Razorwires lazy ass lasagna

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Lasagna is alot like stew. You can add your favorite ingredients.

Grocery list for basic lasagna.

1 1/2 pound Hamburger             1 box Lasagna noodles
1 1/2 Ragu Spaghetti Sauce       6 cups mozzarella cheese
1 lb Large curd Cottage Cheese   Italian Seasoning
All Seasoning                            Black pepper       

I recommend adding the following

Half can diced carrots                2 little cans of mushrooms
1 Can diced Tomatoes               1/2 chopped onion

Very simple then we go to the joke pictures.

1 ) Brown Beef

2)  Drain

3)  Add seasoning as desired onto beef on cook it in a lil

4 ) Boil noodles

5 ) In a large bowl mix   Beef, Cottage Cheese, 4 cups of cheese and 1 1/2 jars of sauce ( And optional items )

6 ) Drain noodles:  Layer 3 wide in bottom

7 )  cover with mix

Repeat 6-7 until mix is gone

8 ) Put 1 last layer on top and put 2 cups of cheese on that.

9 ) Sprinkle red pepper seasoning on top. I recommend 1 Pizza Hut packet.

10 ) Bake on Tree Fitty til you see bubbles popping inside

11 ) Place in broiler and burn ( yes burn ) the cheese a little

12 ) let cool or it will fall apart.

I recommend a Wendy's salad on the side ( see this is for lazy asses ) and garlic bread.

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  OK time for the visual aids.

Remember this is Razorwires Lazy Ass Lasagna

No Children were harmed in the making of this production.

First don't worry about if the dishes are dirty. We will cooking with heat well above 160 degrees which is lethal heat.

Here is a mans mixer. too lazy to find the damn mixer...

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Brown the beef leave it in large chunks.

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Drain beef. Add spices. Cook it in.

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In a large bowl mix   Beef, Cottage Cheese, 4 cups of cheese and 1 1/2 jars of sauce ( And optional items )

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  Alternate means of mixing ( too much work for me )

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Don't forget to put in your favorite add ins ... Hash won't carmalize 

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These " Mixers " was themselves.

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Don't do the dishes idiot, that's too much work. Use the Dishwasher as you go...

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Whew thats alot of work, go sit down and have a beer ...

Drain noodles:  Layer 3 wide in bottom



cover with mix



Repeat 6-7 until mix is gone



Put 1 last layer on top and put 2 cups of cheese on that.

Sprinkle red pepper seasoning on top. I recommend 1 Pizza Hut packet

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Once the boy has that done, put the pie into the oven on 350 until it bubbles heavily on the sides.

Get another beer.

Put team 2 on the Garlic Bread project.

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Nice little helpers there.  Next time replace that nasty cottage cheese.

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Now this is key.

Your trying to impress your lady before she gets home from work.

Feed those kids and get them in their room's.

What? Oh yeah Lasgna still baking, feed 'em the bread.

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Nice little helpers there.  Next time replace that nasty cottage cheese.

The cottage cheese is a key ingrediant. Karma didn't like it either. keep this in mind: It melts and bonds all the ingrediants together. Consistancy the key. BTW you won't taste it at all.

[Lanny]

Nice little helpers there.  Next time replace that nasty cottage cheese.

The cottage cheese is a key ingrediant. Karma didn't like it either. keep this in mind: It melts and bonds all the ingrediants together. Consistancy the key. BTW you won't taste it at all.

Use ricotta

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Bubble it !

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A little too brown. Was posting...

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Note the boy is finishing the dishes ...

BTW Ricota too pasty... will do my Manicotti with it soon...

Look forward to Razorwires Lazy Ass German Egg Rolls soon, this little babies are tailgate material. Buy your German beer now boys.

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Enjoy 
They did

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Way to go RW

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A little too brown. Was posting...

No, No, No, that's just perfect!  1+

[Shag66]

RW is secretly Mario Batalli...  I swear!  I saw him at the Hogville lunch!  He had on his orange Crocs and everything!  He is REALLY a LARGE RED HEADED Italian cooker!  Karma only digs him for his cooking

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RW is secretly Mario Batalli...  I swear!  I saw him at the Hogville lunch!  He had on his orange Crocs and everything!  He is REALLY a LARGE RED HEADED Italian cooker!  Karma only digs him for his cooking

No sir I'm famous for my "meatball sub" 

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+1 for you.  I loved the play by play!  Those are cute kids.  And I am sure karma appreciated your (their) efforts.

Thanks for the recipe, now if only I could get my cat to do most of the work...durn free loader!