A count on Hogvillians..

[LSUFan]

Funny thing about the Politics section is you can say just about anything and your smite count will remain the same.

But let one little fart in the MMQB forum and you get hammered.

-1 for saying smite

Same to you...

Thank You Sir, may I have another?

[TulsaHogFan]

Lmao hahahah what's that smell?

[Alkehog]

I never thought I was missing much until Win Rockefeller's death.  I think a lot of people posted in the politics forum and I just felt like I was missing out on something.  I just know there must be some good reading in there!

[Pork Twain]

I cannot wait to hit 1300...

[piglett06]

So I guess you guys (hogvillians) are our Upper Classmen, our seniors?  If so then do you finally graduate and go away to leave the rest of us to hell alone?? 

[Pork Twain]

So I guess you guys (hogvillians) are our Upper Classmen, our seniors?  If so then do you finally graduate and go away to leave the rest of to hell alone?? 

They are like the high school Srs that hang around and go to all the parties years after they graduate.

[piglett06]

Do they get VD also while they are doing all these things?  Some of them act like they have had the big "S" for a long time like King Henry the VIII.

[TuckFexas]

Stop talking about us like we're not here damnit!

[LSUFan]

Stop talking about us like we're not here damnit!

We have feelings too, ya know?

[qakhed]

Stop talking about us like we're not here damnit!

Stop talking about us like we're not here damnit!

We have feelings too, ya know?

my thoughts exactly

[piglett06]

Gawd you guys sure look impressive with all those stars.  Are they worn on any kind of uniform?

[qakhed]

yes, as a matter of fact they are. Only worn to the secret hogvillian meetings. You learn the secret handshake then too.

[bdutt]

your complimentary silk members only jacket has 6 stars embroidered on the front and has the hogville logo on the back.....That's what i heard

[qakhed]

it has your name on the front too. They are sharp!

[piglett06]

I would think that would look like Evil Knievel (sp?). Boy you sure don't want to go shop lifting at Wal*Mart with all those stars on your jacket.  They would recognize you a mile away.  Jezzz that is a lot of stars.  Can you get 7 stars?

[LSUFan]

I have the super sacred hogvillan thong too, only given to mods in the Tavern, it has 6 stars on it too.

[Pork Twain]

Hitting on all the high school girls that are impressed because they went to a CC for one year.

[Mr A Ziffell]

get hammered.

+1 for getting hammered...

[TuckFexas]

I have the super sacred hogvillan thong too, only given to mods in the Tavern, it has 6 stars on it too.

One star for every inch?

[LSUFan]

I have the super sacred hogvillan thong too, only given to mods in the Tavern, it has 6 stars on it too.

One star for every inch?

in girth, yes

[Pig Power]

I have the super sacred hogvillan thong too, only given to mods in the Tavern, it has 6 stars on it too.

One star for every inch?

in girth, yes

Mercy! Too funny! One of these days and 800 or so more posts

[piglett06]

I'm getting close to 200 and with each post I feel just a tiny little bit of an increase in power. Some day in the distant future I will have a really long post potential.

[TulsaHogFan]

it has your name on the front too. They are sharp!

Mine says Members Only on the front of it and has the snaps on the shoulders.  It Rocks.

[qakhed]

I have the super sacred hogvillan thong too, only given to mods in the Tavern, it has 6 stars on it too.

albeit small ones

[piglett06]

Can you earn or be given 7 stars?

[LSUFan]

I have the super sacred hogvillan thong too, only given to mods in the Tavern, it has 6 stars on it too.

albeit small ones

If I jump up and down just right, both my boys pop out at the same time, seriously

[LSUFan]

Can you earn or be given 7 stars?

For a phenominal fee.

[qakhed]

hmmmm, try rubberbands

[qakhed]

Can you earn or be given 7 stars?

For a phenominal fee.

not just a nominal one, but a phenominal one

[Pig Power]

hmmmm, try rubberbands

Or a scrunchy

[Pork Twain]

I have the super sacred hogvillan thong too, only given to mods in the Tavern, it has 6 stars on it too.

One star for every inch?

There is no way I can have 12 stars...  Do I have to send in a picture?

[qakhed]

scrunchys might be too big.

[LSUFan]

scrunchys might be too big.

I'm at work, but I'll go ahead and do this just for you qak. I'm gonna press my nads up against my monitor so you can see them, tell me if you think a scrunchy will work or not.

[Pork Twain]

scrunchys might be too big.

I'm at work, but I'll go ahead and do this just for you qak. I'm gonna press my nads up against my monitor so you can see them, tell me if you think a scrunchy will work or not.

Those look more like M&M's or Skittles than nads.  What is that above them?  Is that a pretrzel stick or a slim jim???

[LSUFan]

scrunchys might be too big.

I'm at work, but I'll go ahead and do this just for you qak. I'm gonna press my nads up against my monitor so you can see them, tell me if you think a scrunchy will work or not.

Those look more like M&M's or Skittles than nads.  What is that above them?  Is that a pretrzel stick or a slim jim???

tic tac

[piglett06]

I'm beginning to think being a five star thingy is no big deal. Thingy being thingies..

[Pork Twain]

I'm beginning to think being a five star thingy is no big deal. Thingy being thingies..

That what anyone with two stars would say.

[Pig Power]

I'm beginning to think being a five star thingy is no big deal. Thingy being thingies..

Good catch Piglett

[piglett06]

Is it thingy envy you suppose?

[Pork Twain]

scrunchys might be too big.

I'm at work, but I'll go ahead and do this just for you qak. I'm gonna press my nads up against my monitor so you can see them, tell me if you think a scrunchy will work or not.

Those look more like M&M's or Skittles than nads.  What is that above them?  Is that a pretrzel stick or a slim jim???

tic tac

It's okay.  Don't cry little feller...

[qakhed]

scrunchys might be too big.

I'm at work, but I'll go ahead and do this just for you qak. I'm gonna press my nads up against my monitor so you can see them, tell me if you think a scrunchy will work or not.

what was the pixel rate?

[Hugehogsfan]

I worked hard for my stars and wouldn't trade them for anything.  Anyone who has posted that many times on this fine site deserves some kudos.  Good job to all of you who are Hogvillans.  The rest of you will get there just keep posting the fine material that we see on a daily basis or just wait till the first game and whatever happens could change your count dramatically.

[Thunderhog Jr]

I'm beginning to think being a five star thingy is no big deal. Thingy being thingies..

:razorback:

Yeah but what about a 6 star thingy??       

:razorback:

[piglett06]

I'm beginning to think being a five star thingy is no big deal. Thingy being thingies..

:razorback:

Yeah but what about a 6 star thingy??      

:razorback:

YEAH!  What about it? Huh?

[HoopS]

When you reach 6 stars, you no longer have to eat recycled food.  Though recycled food is good for the environment and ok for you. 

[Thunderhog Jr]

I'm beginning to think being a five star thingy is no big deal. Thingy being thingies..

:razorback:

Yeah but what about a 6 star thingy??      

:razorback:

YEAH!  What about it? Huh?

:razorback:

Oh no, I'm scared!   

:razorback:

[beatnikluv]

I'm a Hogvillian.  It allows me to buy gasoline for only an arm, rather than the arm and leg everyone else is paying

[PigPusher]

And, too if the expression of public adulation means anything to you that might just be a plus.  You do get used to it though after awhile.

[beatnikluv]

I think we should have t-shirts made that say "Hogvillian" on the back.  Or maybe not.

[PigPusher]

Our perhaps a nice knit pullover with "Hogvillian" over the right of the center line.