How can we make USC UNwelcome?

[Boss Hogg]

We need to come up with something that lets USC know they're in hostile territory when they get here that Thursday before the game.  Any suggestions??

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[hogfan13]

Invite USC Fans over to hogville's tailgate and then SUPERSOAK THEM

[Pignominious]

Beat them on the football field.

[Hawg_Heaven]

After that shalackin we got last year, I don't feel comfortable talking smack to them. Everyone else on the schedule is free for the taking though!

[hogfan13]

when they get here that Thursday before the game.  Any suggestions??

OH. BUT BED BUGS IN THERE HOTEL ROOMS

[hogfan13]

Beat them on the football field.

Then talk smack

[bigred7987]

send them special complimentary muffins for breakfast at their hotel?

[sowmonella]

Hang 70 on them! :razorback:

[Boss Hogg]

Toss empty whiskey bottles in their direction, curse and spit on them? 

Come on, man.  This is Arkansas not LSU.  Visiting fans should always feel welcome.  Lets show some class and simply (hopefully) enjoy the game. 

I doubt it...they whooped our arse last year...it's ON!!

[RhodeHog]

Send a bunch of cheap women and beer to their rooms the night before the game.

[O'Squeal]

Exlax in their Continental breakfast....................

[bigred7987]

Jager always seemed to make my weekend hell...try it on them

[Doyle Hograves]

Get t-shirts made saying "Our Dick and Nutts are Stronger Than Your Trojans"

[ErieHog]

Get t-shirts made saying "Our Dick and Nutts are Stronger Than Your Trojans"

Its a shame Casey is a QB, and not a WR.

The potential of 'Your Trojans can't cover our Dick'  is priceless.

[SPAL]

they arent in hostile territory, they are comin fayetteville. The place every SEC fan loves to come because we are such gracious fans.

[Doyle Hograves]

How about a headline for the next day that reads "Dick Popped the Trojans"

[ErieHog]

How about a headline for the next day that reads "Dick Popped the Trojans"

Nah.  'Dick goes deep, snaps Trojans  Streak'

[RazorbackRed73]

Put industrial Strength glue on all of the toilets in there locker room. Cant you just see the paramedics dragging a 300 lb offensive lineman out of the stadium while he is still on the toilet. HA HA HA Go Hogs

[PIGINAPOKE]

Send a bunch of cheap women and beer to their rooms the night before the game.

That is a easy bus load from Madison county..But they expect that..So go show the country on ESPN what this place is really about..Show some class and let the USC fans and the USA drop this trailor trash/wife beater thinking of Arkansas.Do it on the field..Not from the parking lot or stands.
If you like Larry the cable guy and still think Jeff Foxworthy is funny..This may not be your best showing at a televised event.
We got our a** handed to us last year..This is the time to show how we can come back and win..Without looking stupid.

[Hawgz4Life]

"Your Trojans can't sack our Dick"....there's your PR, 'ol top.

[Tejano Jawg]

Beat them on the football field.

There you go. Nothing will leave a lasting impression like a big fat "L" on their record.

[SPAL]

With Bush gone, Dick explodes through trojans with no help from Nutt

[dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya]

they arent in hostile territory, they are comin fayetteville. The place every SEC fan loves to come because we are such gracious fans.

Unfortunately, our coach has been really gracious, too.

I agree sir-pigs, looks like we already have some USC fans coming to the tailgate, lets show them what a class act Hog fans are, welcome them, treat them great, and then hope we kick their ass on the field.

[ErieHog]

"Your Trojans can't sack our Dick"....there's your PR, 'ol top.

How about  'Clutch Dick play and and Big sack snap Trojan's streak' ?

[SPAL]

they arent in hostile territory, they are comin fayetteville. The place every SEC fan loves to come because we are such gracious fans.

Unfortunately, our coach has been really gracious, too.

I agree sir-pigs, looks like we already have some USC fans coming to the tailgate, lets show them what a class act Hog fans are, welcome them, treat them great, and then hope we kick their ass on the field.

I saw we serve some nice cold kool-aid since it will be pretty warm on that day....they traveled along way...im even gonna pick a few lucky USC fans at random and pay for their entire trip.

[ste4236]

We need to come up with something that lets USC know they're in hostile territory when they get here that Thursday before the game.  Any suggestions??

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I made a thread a long while back asking who would dress up like hillbillies and go to XNA and hollar while blaring Dueling Banjos... I think that would weird them out a lil

[O'Squeal]

Trojans protection fail at bustin Dick's Nutt

[T-Bag Hawg]

They are staying at the Embassy Suites in Rogers.  That place is always hiring people.  Someone should take the fall, and be a pastry chef to sabotage their breakfast day of game.  Or beat them on the field.  Whichever, I'm open to suggestions.

[Porkerpower]

I sure hope all hog fans act in a respectful classy manner.

Correct anyone around you that needs correcting.  PLEASE SHOW SOME CLASS........

[hogs5204]

The best way to rattle visitors and their team is to be LOUD.  Intimidate through cheering for the Hogs when they do great things on offense and defense and being very loud when USC has the ball (which should be 3 plays and out....)  I really like saying, "and that's another USC "4TH DOWN"!!  When they realize they are in a fight to the finish in our house, they will feel UNwelcome.  (Like Barnhill days and Little Rock games.)

[O'Squeal]

They are staying at the Embassy Suites in Rogers.  That place is always hiring people.  Someone should take the fall, and be a pastry chef to sabotage their breakfast day of game.  Or beat them on the field.  Whichever, I'm open to suggestions.

Wish they were at the Clarion in bentonville.....my neighbor is the dinning room manager there

[SPAL]

I sure hope all hog fans act in a respectful classy manner.

Correct anyone around you that needs correcting.  PLEASE SHOW SOME CLASS........

Oh we will show class....thats what we are known for around her..."sure do enjoy goin to games at arkansas. They show such great hospitality, not like down at florida or LSU. We love goin to fayetteville because they are a classy bunch."

God I love being so classy.

[O'Squeal]

I sure hope all hog fans act in a respectful classy manner.

Correct anyone around you that needs correcting.  PLEASE SHOW SOME CLASS........

Does that mean I can't scratch my a$$ in the middle of the concession stand........

[Bol Hog]

maybe we can set their vehicles on fire like some crazy bastards did a few years ago.

[stronguard]

A life sized dummy of their former caoch Ogeron being roasted on a spit

A public hanging of OJ Simpson

Let Todd Marinovich be their "honorary" captian

Let Tusk loose in their lockeroom 5 minutes before warmups.

Lots of signs that read "We're Getting Some Booty Tonight!"

[ErieHog]

A public hanging of OJ Simpson

10 minute over or under on this being labelled 'racist' ?

[hogfan13]

Invite them down to Dixson Street. <Evil Laugh>

[lovetailgatin]

Two things; I know who lit that fire at the Aub game and get this it was a chick. Still takes balls to do that.  And also here is a t-shirt idea. Someone needs for the Tenn game have shirts made that say on the front I Need a Volunteer with a arrow in the middle pointing down.

[EastMemphisHog]

After last years splurge, johnson's been assigned to the hole and Dick will emerge through the tunnel ready to blast right through the trojan, as Nutt will be splattered (with gatorade.....sorry had to bring it down a notch)

[EastMemphisHog]

geez...my poetic license should be revoked

[foghornshog]

Two things; I know who lit that fire at the Aub game and get this it was a chick. Still takes balls to do that.  And also here is a t-shirt idea. Someone needs for the Tenn game have shirts made that say on the front I Need a Volunteer with a arrow in the middle pointing down.

Two more things....
1.  The person who lit that tail on fire has absolutely no class whatsoever, I could care less their gender or age.
2.  The volunteer t-shirt has been done 6,000 times over.  It was funny maybe the 1st time.

Win or lose, and we have lost our share, but show some class as a person and as a Razorback fan.  There's always next year!!!

[maniax22bolts20]

WIN the freaking football game !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[jtvhog]

you guys got it all wrong!! ever heard of a place called...... BOTTOMS UP?? they're cheap. I'm sure if each hogville member threw in a dollar, we could get the whole herd of 'em to go to USC's hotel.  How does that sound??

[widespreadsooie]

Let's see here we cuold:

Poison there breakfast

Put poisonous gasses in the ac of the bus.

Put a baloon over the tailpipe of the bus.

Slash the busses tires.

Take a sh1t in each one of their lockers.

Put bear traps in there bed.

Any of the above would do in my opinion.

[foghornshog]

Let's see here we cuold:

Poison there breakfast

Put poisonous gasses in the ac of the bus.

Put a baloon over the tailpipe of the bus.

Slash the busses tires.

Take a sh1t in each one of their lockers.

Put bear traps in there bed.

Any of the above would do in my opinion.

Or how about we just win the ballgame or at least make them earn the win if they do come out on top.

[Wolfhound05]

How about we give all the players free houses...oh wait.

[Reaganite]

We could just form an "over-all" brigade of banjo players and surround the Embassy Suites all night long...

When they try to escape to their rooms, they discover that we've bypassed the cable connection outside and are feeding Deliverance on all channels...

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I do want to urge caution to all you smokers though.  Be careful lighting up around these people as many of them have been to the plastic surgeon so often, they might combust if you flick your bic within say 20 yards or so.

[whitemeat]

Pipe in a continual loop of Deliverance.  LOL.  That's really a good idea.  Almost animal house like, and really no harm done.  Except, maybe to their subconscious.

[Brosshog]

All I want to know is "Will Dick stand up to the Trojan test or will we have to put our Johnson in"?

[BPPig]

For the fans, pretend RRS is War Memorial and raise hell the whole game.

Personally I hope USC comes in healthy and has a great trip into Fayetteville. Then there want be any excuses for paying back the butt whoppin they gave us last year. I don't want any reasons for the announcers to start rationalizing why AR won the game.That would make for an unwelcome return home flight for sure.

I do know it is a stretch for us pull off the upset but I think the time is right for it. Every player on the USC team knows Dmac got hurt. They will even be more overconfident than before. I might be living a fools dream right now but I think we can win this game legitimately and I will maintain that until proven wrong.