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Shortest book ever written

Started by HognotinMemphis, August 12, 2006, 10:37:49 am

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HognotinMemphis

The autobiography, "Mistakes Made by Houston Nutt as Head Football Coach".  Get a copy...it'll take 5 to 10 seconds to read, depending on whether or not you got as far in school as Jethro Bodine did.
I don't want you to agree with me because you're weak. I want you to agree with me because you know I'm right.
______________________
President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and to heal the planet. My promise is to help you and your family." - Mitt Romney

edmo

Good read. Will there be another?

 

HognotinMemphis

Quote from: edmo on August 12, 2006, 10:40:50 am
Good read. Will there be another?

Yes, Coach Nutt is planning on a followup book to that but it will be slightly longer. Tenative title for his upcoming book is,

"Brotha, The Plays I Have Called".
I don't want you to agree with me because you're weak. I want you to agree with me because you know I'm right.
______________________
President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and to heal the planet. My promise is to help you and your family." - Mitt Romney

edmo

Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 10:45:18 am
Quote from: edmo on August 12, 2006, 10:40:50 am
Good read. Will there be another?

Yes, Coach Nutt is planning on a followup book to that but it will be slightly longer. Tenative title for his upcoming book is,

"Brotha, The Plays I Have Called".

LOL

NICE!

southeasthog

Second shortest book. "Meaningful posts made by Hoginmemphis on Hogville".

HognotinMemphis

Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 10:56:43 am
Second shortest book. "Meaningful posts made by Hoginmemphis on Hogville".

List of people whose intelligence and original thinking I admire:

#845,205:  Southeasthog
I don't want you to agree with me because you're weak. I want you to agree with me because you know I'm right.
______________________
President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and to heal the planet. My promise is to help you and your family." - Mitt Romney

SPAL

I read one that Houston wrote a short while back called "the evolution of the forward pass: a case study"

I finished it before i got off the john.

GassHogg


edmo

Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 10:58:29 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 10:56:43 am
Second shortest book. "Meaningful posts made by Hoginmemphis on Hogville".

List of people whose intelligence and original thinking I admire:

#1,895,999,845,205:  Southeasthog

Fixed that for you;)

HognotinMemphis

Quote from: sir-pigs-a-lot on August 12, 2006, 10:59:22 am
I read one that Houston wrote a short while back called "the evolution of the forward pass: a case study"

I finished it before i got off the john.

How much does that book cost on Amazon.com?
I don't want you to agree with me because you're weak. I want you to agree with me because you know I'm right.
______________________
President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and to heal the planet. My promise is to help you and your family." - Mitt Romney

SPAL

well i did that deal you see on tv where u cash in your coins and get a gift certificate to amazon...that took a good 30%off the cover price, plus S&H, plus tax, i paid around 12 cents....i think i overpaid personally, but those are the breaks.

southeasthog

Quote from: edmo on August 12, 2006, 11:00:21 am
Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 10:58:29 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 10:56:43 am
Second shortest book. "Meaningful posts made by Hoginmemphis on Hogville".

List of people whose intelligence and original thinking I admire:

#1,895,999,845,205:  Southeasthog

Fixed that for you;)
Looks like HIM has got himself a groupie.

edmo

Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 11:08:50 am
Quote from: edmo on August 12, 2006, 11:00:21 am
Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 10:58:29 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 10:56:43 am
Second shortest book. "Meaningful posts made by Hoginmemphis on Hogville".

List of people whose intelligence and original thinking I admire:

#1,895,999,845,205:  Southeasthog

Fixed that for you;)
Looks like HIM has got himself a groupie.

SEhog,

You can come be my tailgate groupie, just bring MILLER LITE and some honeys for me.

 

Pork Twain

How to hire a DC that can actually stop people, 6 years in the making...
"It is better to be an optimist and proven wrong, than a pessimist and proven right." ~Pork Twain

https://www.facebook.com/groups/sweetmemes/

HognotinMemphis

Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 11:08:50 am
Quote from: edmo on August 12, 2006, 11:00:21 am
Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 10:58:29 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 10:56:43 am
Second shortest book. "Meaningful posts made by Hoginmemphis on Hogville".

List of people whose intelligence and original thinking I admire:

#1,895,999,845,205:  Southeasthog

Fixed that for you;)
Looks like HIM has got himself a groupie.
Looks like you need to stop bringing a knife to a gun fight. You're in over your head.
I don't want you to agree with me because you're weak. I want you to agree with me because you know I'm right.
______________________
President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and to heal the planet. My promise is to help you and your family." - Mitt Romney

Pork Twain

Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 11:41:11 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 11:08:50 am
Quote from: edmo on August 12, 2006, 11:00:21 am
Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 10:58:29 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 10:56:43 am
Second shortest book. "Meaningful posts made by Hoginmemphis on Hogville".

List of people whose intelligence and original thinking I admire:

#1,895,999,845,205:  Southeasthog

Fixed that for you;)
Looks like HIM has got himself a groupie.
Looks like you need to stop bringing a knife to a gun fight. You're in over your head.
I have finally figured out that HiM is like the bitter drunk uncle that always shows up at family get togethers.  Everyone loves HiM because he is family but EVERYONE hats it when he tells the same stories over and over again.  Edmo might be like that one cousin that acts like he likes what uncle HiM say s in hopes of getting some inheritance.
"It is better to be an optimist and proven wrong, than a pessimist and proven right." ~Pork Twain

https://www.facebook.com/groups/sweetmemes/

HognotinMemphis

Quote from: Superhog1975 on August 12, 2006, 12:20:24 pm
Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 11:41:11 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 11:08:50 am
Quote from: edmo on August 12, 2006, 11:00:21 am
Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 10:58:29 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 10:56:43 am
Second shortest book. "Meaningful posts made by Hoginmemphis on Hogville".

List of people whose intelligence and original thinking I admire:

#1,895,999,845,205:  Southeasthog

Fixed that for you;)
Looks like HIM has got himself a groupie.
Looks like you need to stop bringing a knife to a gun fight. You're in over your head.
I have finally figured out that HiM is like the bitter drunk uncle that always shows up at family get togethers.  Everyone loves HiM because he is family but EVERYONE hats it when he tells the same stories over and over again.  Edmo might be like that one cousin that acts like he likes what uncle HiM say s in hopes of getting some inheritance.
I've already put all my net worth into a charitable remainder trust for my church with income to me for duration of my life. There will be no inheritance for those relatives who humor me hoping for a piece of the pie after I give up the ghost.

And...you've finally figured out nothing.
I don't want you to agree with me because you're weak. I want you to agree with me because you know I'm right.
______________________
President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and to heal the planet. My promise is to help you and your family." - Mitt Romney

Pork Twain

Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 12:29:07 pm
Quote from: Superhog1975 on August 12, 2006, 12:20:24 pm
Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 11:41:11 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 11:08:50 am
Quote from: edmo on August 12, 2006, 11:00:21 am
Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 10:58:29 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 10:56:43 am
Second shortest book. "Meaningful posts made by Hoginmemphis on Hogville".

List of people whose intelligence and original thinking I admire:

#1,895,999,845,205:  Southeasthog

Fixed that for you;)
Looks like HIM has got himself a groupie.
Looks like you need to stop bringing a knife to a gun fight. You're in over your head.
I have finally figured out that HiM is like the bitter drunk uncle that always shows up at family get togethers.  Everyone loves HiM because he is family but EVERYONE hats it when he tells the same stories over and over again.  Edmo might be like that one cousin that acts like he likes what uncle HiM say s in hopes of getting some inheritance.
I've already put all my net worth into a charitable remainder trust for my church with income to me for duration of my life. There will be no inheritance for those relatives who humor me hoping for a piece of the pie after I give up the ghost.

And...you've finally figured out nothing.

That is what the bitter, drunk uncle always says.
"It is better to be an optimist and proven wrong, than a pessimist and proven right." ~Pork Twain

https://www.facebook.com/groups/sweetmemes/

southeasthog

Quote from: edmo on August 12, 2006, 11:32:12 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 11:08:50 am
Quote from: edmo on August 12, 2006, 11:00:21 am
Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 10:58:29 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 10:56:43 am
Second shortest book. "Meaningful posts made by Hoginmemphis on Hogville".

List of people whose intelligence and original thinking I admire:

#1,895,999,845,205:  Southeasthog

Fixed that for you;)
Looks like HIM has got himself a groupie.

SEhog,

You can come be my tailgate groupie, just bring MILLER LITE and some honeys for me.
How about Coors Light and Hooter Wings?

Doug

Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 10:58:29 amList of people whose intelligence and original thinking I admire:
I shudder to see where I rank.  ::chuckles::
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edmo

Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 02:16:36 pm
Quote from: edmo on August 12, 2006, 11:32:12 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 11:08:50 am
Quote from: edmo on August 12, 2006, 11:00:21 am
Quote from: HoginMemphis on August 12, 2006, 10:58:29 am
Quote from: southeasthog on August 12, 2006, 10:56:43 am
Second shortest book. "Meaningful posts made by Hoginmemphis on Hogville".

List of people whose intelligence and original thinking I admire:

#1,895,999,845,205:  Southeasthog

Fixed that for you;)
Looks like HIM has got himself a groupie.

SEhog,

You can come be my tailgate groupie, just bring MILLER LITE and some honeys for me.
How about Coors Light and Hooter Wings?


I'm all in.

HairyHog

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