How Many Games Would We Win If.....

[Hogimus Prime]

our starting line up looked like this

C-Shaq
PF-Corliss
SF-Moncrief
SG-Day
PG-Beck

Bench

J.J. Redick
Steven Hill
Jason Kidd
Brandon Roy

[Hoggy1]

crackpipe

[webbgem]

our starting line up looked like this

C-Shaq
PF-Corliss
SF-Moncrief
SG-Day
PG-Beck

Bench

J.J. Redick
Steven Hill
Jason Kidd
Brandon Roy

Surely this isn't the best you could come up with...

[HuntinHog]

our starting line up looked like this

C-Shaq
PF-Corliss
SF-Moncrief
SG-Day
PG-Beck

Bench

J.J. Redick
Steven Hill
Jason Kidd
Brandon Roy

Not nearly as many as this:

C-Michael Jordan
PF-Michael Jordan
SF-Michael Jordan
SG-Michael Jordan
PG-Michael Jordan

Bench

Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan


Surely you forgot to write something that would make your post make sense.

[DoubleJ]

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[Overtheroadtruckdriver]

Not as good as if you're lineup looked like this:

M. Jordan
M. Johnson
L. Bird
B. Russell
W. Chamberlain

Why even ask a question like this?  Why put a bunch of hogs with a bunch of non-hogs? I mean what the hell?

[010HogFan]

i took it as a joke on all the "how many games would we win if" threads.

[The_Bionic_Pig]

John Pelphrey: 36-21 Arkansas
Billy Gillispie: 37–23 at Kentucky

[blacksuit]

our starting line up looked like this

C-Shaq
PF-Corliss
SF-Moncrief
SG-Day
PG-Beck

Bench

J.J. Redick
Steven Hill
Jason Kidd
Brandon Roy

You just Steven Hill on the bench.

[joeyself]

our starting line up looked like this

C-Shaq
PF-Corliss
SF-Moncrief
SG-Day
PG-Beck

Bench

J.J. Redick
Steven Hill
Jason Kidd
Brandon Roy

Well, let's see--Shaq is the only starter that is still in the game.  Moncrief is around 50, Day and Beck have to be approaching 40 and Williamson is retired.  Hill can't score off the bench. 

I'd say those 9 could compete with many college teams, but I would expect the bench to get a lot of time, as the starters were sucking oxygen on the sideline.

JcS

[jdevers]

We would probably win a lot while everyone was too busy trying to figure out why Stephen Hill is even on the bench.

[Hoggy1]

We would probably win a lot while everyone was too busy trying to figure out why Stephen Hill is even on the bench.

you think he should start over Shaq?

[RazorBacker215]

you think he should start over Shaq?

LOL!!

[webbgem]

Not as good as if you're lineup looked like this:

M. Jordan
M. Johnson
L. Bird
B. Russell
W. Chamberlain

Why even ask a question like this?  Why put a bunch of hogs with a bunch of non-hogs? I mean what the hell?

I think I could win a few games with that crew.  Not bad.

[MountieDawg]

Potentially the dumbest thread ever....

[Hogimus Prime]

i took it as a joke on all the "how many games would we win if" threads.

this is all this thread is.  it's a joke on all the "how many games would we win if" threads

[RocknRollRazorback]

our starting line up looked like this

CC-Shaq
PF-Corliss
SF-Moncrief
SG-Day
PG-Beck

Bench

J.J. Redick
Steven Hill
Jason Kidd
Brandon Roy

I propose this:

C-The Iron Giant
PF-Superman
SF-He-Man
SG-A centaur
PG-Chuck Norris

Bench

6 Million Dollar Man
Steven Hill
Optimus Prime
A pirate

[webbgem]

I want the Mon-Stars from Space Jam.  Those guys had some significant size.  Could be used to our advantage.

[cardinalhawg]

our starting line up looked like this

C-Shaq
PF-Corliss
SF-Moncrief
SG-Day
PG-Beck

Bench

J.J. Redick
Steven Hill
Jason Kidd
Brandon Roy

I know that Beck is respected as a quality point guard in Razorback history, but why would he be starting over Jason Kidd.  You could also put Roy in there in place of Day.  Riddick would be a good combination with the two inside guys you have in the starting lineup.

If each of these men are/were in their primes, then as a team they should go undefeated this season in college basketball.

[Hog-Corleone]

Vince Vaughn
That hot chick
Male Cheerleader
Fat boy whose oriental wife is cheating on him
Pirate boy

Bench
Nerdy guy

[deshahawg]

Not nearly as many as this:

C-Michael Jordan
PF-Michael Jordan
SF-Michael Jordan
SG-Michael Jordan
PG-Michael Jordan

Bench

Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan


Surely you forgot to write something that would make your post make sense.

I'd have to agree with this post!!!!!!!!!!

[Hogimus Prime]

I propose this:

C-The Iron Giant
PF-Superman
SF-He-Man
SG-A centaur
PG-Chuck Norris

Bench

6 Million Dollar Man
Steven Hill
Optimus Prime
A pirate

as long as KITT from the old Knight Rider is the coach and the new KITT is the assistant

[idiotghos]

They would go 25-12, be a six seed in the tourney and advance to the second round before being eliminated by Kansas.

[hawgsav1]

we would win -34 games and lose 35.

[PoormansRobbyHampton]

I propose this:

C-The Iron Giant
PF-Superman
SF-He-Man
SG-A centaur
PG-Chuck Norris

Bench

6 Million Dollar Man
Steven Hill
Optimus Prime
A pirate

You actually put Steven Hill down twice, no big deal though.

[DeuceHawg]

C-Kareem Abdul Jabar
PF-Tim Duncan
SF-Larry Bird
SG-Michael Jordan
PG-Magic Johnson

Bench:
C-Shaq
SF-Lebron
SG-Kobe
PG/SG-DWAYNE WADE
PF-Karl Malone
C/PF-Amare Stodemire

[DEVICEHIGH]

As Coop would say...

Meh.

[hogzirra]

I propose this:

C-The Iron Giant
PF-Superman
SF-He-Man
SG-A centaur
PG-Chuck Norris

Bench

6 Million Dollar Man
Steven Hill
Optimus Prime
A pirate

Post of the franking year!

[Break & Run]

John Pelphrey: 36-21 Arkansas
Billy Gillispie: 37–23 at Kentucky

You have to think about this... Pelphery's 21 losses were increased bc of FIFTEEN this year...

[hawgsav1]

I propose this:

C-The Iron Giant
PF-Superman
SF-He-Man
SG-A centaur
PG-Chuck Norris

Bench

6 Million Dollar Man
Steven Hill
Optimus Prime
A pirate

I got bad news for you.  He-Man has exhausted his NCAA eligiblity.

[mr4pt]

God Almighty
Jesus Christ
Moses
The Pope
Steven Hill

[jameshogfan]

Lou Holtz
Dick Vitale
John Daly
Hugh Heffner
Gary Coleman

[jameshogfan]

this is all this thread is.  it's a joke on all the "how many games would we win if" threads

Come on Hogimus. You forgot the great John Engskov. He will keep the teams grades up.

[Bubba_Hog]

I propose this:

C-The Iron Giant
PF-Superman
SF-He-Man
SG-A centaur
PG-Chuck Norris

Bench

6 Million Dollar Man
Steven Hill
Optimus Prime
A pirate

To heck with that

C - Corliss
PF - Jesus
PF- Moses
SG - Holy Ghost
PG - God Himself

LMAO!  This is a stupid thread.

[cosmodrum]

I thought about playing along in this thread, but I have to go feed my unicorn...

[31to6]

our starting line up looked like this

C-Shaq
PF-Corliss
SF-Moncrief
SG-Day
PG-Beck

Bench

J.J. Redick
Steven Hill
Jason Kidd
Brandon Roy

15 or 16.

Half of them would be suspended.

[BluffCityHog]

Why did I even open this thread??

[kingguter]

C - ShaQ
PF - Hakeem Olajuwon
SF - Larry Bird
SG - Pete Maravich
PG - Jason Kidd

Bench

Wilt Chamberlain
Magic Johnson
Larry Bird
Clyd Drexler
Allen Iverson

[hogfeezy]

Vince Vaughn
That hot chick
Male Cheerleader
Fat boy whose oriental wife is cheating on him
Pirate boy

Bench
Nerdy guy

All of the games would be played on ESPN8 The OCHO!

[RocknRollRazorback]

I got bad news for you.  He-Man has exhausted his NCAA eligiblity.

DAMMIT

[Lieutenant Dan]

I propose this:

C-The Iron Giant
PF-Superman
SF-He-Man
SG-A centaur
PG-Chuck Norris

Bench

6 Million Dollar Man
Steven Hill
Optimus Prime
A pirate

I just spewed a little diet coke! Awesome post. Steven Hill and a Pirate! 

[RocknRollRazorback]

I just spewed a little diet coke! Awesome post. Steven Hill and a Pirate! 

Even in  my most fantastic of fantasy teams, Steven Hill is there. I mean, it's about as believable as a pirate.

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

I got bad news for you.  He-Man has exhausted his NCAA eligiblity.

And the 6 Million Dollar Man seems as though he's been taking money.

[hawgsav1]

And the 6 Million Dollar Man seems as though he's been taking money.

It just keeps getting worse and worse.  Great.  This is how bad razorback basketball has become.  Our fantasy dream teams are having off-the-court issues.

[kingofdequeen]

C  - Robert Loggia
PF - Barkley circa NOW
SF - Dean Martin
SG - Mike Shannon
PG - Tommy Chong

Roll out the ball boys...this is my crew.

[kingofdequeen]

Me and my friends would win that game haha.

barkley, by himself, would take you and your crew "prince style" if he had me, my 9 mo old, my dog, and my golf bag as his team.

just sayin.

add loggia? sheet. over son.

[hogball33]

Be more interesting to say the All - Could've/ should've been Hog Dream Team.

PG-  Devan Downey
SF-  Andre Iguadala
SG-  Thadeus Young
C-    Emeka Okafor
PF - Al Jefferson

[cosmodrum]

barkley, by himself, would take you and your crew "prince style" if he had me, my 9 mo old, my dog, and my golf bag as his team.

just sayin.

add loggia? sheet. over son.

What if he purifies himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

I imagine "blouses" would still ball all over them.

[Kenny Dowell Loggains]

this thread is as relevant to this:  what if we had:
C- Optimus Prime
F- Voltron
F- Cobra Commander
G- McGyver
G- Chuck Norris

Bench:
Bono
John Wayne
Batman
Sunday Tiger Woods
The Ghost of Sam Walton

[dfwhog22]

I want the Mon-Stars from Space Jam.  Those guys had some significant size.  Could be used to our advantage.

I think you start the Mon-stars then on the bench you got

Nate Robinson
Mugsy Bougs
Gary Coleman
Mickey from Seinfeld
and Mini Me

Just to keep them off balance a little bit.