaconBacon on March 22, 2018, 10:30:04 amWe had a good run in the 90's and one NC and now the whole state still laments that we are a top seed program and have kids standing in line to come to good ole Arkansas.  We're just a flash in the pan boys. 

BR

"Cause I love Cajun martinis and playin' afternoon golf"

GoHogzzGo

Obviously a dream at best, but please oh please Jerry Jones or someone step up and make Chip Kelly to Arkansas happen.
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PorkRinds

Quote from: GoHogzzGo on December 31, 2016, 08:50:28 pm
Obviously a dream at best, but please oh please Jerry Jones or someone step up and make Chip Kelly to Arkansas happen.

Lol.

Dwight_K_Shrute

Anyone got pics of Bert violating his morals clause with a brat.
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longpig

Quote from: Dwight_K_Shrute on December 31, 2016, 08:57:37 pm
Anyone got pics of Bert violating his morals clause with a brat.

For a lot less than $15.4 million, Bert could be kidnapped, drugged and videoed pleasuring any number of brats. 
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Tusks

Quote from: Dwight_K_Shrute on December 31, 2016, 08:57:37 pm
Anyone got pics of Bert violating his morals clause with a brat.

I have pics of him and MULTIPLE cheese cakes..... at the same time !!
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hamARchy in the USA

Quote from: GoHogzzGo on December 31, 2016, 08:50:28 pm
Obviously a dream at best, but please oh please Jerry Jones or someone step up and make Chip Kelly to Arkansas happen.

We can pay him back on the installment plan.

TexHog188

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Foiathefatty

lol

"If Chip Kelly is willing to go to Arkansas, they should pay Bert his 15 million dollars and never look back. Bert Baleema makes Houston Nutt look like Bear Bryant...."

https://www.seccountry.com/sec/coaching-rumors-chip-kelly-sec

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Atlhogfan1

Quote from: MaconBacon on March 22, 2018, 10:30:04 amWe had a good run in the 90's and one NC and now the whole state still laments that we are a top seed program and have kids standing in line to come to good ole Arkansas.  We're just a flash in the pan boys. 


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farmhawg

Quote from: kp72204 on December 31, 2016, 08:07:21 pm
Doesn't matter either way. He wouldn't come here and they wouldn't fire CBB as long as he keeps fans in the seats.
Your a downer.
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Kevin

Our ad would never hire him. They cheated at Oregon during his time there
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Calling All Hogs

Even if we were looking for a coach and Chip Kelly openly showed interest, Long would probably be too busy interviewing all the living members of the Bowden family to notice.

Ex-Trumpet

I could see Kelly go to Auburn if Gus loses big to OU, but that's about it in the SEC currently.
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ChicoHog

I hope he does not come here.  I cannot stand that guy. Cheater, arrogant prick, players don't like him, coaches don't like him, GMs obviously have problems with him, poor people skills.  The combination of Marcus Mariotta and Oregon's trendiness/novelty uniforms/Phil Knight made him look like a much better coach than he actually is.

hawgmasta

Oh please let him come to Arkansas.

Sivad

1. We're not looking for a new coach.
2. Don't want that terminated cat anyway.

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TrueBlue

Quote from: ChicoHog on December 31, 2016, 10:26:50 pm
I hope he does not come here.  I cannot stand that guy. Cheater, arrogant prick, players don't like him, coaches don't like him, GMs obviously have problems with him, poor people skills.  The combination of Marcus Mariotta and Oregon's trendiness/novelty uniforms/Phil Knight made him look like a much better coach than he actually is.

Yes, but he WINS!

That is more than we can say now or for the next three - four years.

ChicoHog

Quote from: TrueBlue on December 31, 2016, 10:39:38 pm
Yes, but he WINS!

That is more than we can say now or for the next three - four years.
He didn't win in San Fran and his sample size at Oregon is so small it's hard to tell plus like I said before he had Mariotta.  Bielema won at Wisconsin too.  Les Miles won too and he got fired, deservedly so.

ErieHog

The Rams hire Harbaugh, he steps in there, maybe?

This is kind of a tough time to come free, for Chip.  The good jobs are already taken, barring something unforseen.
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Dr. Starcs

He actually didn't have Mariota when the Ducks made the title game against auburn.

The Boar War

Quote from: ChicoHog on December 31, 2016, 10:43:53 pm
He didn't win in San Fran and his sample size at Oregon is so small it's hard to tell plus like I said before he had Mariotta.  Bielema won at Wisconsin too.  Les Miles won too and he got fired, deservedly so.

He had Mariotta for one year.

hawgdavis

Quote from: ChicoHog on December 31, 2016, 10:43:53 pm
He didn't win in San Fran and his sample size at Oregon is so small it's hard to tell plus like I said before he had Mariotta.  Bielema won at Wisconsin too.  Les Miles won too and he got fired, deservedly so.


Saban did not do so hot at Miami either but did quite well at LSU and now at Bama so your reasoning is flawed.

TrueBlue

Quote from: ChicoHog on December 31, 2016, 10:43:53 pm
He didn't win in San Fran and his sample size at Oregon is so small it's hard to tell plus like I said before he had Mariotta.  Bielema won at Wisconsin too.  Les Miles won too and he got fired, deservedly so.

Don't let facts get in the way of your hatred for the man.


longpig

Who's available in 2018?  2016 doesn't work in our schedule.
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The Great Hambino

Maybe we can convince the Jaguars or Rams to hire BB so we can hire Kelly.