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The Dallas Cowboys - Year Twenty Of Sucking

Started by BPsTheMan, September 13, 2015, 08:54:08 pm

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BPsTheMan

babies born when the Cowboys started sucking are almost old enough to drink now

Vantage 8 dude

Quote from: Harry Rex Vonner on September 13, 2015, 08:54:08 pm
babies born when the Cowboys started sucking are almost old enough to drink now
Oh no! I feel for sure this will lead to an anti-Bielema rant a 'comin.

 

bigred223

Dmac comes in and gets about 40 yards from scrimmage in one possession. Maybe JG will get a clue and give him the ball in the red zone.

Murr

20 years of sucking?  How is this not a Redskins thread?  They ain't been good since Joe Gibbs left the first time.

MAL3

Couldn't you start the same thread with Arkansas Razorbacks replacing Dallas Cowboys in your headliner?

Razorback_Mack

Quote from: Harry Rex Vonner on September 13, 2015, 08:54:08 pm
babies born when the Cowboys started sucking are almost old enough to drink now
Why isn't this idiot banned? Farts and drinks non alchohalic beer, the cowboys suck....this DA makes shields look like a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist.

Iwastherein1969

Quote from: Harry Rex Vonner on September 13, 2015, 08:54:08 pm
babies born when the Cowboys started sucking are almost old enough to drink now
nice call Eagles fan
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Bubba's Bruisers

Quote from: MAL3 on September 13, 2015, 09:01:56 pm
Couldn't you start the same thread with Arkansas Razorbacks replacing Dallas Cowboys in your headliner?

I have to admit, I thought the same thing.  I figure most Hog fans are Cowboys fans too.  Not fun lately.
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Bubba's Bruisers

Quote from: Dr. Starcs on September 13, 2015, 09:21:40 pm
12-4 last year really sucked

They have a good team.  Bryant holds onto the ball and they're playing for the NFCC. 
I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and her offspring; he shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise his heal.

Genesis 3:15

MAL3

Quote from: Bubba's Bruisers on September 13, 2015, 09:25:14 pm
I have to admit, I thought the same thing.  I figure most Hog fans are Cowboys fans too.  Not fun lately.
I agree. There's a lot of similarities between the two teams. Heartbreakers lol


dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya

Hog fans should be Cardinals' and Cowboys' fans.

I'm a huge Cardinals' fan, but a Steelers' fan.  Card carrying member of the anti-Cowboy faction.  Love watching Dallas fail, especially because it's all Jerry Jones' fault.  They've done nothing since he let Jimmy go and took over drafting players.  Without Jimmy, Jones is one of the worst talent evaluators in the history of the game.
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Dr. Starcs



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Dr. Starcs

I love hog fans that bash any other team the day after friggin Toledo beats us.

Razorback_Mack

Quote from: Harry Rex Vonner on September 13, 2015, 09:32:49 pm
and..
You think teams that go 12-4 and win a playoff game suck? Harry Rex Vonner.....Robert Shields alter ego.

bigbadhog

Quote from: Bubba's Bruisers on September 13, 2015, 09:26:05 pm
They have a good team.  Bryant holds onto the ball and they're playing for the NFCC. 

He did, that was a bs call...
Thanks for the WINS Coach Petrino!

BPsTheMan

Quote from: Razorback_Mack on September 13, 2015, 09:39:08 pm
You think teams that go 12-4 and win a playoff game suck? Harry Rex Vonner.....Robert Shields alter ego.

three wildcard wins in 19 years, and that's is all

yeah, that sucks

Vantage 8 dude

Having interacted with Harry Rex for some time on Dickson Street Tavern I have a feeling his main goal from this post was to get a "rise" out of Cowboy fans. Judging from the reactions so far it appears to me he's succeeded.

MAL3

Quote from: Vantage 8 dude on September 13, 2015, 09:42:25 pm
Having interacted with Harry Rex for some time on Dickson Street Tavern I have a feeling his main goal from this post was to get a "rise" out of Cowboy fans. Judging from the reactions so far it appears to me he's succeeded.
So far he's said nothing untrue

Bubba's Bruisers

Quote from: bigbadhog on September 13, 2015, 09:39:36 pm
He did, that was a bs call...

I disagree.  I knew it would be overturned the moment it happened. 

Regardless, the Cowboys were very good last season.
I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and her offspring; he shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise his heal.

Genesis 3:15

Razorback_Mack

Quote from: Harry Rex Vonner on September 13, 2015, 09:42:17 pm
three wildcard wins in 19 years, and that's is all

yeah, that sucks
I've havn't done the research but I'm pretty sure the cowboys are around .500 during that time period. That's mediocre that's not sucking. Since you think you're rodney dangerfield just go do a triple Lindy and forget everything you thought you knew about football.

 

Smalltownhog95

8 months later and this Packer fan can still say DEZ STILL DROPPED IT!
Wait a minute this isn't chinese checkers.. This isn't even regular checkers!

Dr. Starcs

And so did the packers guy on the onside kick the very next week in Seattle :)

Razorback_Mack

I struggle to understand how hog fans hate the cowboys when their owner has given millions upon millions to the u of a. #stupiestfanbase.


MAL3

Quote from: Smalltownhog95 on September 13, 2015, 09:49:24 pm
8 months later and this Packer fan can still say DEZ STILL DROPPED IT!
The officials agree with you

Dr. Starcs


Smalltownhog95

Quote from: Dr. Starcs on September 13, 2015, 09:50:27 pm
And so did the packers guy on the onside kick the very next week in Seattle :)
Ah yes, the play that ended Brandon Bostiks career. Its all good. We'll be playing for Super Bowl 50
Wait a minute this isn't chinese checkers.. This isn't even regular checkers!

Razorback_Mack

I run into so many "hog fans" that claim they're packers, patriots, Seahawks fans etc. but have never been to said places and have no connection to those places whatsoever. It's puzzling

Dr. Starcs

Uh you won't be, but the packers might. Way too early to tell.

BPsTheMan


Smalltownhog95

I can't explain it either. My mother told me when I was a toddler they were going to buy me a cowboys outfit at which I started throwing a tantrum until they got me the Packers Green and Gold. Guess you're just born with it.
Wait a minute this isn't chinese checkers.. This isn't even regular checkers!

Razorback_Mack

Quote from: Harry Rex Vonner on September 13, 2015, 09:59:31 pm
Dr Starcs is a big wuss
Says the tough guy that drinks non alchohalic beer. Just keep posting it keeps Getiing worse and worse! Haha!

Bubba's Bruisers

Quote from: Razorback_Mack on September 13, 2015, 09:57:40 pm
I run into so many "hog fans" that claim they're packers, patriots, Seahawks fans etc. but have never been to said places and have no connection to those places whatsoever. It's puzzling

Fans are largely bandwagon fans.  It's why the Steelers are so popular nation-wide.  My family is from St. Louis, so I grew up a fan of any St. Louis team...even the lowly Rams who weren't so lowly today.
I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and her offspring; he shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise his heal.

Genesis 3:15

dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya

Quote from: Razorback_Mack on September 13, 2015, 09:57:40 pm
I run into so many "hog fans" that claim they're packers, patriots, Seahawks fans etc. but have never been to said places and have no connection to those places whatsoever. It's puzzling

Unless they are just "bandwagoners", then there is usually some weird connection.  I'm a Steelers' fan because I grew up in Central America in the 70s and 80s, and the only NFL we got(before ESPN and cable) was the Superbowl...when I was 5 or 6 I liked the yellow and black and Terry Bradshaw, and it stuck.  Otherwise, I would probably have grown up a Cowboys' fan.

There are probably other interesting stories, would love to hear them.  ESPECIALLY why would any Arkansan be a Cubs' fan.  That's the one that puzzles me...
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BPsTheMan

Quote from: Razorback_Mack on September 13, 2015, 10:02:05 pm
Says the tough guy that drinks non alchohalic beer. Just keep posting it keeps Getiing worse and worse! Haha!

I'll meet you and Dr Starcs in the Whataburger parking lot  >:(

Dr. Starcs


Razorback_Mack

Quote from: dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya on September 13, 2015, 10:03:22 pm
Unless they are just "bandwagoners", then there is usually some weird connection.  I'm a Steelers' fan because I grew up in Central America in the 70s and 80s, and the only NFL we got(before ESPN and cable) was the Superbowl...when I was 5 or 6 I liked the yellow and black and Terry Bradshaw, and it stuck.  Otherwise, I would probably have grown up a Cowboys' fan.

There are probably other interesting stories, would love to hear them.  ESPECIALLY why would any Arkansan be a Cubs' fan.  That's the one that puzzles me...
I can actually defend the cubs fans in Arkansas. I'm not one lol. WGN showed cubs games everyday during my youth. Mark Grace, Ryne Sandberg, and Andre Dawson were on TV every day. Same with the braves which are my team. The braves came on TBS every day and I learned to love them.

Razorback_Mack



dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya

Quote from: Razorback_Mack on September 13, 2015, 10:07:40 pm
I can actually defend the cubs fans in Arkansas. I'm not one lol. WGN showed cubs games everyday during my youth. Mark Grace, Ryne Sandberg, and Andre Dawson were on TV every day. Same with the braves which are my team. The braves came on TBS every day and I learned to love them.

True.  Forgot about that.  The Ugly Uncle is a Cards and Braves fan...for which I call him out on almost every day we talk.  But TBS was the reason.
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kodiakisland

As a kid I enjoyed going to games when Staubach was at the helm.  Even made a few summer camp practices at Thousand Oaks when White took over.  Used to be a huge Cowboy fan.  Can't say I am quite as much now, but I still like them more than any other NFL team.  I guess I remember the good old days.
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Torqued pork

Evil forces have been aligned against the Hogs and Cowboys for a long time and that's the truth.

Skrew football already.

EastexHawg

How was the last turnover called an interception?  #15 caught it in his midsection, took two strides, and lost it when he was hit.  How does that go on the QB?

dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya

I think we can all agree on being Cowboy Cheerleaders' fans.....no hotter women on the planet than in the DFW area..
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Razorback_Mack

Quote from: dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya on September 13, 2015, 10:19:54 pm
I think we can all agree on being Cowboy Cheerleaders' fans.....no hotter women on the planet than in the DFW area..
Bingo.....we finally have a winner

ErieHog

Quote from: dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya on September 13, 2015, 09:32:54 pm
Hog fans should be Cardinals' and Cowboys' fans.

I'm a huge Cardinals' fan, but a Steelers' fan.  Card carrying member of the anti-Cowboy faction.  Love watching Dallas fail, especially because it's all Jerry Jones' fault.  They've done nothing since he let Jimmy go and took over drafting players.  Without Jimmy, Jones is one of the worst talent evaluators in the history of the game.

Absolutely not.    You can't find two more despicable fan bases in sports.
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Buff

Quote from: Smalltownhog95 on September 13, 2015, 09:49:24 pm
8 months later and this Packer fan can still say DEZ STILL DROPPED IT!

Like a bad habit