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Where is Jeff Long?
« on: October 22, 2017, 12:09:26 am »

Normally he introduces various donors, military, special guests, etc during the commercials and half time. I have not seen him for at least the last two games. Letting associate AD do this now. Does anyone know what changed or where he is?
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2017, 12:10:50 am »

he's down in the endzone construction area, wearing a sniper moss suit.  If you watch closely, sometimes you'll catch some movement in the shadows....that's Jeff
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2017, 12:12:13 am »

Normally he introduces various donors, military, special guests, etc during the commercials and half time. I have not seen him for at least the last two games. Letting associate AD do this now. Does anyone know what changed or where he is?

He is as far away from Bielema as he can get.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2017, 12:14:10 am »

I don't know where he is but wherever he is, I'm sure he's playing his fiddle.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2017, 12:15:36 am »

I don't know where he is but wherever he is, I'm sure he's playing his fiddle.

He's a yankee, I'm sure he'd play a violin. 
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2017, 12:16:40 am »

Planning next week's Integrity Matters march...
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2017, 12:20:22 am »

He's lovingly babysitting Bret and Jen's baby girl. He really is wonderful and supportive.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2017, 12:22:10 am »

Well I hope they catch him and Jen on a motorcycle!!!
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2017, 12:23:34 am »

I would imagine this guy was in bed sound asleep by 10pm tonight dreaming sweet dreams of northeastern sophistication, Wall Street journal articles, and Hillary Clinton comebacks in 2020.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2017, 12:40:47 am »

Working feverishly to distribute the official narrative to the fluffers.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2017, 12:43:18 am »

he's down in the endzone construction area, wearing a sniper moss suit.  If you watch closely, sometimes you'll catch some movement in the shadows....that's Jeff
That just made my night!
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2017, 12:45:31 am »

Probably is laying low, so he doesn't get stuck having to answer any questions about the state of the program and Bret Bielema's future.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2017, 12:57:55 am by hoglady »
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2017, 12:46:56 am »

Probably in laying low, so he doesn't get stuck having to answer any questions about the state of the program and Bret Bielema's future.
He's been seen hiding in a nearby cave in the Ozarks......
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2017, 12:48:31 am »

he's eating the halftime left over's of the players....he'll be up all night with his gallon jug of milk and....   
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2017, 12:49:18 am »

Where's the BOT?
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2017, 12:54:30 am »

He is wise keeping a low profile. His Twitter activity has been kept to a minimum as well. This is another signal that change will happen.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2017, 01:05:04 am »


Hopefully....he's been on the phone checking to see if there are any AD job openings. 
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2017, 01:23:53 am »

Hopefully....he's been on the phone checking to see if there are any AD job openings. 


Unfortunately for us, I don't think he's going to find any takers right now.

He's presiding over a dumpster fire and he's just letting the fire rage, he's doing nothing to quell it.

I don't think any other school would touch him right now for fear of him bringing some of the stink from the fire with him.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2017, 04:01:30 am »

I sent him a tweet tonight. I've had a twitter account for a couple of years I guess, just never used it. I log in with my email address but the twitter name is tom something so I'm not even sure it's my account but my first tweet was tonight, the picture floating around of the stadium, over half empty, at the start of the fourth. I think maybe people tweeting him and Bret and anyone else OTHER THAN PLAYERS might get someone's attention.

Guys, somebody has to lose their job over this. In any field, or profession, or workplace, a failure of this magnitude at least gets the new guy fired.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2017, 04:19:56 am »

I hope his Yankie a** is out on the recruiting trail trying to find us a new coach.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2017, 04:53:51 am »

he's eating the halftime left over's of the players....he'll be up all night with his gallon jug of milk and....   
Towards the end of the game, the SECNet announcers took a subtle eye wink jab at Bielema’s use of PB&Js to feed his players during halftime.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2017, 06:22:48 am »

Ah, now we know why his players support him 100 percent.  What other coach would give them peanut butter and jelly sammich's at halftime?
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2017, 06:29:02 am »

He is wise keeping a low profile. His Twitter activity has been kept to a minimum as well. This is another signal that change will happen.

This is what I was thinking.  At my former position, if I felt I needed to fire someone (this happened less than 5 times), I kept my distance for a week or more so that I could be objective.  I had an open door policy and grew close to my employees, so if I continued to speak with them each day, it would have made the dismissal more difficult for both of us.

I truly believe that if they miss a bowl game, and it seems they will, that Bret will be removed. 
   
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2017, 06:32:13 am »

Probably is laying low, so he doesn't get stuck having to answer any questions about the state of the program and Bret Bielema's future.

I agree.  I mean, what could he say?  There's nothing he could say that wouldn't draw an epic eye roll from the fanbase.
« Last Edit: October 23, 2017, 04:35:08 am by Broadway Rob »
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2017, 06:35:40 am »

Looking at carpet samples for his $160 mil office...........
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2017, 06:36:18 am »

I hope his Yankie a** is out on the recruiting trail trying to find us a new coach.
TF is a Yankie? Is that what you do when your sister won't let you touch her?
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2017, 06:36:48 am »

The really important question: Where's DuVall Walley?
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2017, 06:39:02 am »

The really important question: Where's DuVall Walley?

No the real question is Who is Robert Shields?
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2017, 06:42:20 am »

Same place almost every AD across the country is, where he belongs, in the shadows.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2017, 06:56:51 am »

He's home...in front of the computer. Working on delta's dossier.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2017, 07:01:27 am »

He's home...in front of the computer. Working on delta's dossier.

Delta's what???
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2017, 07:24:41 am »

He's probably trying to figure out how to make more money so we can continue to aspire to be Vanderbilt
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2017, 07:29:12 am »

Delta's what???

You haven't been paying attention as usual.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2017, 07:34:22 am »

You haven't been paying attention as usual.

So, you're talking about the Delta Force, not "Delta"?
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2017, 08:34:30 am »

Same place almost every AD across the country is, where he belongs, in the shadows.
Speaks volumes about him. He has always been front and center. Now that the caca is hitting the fan he has disappeared. Man is not a leader.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2017, 09:05:28 am »

Playing his harp
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2017, 09:10:13 am »

I would imagine this guy was in bed sound asleep by 10pm tonight dreaming sweet dreams of northeastern sophistication, Wall Street journal articles, and Hillary Clinton comebacks in 2020.
My goodness, he's not actually a Yankee (by definition). He's from Ohio. Yankees are from New England. Ohio is not northeastern.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2017, 09:12:07 am »

Hopefully, he was in Pullman last night watching his new football team beat Colorado
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2017, 09:17:36 am »

On the 3rd and Long segment that he does with the game coverage every week, he talked about how the back half of the season set up much easier than the first half and how we were poised to go on a run and have a "successful" season.

I know he has to be positive in those things, but it is clear that he doesn't get Arkansas tradition or history.  Just five years ago we were back to the spot where we had been through most of the 60s, 70s, and 80s and to where we had dreamed about returning to ever since.  We were highly ranked and wondering and hoping we could break through to the very top.  Now, we got the guys in charge who want to define a season as "successful" if we back into some half assed bowl game in Shreveport or Memphis.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2017, 09:26:32 am »

My goodness, he's not actually a Yankee (by definition). He's from Ohio. Yankees are from New England. Ohio is not northeastern.

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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2017, 09:30:35 am »



That graphic is the wrongest of all...
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2017, 10:04:37 pm »

Speaks volumes about him. He has always been front and center. Now that the caca is hitting the fan he has disappeared. Man is not a leader.
  I am not sure you even know what a leader is after this post.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2017, 12:09:53 am »


Jeff has been reading "Hiring coaches in the SEC for dummy's"
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2017, 04:23:38 am »

he's down in the endzone construction area, wearing a sniper moss suit.  If you watch closely, sometimes you'll catch some movement in the shadows....that's Jeff
  Best comment over the weekend! For all the Long Lovers please explain what’s so great about him? I already know what you will say, “he’s a great fund raiser, just look at all our wonderful facilities!” You do realize with three Fortune 500 companies literally in his back yard, one of which is #1 it’s not to hard getting them to donate, right? Jeff Long’s additude about winning is reason enough to let him go when his contract is up. I’m convinced we have a lot of qualified people within our own state’s boarder that could easily do his job and demand success.
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« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2017, 05:12:12 am »

  Best comment over the weekend! For all the Long Lovers please explain what’s so great about him? I already know what you will say, “he’s a great fund raiser, just look at all our wonderful facilities!” You do realize with three Fortune 500 companies literally in his back yard, one of which is #1 it’s not to hard getting them to donate, right? Jeff Long’s additude about winning is reason enough to let him go when his contract is up. I’m convinced we have a lot of qualified people within our own state’s boarder that could easily do his job and demand success.

Well 911, I am sure you should get a response.  Looks like midnight on Monday morning marks the start of Long’s Work-Sudy group.  I especially love the the Graphical Displays and Statistical trend charts in the “Jeff Long’s Contract” thread.  That is awesome.  I know all of us on HV spend our days and nights in the Forum working on Excel, designing those beautiful charts and graphs.  It’s like somebody handed them a PowerPoint Presentation for the BOT or something.  That’s freakin awesome!
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2017, 05:49:21 am »

Well 911, I am sure you should get a response.  Looks like midnight on Monday morning marks the start of Long’s Work-Sudy group.  I especially love the the Graphical Displays and Statistical trend charts in the “Jeff Long’s Contract” thread.  That is awesome.  I know all of us on HV spend our days and nights in the Forum working on Excel, designing those beautiful charts and graphs.  It’s like somebody handed them a PowerPoint Presentation for the BOT or something.  That’s freakin awesome!
Grasping at straws you guys are
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2017, 06:36:16 am »

In some kind of witness protection program ???  We're getting killed out there!
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2017, 06:44:37 am »

He is wise keeping a low profile. His Twitter activity has been kept to a minimum as well. This is another signal that change will happen.

I believe this to be true.  I don't want Long in the public right now.  He would have to throw support at Bielema and we don't need or want that.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2017, 06:46:39 am »

He is not on Twitter because he takes an unmerciful beating whenever he sticks his head up over there.  People just rail on him.
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Re: Where is Jeff Long?
« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2017, 07:15:49 am »

Guawd, that endzone did look like the football program, and tell me why jeffro didn't spend a few dollars buying large banners to cover it up.
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