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Porklandia

Put a Hog on it!

missippihog


 

Bob from Dumas

Hey, you would be bitter too if you had to cover MS State and live in or near Starkville.

guthhog

someone from mississippi calling someone from any state is rich....mississippi has the worst schools in the country
Give a man a beer and he will waste an hour.  Teach a man to make beer, and he will waste a lifetime.

guthhog

i meant to say "calling someone from any state STUPID"
Give a man a beer and he will waste an hour.  Teach a man to make beer, and he will waste a lifetime.

Amityvillehogger

March 19, 2008, 07:45:41 pm #5 Last Edit: March 19, 2008, 07:49:25 pm by Amityvillehogger
Well atleast we know why the standards in Mississippi schooling is lower than Arkansas.  So idiots like this can have jobs.
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ArKan5a5 KiD

All i gotta say is atleast we were playing in the championship game unlike Miss St. who was back at home since they were already put out by the same Georgia team!

Razorvet

If he reads as poorly as he writes contacting him would be a waste of time.
BTW looking at his pic this guy really doesnt have any room to comment on Pels style.
I think he may be applying for a job covering his secret fantasy favorite team.
I bet he wishes he could play a little 1on1 with Smith.
Yeah! Now youve got me going.
I need this guys Email.

Sow’sEar

I'd like to give him a good swift kick in the teeth.

hogfan333

He is OBVIOUSLY from Tennessee.  He is an "insider" at the Rivals site, insidetennessee . com

Throwback1

just another moron with a lot of ink
"So me and the boys were sitting around, trying to decide what to do with all this extra coin, and I said, "I'm gonna hire that texting clown over in Arkansas", and, I, I really underestimated the creepiness." - Pete Boone, Ole Miss AD

whatnot1864


dnf913

How can a guy that looks like a 3rd rate 70s porn star comment on someone's appearance?

 

Hollywood_HOGan45


BigDave70

"No coach has ever won a game by what he knows; it's what his players know that counts."  Paul "Bear" Bryant

Jimmy

Anyone who has been to a game in Starkville knows what a boat load of crap that article is.

BigDave70

Quote from: Jimmy on March 19, 2008, 09:33:22 pm
Anyone who has been to a game in Starkville knows what a boat load of crap that article is.
Thank you, +1 Brother
"No coach has ever won a game by what he knows; it's what his players know that counts."  Paul "Bear" Bryant

Earl

I don't think it is wise to critique anyones looks if I were him....

linze82

why is chuck dovish writing for scout?
smite me bishes

NaturalStateReb

If I owned a house in hell and a ranch in Starkpatch, I'd sell the ranch and move home.
"It's a trap!"--Houston Nutt and Admiral Ackbar, although Ackbar never called that play or ate that frito pie.

rljjr

I started to copy-edit his "story," but there were so many grammatical errors I quit. It's obvious he's not smart enough to no the difference even if I explained it to him VERY slowly.

What bothers me most is that this passes for sports "journalism." This is a hatchet job. A piece the author designed to personally attack another just because he didn't like his suit or his hair, or the accent he developed. I find nothing humorous about his piece because it was written by a man who has obvious self-esteem issues and can only feel good about himself when he's attacking others. I feel sorry for him. I also feel sorry for the people who read his writing and think that's what a "sportswriter" is supposed to do.

baitshop

I've got 500 bucks and a plane ticket to Fayetteville for him if he will come and say this crap to Pelphrey's face.....

And as far as him commenting on JP's appearance......this guy is a splitting image of my ass.......before my wife shaved it!!.....
"Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them" - Ronald Reagan

NaturalStateReb

You've got to remember that State people have a skewed since of beauty.  Perhaps he should have bent over and looked a Pelphrey with his good eye.

What's the difference between a chick from State and a catfish?  One has whiskers and stinks; the other's a fish.
"It's a trap!"--Houston Nutt and Admiral Ackbar, although Ackbar never called that play or ate that frito pie.

FBPLAYER65

March 19, 2008, 11:28:48 pm #23 Last Edit: March 19, 2008, 11:32:35 pm by FBPLAYER65
He is from Tennessee geniuses. That guy has a pedophile/unibomber look.

 

TrojanHog

So that guy is attacking people's looks?  Strange world indeed.

And where did he learn to write?  Mississippi?


PorkFryRice

March 20, 2008, 02:36:23 am #26 Last Edit: March 20, 2008, 02:57:50 am by PorkFryRice
Somebody's bitter about losing the game and there was nothing else to complain about. 

cityhog

ummmm..didn't misstake find a way to lose to GA THE SAME DAY they played OT against KY?

Glass houses......

Hoot72

     Stupid article -- but, the guy is a writer for insideTennessee -- the Mississippi State people were just stupid enough to reprint it.

hogstuckinaz

hey jeffery jim croce called he wants his mustache back

The Boar War

March 20, 2008, 07:34:34 am #30 Last Edit: March 20, 2008, 07:36:27 am by The Boar War
This is what's going to happen when a fan base as classless as Tennessee's becomes good in basketball.  We've been seeing this from them in football for a while now.

Lets compare schools.  This happened to us a few years ago down at LSU.  No one was happy about it but the blame went to both Ferguson and Brady.  Certainly no member of the media decided to mention the altercation and then continue on for the other 3/4 of the article talking about how stupid an opposing coach looks and acts.

I love his line: How it started is up for debate but the fact that Smith scored 32 in Knoxville and 16 at the tournament probably had a lot to do with it.  I'm guessing that he didn't see the trips down the court before Pelphrey said anything to him.  Smith was talking then.  And I guess he didn't read the post game interview at Knoxville where Pelphrey was nothing but complimentary of Smith (after he scored 32 points).

As I said before the rest of the article is nothing more than a hack job.  I really am surprised he left his mother out of this.  It's likely he has no memory of motherhood considering he congealed in some Knoxville street gutter. 

Why MSU decided to include this in their Scout site is proof that the Bulldog's are as classless or that they simply can't read.

ThisLittlePiggie

Quote from: dnf913 on March 19, 2008, 09:16:09 pm
How can a guy that looks like a 3rd rate 70s porn star comment on someone's appearance?

Do today's 3rd rate porn stars make a better appearance than the 70s 3rd rate porn stars? Just asking.

AND5_RAZORBACK

No matter how anything got started I think JaJuan got Pel's message and proceeded to score 2 points in the 2nd half. I'm usually against coaches
getting involved in such things but this time seemed to be JaJuan's fault
and Pearl never said anything about it that I saw & we all know Pearl has an
opinion and comment on anything & everything.
If this hack were truely a "sportswriter" as the caption for that styling pic indicates, I wonder why there is not a newspaper or online sports site listed in the caption as a real "sportswriter" would certainly include. Nice try loser go back to your moms basement and try again.
                                    And5

Wildhog

Mississippi: Come and feel better about your own state.
Arkansas Razorbacks Football National Championships:
1909/1964/1965/1977

stormyhog

when did keith hernandez get a job with MSU?

crowe6_1

Quote from: PorkOpine on March 19, 2008, 07:52:30 pm
How convenient.  I can't find a way to contact the tool.

Thats the first thing I looked for. But no luck.

MinowBucket

That dude has got a sweet stache, I like how he said Pel pronounced Xavier. Thats how probably 99 % of America pronounces it, including most announcers on tv. Hilarious.

jwaldhog

Since he's making these comments now, was he just not around when we played in Starkville early this season? He's already seen Pel coach twice I would think, kinda late to be making those comments.

braxhog

Quote from: PorkOpine on March 19, 2008, 07:52:30 pm
How convenient.  I can't find a way to contact the tool.

Here is the contact info for InsideTennessee. Let 'em know what a tool this cat is.
https://secure.scout.com/a.z?s=7&p=5&c=18

kimjongsqUeAl

Pel would tear this guy a new one.  I hope CJP speaks out about this guys publicly, I'm sure it would be quite hilarious to hear what Pel would say.
The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
- Thomas Jefferson

My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge...
- God

cosmodrum

Am I really supposed to take a guy, with a cheesy porn stashe that looks like he's typing this in his mom's basement, seriously?

What an @$$hole.
Go away, batin'

OTTER

Some people are so stupid they have no right to possess a keyboard.  He is a prime example!
BE AFRAID!!  Be very, very afraid!  The Hogs are hungry and you look a lot like lunch!

El Dogg Hog

Hey Stewart, the 1970's called and want there looks back. How is this jackhole gonna callout JP's suit and looks. Has he looked in a mirror lately? Apparently, he a sore loser thats still mad his team lost to the HOGS!!!

cosmodrum

Quote from: El Dogg Hog on March 21, 2008, 12:11:50 pm
Hey Stewart, the 1970's called and want there looks back. How is this jackhole gonna callout JP's suit and looks. Has he looked in a mirror lately? Apparently, he a sore loser thats still mad his team lost to the HOGS!!!

Depends. Does lil' Stewie's mom's basement have a mirror?
Go away, batin'

Matt Burks

Quote from: baitshop on March 19, 2008, 10:33:15 pm
I've got 500 bucks and a plane ticket to Fayetteville for him if he will come and say this crap to Pelphrey's face.....

And as far as him commenting on JP's appearance......this guy is a splitting image of my ass.......before my wife shaved it!!.....

Ok...I have to ask...why is your wife shaving your ass? LOL

fiercefiasco

March 21, 2008, 06:10:09 pm #45 Last Edit: March 21, 2008, 06:11:49 pm by fiercefiasco
Douch or Tool? 
I am having a hard time deciding.  Any help would be appreciated.

Kilgor

Quote from: rljjr on March 19, 2008, 10:32:32 pm
I started to copy-edit his "story," but there were so many grammatical errors I quit. It's obvious he's not smart enough to no the difference even if I explained it to him VERY slowly.

What bothers me most is that this passes for sports "journalism." This is a hatchet job. A piece the author designed to personally attack another just because he didn't like his suit or his hair, or the accent he developed. I find nothing humorous about his piece because it was written by a man who has obvious self-esteem issues and can only feel good about himself when he's attacking others. I feel sorry for him. I also feel sorry for the people who read his writing and think that's what a "sportswriter" is supposed to do.

+1
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stronguard

I bet Stewart's jersey isn't hanging in any rafters in the SEC.

The Chuck Dovish reference was priceless.
If you don't know, now you know.

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WMHawgfan

Wow! Look at his pic.
Matted dog hair
70's pornstache
and a garanimals shirt

He really has a lot of room to talk about someone else's appearance.