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Frito Pie eating utensil?

Started by twistitup, December 17, 2017, 09:56:25 am

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What is the proper utensil for eating Frito Pie ?

Spoon
Fork
Spork
FP
Hands

twistitup

I say spork, but there is disagreement in the house about this.

I need help from Hogville to settle this little Sunday morning spat
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

Memhogs

Thats why they make chocolate and Vanilla, some folks like chocolate, and everyone else has bad taste.

 

IronHog

Spork if available


Fork for a "clean" pie

Spoon for a messy pie

Any will work in a pinch or if one beer in too many

Fluid situation
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twistitup

How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

East Clintwood

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OneTuskOverTheLine™

 I've always used a spoon. There's no meat in there too big to be scooped up; if there is you're doing it wrong...
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PORKULATOR

I actually have a spork addiction  if you will. I have to have them as many of them as I can get my hands on I have two that are Titanium and one that is tactical. Lol yes tactical.
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goodguytex

Spork is best. I've tried it with just a fork, and there's always a thin layer of chili and cheese at bottom of the bowl a fork just can't get all of. A spoon or spork gets it all. Otherwise I have to use my fingers.

hawgmasta

A spork is for professionals; a fork or spoon will work in a pinch. Add a little bit of hands too because you gotta grab a few Fritos.

I see there's an option for eating a fritos pie with a fritos pie, man, I imagine that's what heaven would be like. Nobody staring or judging you as you dip a smaller fritos pie into a larger one, meat and cheese spilling everywhere as you just shovel it into your mouth as fast as possible. Borderline erotic.

HogT

In a fluid situation it's best to tip the pie back and gulp it down.
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JaketheSnake

Original Fritos or Frito Scoops? With scoops, you have a delicious edible spoon already.

preachr


BroyledNutts


 

plumbhog

Just use scoops, no utensil needed.
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LZH

Not sure if this qualifies as 'Frito pie', but Wednesday I asked for a big pot of Mama's chili...haven't had any in several years.

Handful of Fritos in the bottom of the bowl, cover with plenty of hot chili, top with way too much cheddar cheese and a big blob of sour cream with a sprinkle of cayenne pepper. Add a cold glass of milk on the side, and...mmmmm!

And you MUST eat it with a spoon.

Rudy Baylor

Frito Pie's cousin

Dorito Chicken Casserole

the melted cheese makes it easy to use a fork


Bardicer

Come to hogville looking for football news...

Leave with munchies that would make a stoner jealous...

goodguytex

Quote from: Rudy Baylor on December 17, 2017, 11:09:35 am
Frito Pie's cousin

Dorito Chicken Casserole

the melted cheese makes it easy to use a fork


I love that stuff! I can make a pretty decent one of those too. I have an aunt that makes one that's the best ever!

twistitup

Quote from: goodguytex on December 17, 2017, 10:19:23 am
Spork is best. I've tried it with just a fork, and there's always a thin layer of chili and cheese at bottom of the bowl a fork just can't get all of. A spoon or spork gets it all. Otherwise I have to use my fingers.

And the little fork part of the spork helps spread any toppings that are not properly distributed. Ex. Raw onion

Somtimes the frito pie artist does not do an adequate spread of toppings- spork comes in handy in these unfortunate situations
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

Torqued pork


twistitup

Quote from: Torqued pork on December 17, 2017, 11:45:00 am
straight razor

Impressive...

Word is,  in prison it's popular to eat them with a shork...shank fork combo
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

Breems

The spork love is unbelievable.

What do you need to poke in this pie? It's made for a spoon.
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goodguytex

Quote from: twistitup on December 17, 2017, 11:41:59 am
And the little fork part of the spork helps spread any toppings that are not properly distributed. Ex. Raw onion

Somtimes the frito pie artist does not do an adequate spread of toppings- spork comes in handy in these unfortunate situations
Truth!!

twistitup

December 17, 2017, 12:04:55 pm #23 Last Edit: December 17, 2017, 01:54:16 pm by twistitup
Quote from: Breems on December 17, 2017, 11:50:07 am
The spork love is unbelievable.

What do you need to poke in this pie? It's made for a spoon.

Debatable...the thickness / amount of chili and type of toppings are significant variables
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

 

OneTuskOverTheLine™

Quote from: PORKULATOR on December 17, 2017, 10:18:17 am
I actually have a spork addiction  if you will. I have to have them as many of them as I can get my hands on I have two that are Titanium and one that is tactical. Lol yes tactical.

I bet that last one will be on a Netflix movie in a week or two now that you put that in the netosphere...
Quote from: capehog on March 12, 2010...
My ex wife had a pet monkey I used to play with. That was one of the few things I liked about her

quote from: golf2day on June 19, 2014....
I'm disgusted, but kinda excited. Now I'm disgusted that I'm excited.

tusksincolorado

Quote from: Rudy Baylor on December 17, 2017, 11:09:35 am
Frito Pie's cousin

Dorito Chicken Casserole

the melted cheese makes it easy to use a fork



Made with taco flavored Dorito's!
Screw it! I'm an old angry male, live with it!

duckman

The correct method is slathered on bewbs then dive in face first...

twistitup

Quote from: duckman on December 17, 2017, 01:50:00 pm
The correct method is slathered on bewbs then dive in face first...

That movie would begin by a couple simply sharing a Frito Pie and staring into each others eyes...
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

duckman

Quote from: twistitup on December 17, 2017, 01:59:28 pm
That movie would begin by a couple simply sharing a Frito Pie and staring into each others eyes...

I just teared up a little...

twistitup

Quote from: duckman on December 17, 2017, 02:22:56 pm
I just teared up a little...

They were each holding their own spork...or was it a spoon
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

cosmodrum

Quote from: JaketheSnake on December 17, 2017, 10:43:03 am
Original Fritos or Frito Scoops? With scoops, you have a delicious edible spoon already.

Scoops?

Ban this man.
Go away, batin'

tusksincolorado

Quote from: duckman on December 17, 2017, 01:50:00 pm
The correct method is slathered on bewbs then dive in face first...

You are now officially my HERO!
Screw it! I'm an old angry male, live with it!

duckman

Quote from: tusksincolorado on December 17, 2017, 04:16:15 pm
You are now officially my HERO!

Just stating the obvious....

That is pretty much the way to eat any desired meal.

duckman

December 17, 2017, 05:00:34 pm #33 Last Edit: December 17, 2017, 11:41:23 pm by duckman
Edited,

Maybe that was too much.  LOL


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tusksincolorado

Screw it! I'm an old angry male, live with it!

duckman

Quote from: tusksincolorado on December 17, 2017, 11:21:54 pm
Does she know what you are doing???

With the pics or the Frito Pie?

She knows me....

duckman


DoubleReedHawgCaller

This ought to get it done. Good for eating and keeping the hanks off.
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DEVIL DOG HOG

Isn't spork and a hand the same thing?
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IronHog

Iron sharpens iron, So one man sharpens another.

PonderinHog

Bowl to mouth.  Eliminate the middle man!

David†

Use paper bowls and plastic utensils. No dishes to wash

BroyledNutts

Quote from: DoubleReedHawgCaller on December 18, 2017, 08:50:45 am
This ought to get it done. Good for eating and keeping the hanks off.

Hey ... that looks handy ... where'd you find that?

DoubleReedHawgCaller

A couple female midgets, a few bottles of Wild Irish Rose, and a room at the Trout Inn...... who knows what may happen.....

Jackrabbit Hog

A knork, a foon or a spife will work as well. 
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BroyledNutts


tusksincolorado

Screw it! I'm an old angry male, live with it!

rogers-hog

Does it really matter what utensil the little sandwich maker feeds you frito pie with as long as she dressed appropriately!!!

duckman