Obligatory "I Despise Calipari" Thread

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Hadn't seen one yet so I thought I'd get it going.

I despise Calipari.  I think he's a Mafia don in waiting; pulling strings with agents, runners, AAU coaches and petty criminals all over the country.  It wouldn't surprise me if he made high school coaches kiss his ring before they speak to him.  His tailor probably makes more than his assistant coaches.  And I bet his breath smells bad too.

Lastly, once we beat them tonight, I'll expect to hear "I can't coach these guys" at his presser.

[IronMountainHog]

I wish John Chaney would have smacked him in his smug face.

[Smalltownhog95]

I wish John Chaney would have smacked him in his smug face.

One of my favorite post game rants

[TomasPistola]

If Calipari didn't have the NCAA's balls in a jar in his basement he'd have been banned from coaching years ago.

[Großer Kriegschwein]

If Calipari didn't have the NCAA's balls in a jar in his basement he'd have been banned from coaching years ago.

Seriously.

[Hoggish1]

Calipari & KAintuck 

[hogginbama]

Say what you will, but he is always coaching. Constantly reprimanding his players, telling them what they should be doing and what was done wrong. Our guy on the other hand, stares with his arms crossed and talks about "this is our house" and "need energy and effort".

[TeufelHog]

Despise him if you like, but look at the difference between him and Anderson on the sidelines throughout the game.  Cal is CONSTANTLY coaching . . . Anderson not so much.

[hobhog]

Say what you will, but he is always coaching. Constantly reprimanding his players, telling them what they should be doing and what was done wrong. Our guy on the other hand, stares with his arms crossed and talks about "this is our house" and "need energy and effort".

Exactly.

[intelligence]

can't wait for that greaseball to get busted and crucified by the NCAA.

[hobhog]

Bitch slapped us and took our best player.....

[JRHoward]

Not a Calipari fan... But, the man never stops coaching... Oh yeah, that is what a coach does.

[The Boar War]

can't wait for that greaseball to get busted and crucified by the NCAA.

He'll be in the NBA before the NCAA decides to do anything.

[PonderinHog]

I hate the bastard period.

[26.2Hog]

Despise him if you like, but look at the difference between him and Anderson on the sidelines throughout the game.  Cal is CONSTANTLY coaching . . . Anderson not so much.

Exactly.

[TheRazorback500]

I despise him. I despise his talented basketball team. I despise his cat.



:razorback:

[LR_Matt]

I kinda like him.... He wins.

[TeufelHog]

"He's special.  He's a winner"
   -HDN

[Wild Bill Hog]

Despise him if you like, but look at the difference between him and Anderson on the sidelines throughout the game.  Cal is CONSTANTLY coaching . . . Anderson not so much.

Well, that's reason enough.  Trying to publicly embarrass our beloved link to NR and 1994.

[The_Hog_Father]

Say what you will, but he is always coaching. Constantly reprimanding his players, telling them what they should be doing and what was done wrong. Our guy on the other hand, stares with his arms crossed and talks about "this is our house" and "need energy and effort".

I can't argue with this...

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Calipari is the greatest acquirer of talent that college basketball has seen since John Wooden.  He's a Pied Piper for 5 star can't miss guys; for whatever reason, legal or illegal, they flock to him like 14 year olds to a Justin Bieber concert.  I will give him that much.  In his very own words, if he wants a guy, he's going to get him.

That said, I simply don't see how that makes him such a great coach in the eyes of his defenders.  Seriously, with the level of talent he's had the past 10 years (including his last few at Memphis), it's almost embarrassing that he's only won the title one time.  A retarded monkey could have won as many. 

[Inhogswetrust]

One of my favorite post game rants

It is one of the best ever. I'm upset at the ones that were holding Chaney back and wouldn't let him get to Cal.....................

[Jackrabbit Hog]

It is one of the best ever. I'm upset at the ones that were holding Chaney back and wouldn't let him get to Cal.....................

He made my all-time Hall of Fame favorite coaches list that night..