Biggest Clothing/Gear No-No's for the USC game

[RebelHawg]

If your name isnt John Daly the mullet isnt acceptable

[Rooka]

For me the biggest rule of what not to do for guys is never jump up when the fight song plays and swing that cheap pom pom on a stick in synke with the music.  Might as well wear a name tag that says hello I'm Queer.

i agree man, this stuff is pretty funny.  I am still pictuing a fat guy calling te hogs while patting his belly.  Oddly mesmarizing - how do you do that?

Of course this only accounts for 67% of the fans in the Stadium

[arkhogdog61]

i think anybody that starts a post about what you can and can't wear to the game is goofy as hell with to much time on their hands!

[HotRodHog]

If you paint your OTHER snout red, keep it to yourself and in the barn...

[Sonofahog]

My favorite is the Arkansas Razorback tennis shoes.  Or,  maybe the guy wearing the old #7  Barry Lunney jersey with the huge Hogs on the shoulder.   

[arkhogdog61]

why don't some of you in the no tell everyone the perfect attire to wear to a hog game.

[sowmonella]

As long as the 2 chicks that sit 2 rows in front of me in 107 keep wearing the low rider jeans and the red thongs that mesmerize me when they sit down.....I'm OK with anything.

[big boes]

no pink

[noprayerfornutt]

No tube tops.

No Confederate Flag shirts or dew rags.

[cmakrzrbak]

...and dudes should never, ever wear capri pants.  Not even in Italy...

[T-Bag Hawg]

Cut-off Rustler- Wranglers w/ hightops?

[Sao Ming]

i think anybody that starts a post about what you can and can't wear to the game is goofy as hell with to much time on their hands!

Tool:  Anyone who wouuld get through 103 posts of pure comedy reading and post this drivvle is more than likely one who has shown up to a game in all Top 12 No/No's !!  You get ridiculed by girls dont you.  It's Ok.  There are still boys to love.

[Landonhog]

all of a sudden u guys want suits and ties,,well,,,well,,,

There will never be anything wrong with dressing nicely to an SEC football game.  It's just a Southern class thing....  I can still remember thinking my grandfather looked like the most important man in the world when we would go to games when I was a very small child... 
All I can say or plead, is that everyone try to avoid the stereotypical "Arkansas hillbilly" attire....  I'm not talking specifically about the USC game, because that would appear as if I actually cared about Cali...  This goes for all UofA events... :razorback:

[Sao Ming]

LandonHog wins.  This is what I have been waiting for.

[HatfieldHog]

Sao Ming, you haven't been tempted to watch anymore NBA Basketball tonight have ya?  I skipped across it while channel surfing, and it gave me such full body shivers that I almost dropped the remote.  But, about that time, a light shone from above, and it gave me the strength to continue changing the channel's....

Wow, that was refreshing....     See ya

[Sao Ming]

Sao Ming, you haven't been tempted to watch anymore NBA Basketball tonight have ya?  I skipped across it while channel surfing, and it gave me such full body shivers that I almost dropped the remote.  But, about that time, a light shone from above, and it gave me the strength to continue changing the channel's....

Wow, that was refreshing....     See ya

84-80 Spurs at the moment.  Watching every minute.  Give it a chance Hatfield.

[HatfieldHog]

It's sad to say, but I'd kinda like to know how many Duncan's throwing down tonight....I'm slipping!

See ya

[Sao Ming]

at half he was 11-11 for 28 i think - he is unstoppable.  Parker is on fire as well.  With 8 to go in the 4th we are down by 2, 86-84.  With all the bolo's thrown by SA the mavs are in this.  I love our chances.

[Cornhogio]

There will never be anything wrong with dressing nicely to an SEC football game.  It's just a Southern class thing....  I can still remember thinking my grandfather looked like the most important man in the world when we would go to games when I was a very small child... 
All I can say or plead, is that everyone try to avoid the stereotypical "Arkansas hillbilly" attire....  I'm not talking specifically about the USC game, because that appear as if I actually cared about Cali...  This goes for all UofA events... :razorback:

I understand what you're saying, and I don't really care for the perception of Arkansas that exists in most places.  That said, I've also realized that as that perception changes, the mofo's keep moving here.

[younghawg]

Actually, only white trash or goobs will wear a jersey anyway. I mean......come on.....if you are over 4 years old and have a jersey on, you need to just let your wife pick out your clothes. To make matters even worse, the jersey is typically a 1994 Starter or Champion jersey! Just don't wear them.

Yes, Right on dude.

[go hogues]

My favorite attire at the games are the double-knit, homemade red pants that the older generation of hog fans wear.  Usually you will find these same people wearing flimsy white shoes with a small razorback on the side.  It is something that I could never possibly wear in the heat of half our season but I respect the old timers for rockin' the double knits into the new century!

[Burnt Orange Sucks]

7. Wear shoes that will allow you to stand the entire game.
7a.  If you do not plan to stand, don't get mad if the person in front of you does.
7b.  If rule 7a is unacceptable, give your ticket to someone else.

I 100% agree!!!
I dont know why the fans at RRS insist on sitting down the majority of the game....or if we are behind. If you dont want to get into it,stay home, let someone have the tickets that will yell and scream, and call the hogs.
I actually had a man sitting directly in front of me at the Texass game 2 years ago........GUESS WHAT?        He asked me if my friends and I (all 240+ ) would not yell so loud and try to hold it down because it was bothering his wife!
C'mon man, I just dont understand the crowd up here in Fayeteville.
Also, I made a post about a month ago stating that the jumbo-tron is also a distraction instead of a motivator. Nobody really wants to watch "Great moments in Razorback history" during a time-out. That thing needs to play music,or tell the crowd to stand up and scream.....SOMETHING!!!!
I'm frustrated, going to bed! Goodnight!

[Louis-Hogfan]

There is 1 thing I hate at any game, especially a Razorback game, and that is the wave.  I am sure it has been brought up in the past, but unless we are winning by triple digits, then the wave should never, EVER, be done.  Here in Louisville, the crowd starts it in the 1st quarter, while it is still a close game.    I nearly got into a fight because someone tried to start it during a Hockey playoff game, and I yelled "Hey Waveboy! Sit Down!" I should have picked a better venue to stage my outrage at "the wave." but it was prevented, none the less.

By eliminating the wave, we also help with the serious spread of the B.O. previously mentioned.  We also get the opportunity not to be serious "dumb a$$e$" who found the wave cool once, and must do it over and over.

[Smithian]

Also, don't bring kids who don't care about the game. I was at the MSU game in Little Rock and bought tickets down there so I was sitting where I wasn't ever before. I was sitting behind a couple 13-14 year old kids who were running around with friends and some girls. Around the third quarter, they sat down and were like, "Wow, that #5 game is good. Too bad were losing by this much." I almost died.

My horrow story is this guy behind our seats and one over last year who cheered a bit here and there, but not really and 3 times knocked over my groups drinks. No apology even once. He just shrugged his shoulders.

At the Alabama game two years ago, some guy had his 7 year old with him. He let him jump up and around and yell random things and try to talk to people the entire time. Then he got upset when noone would do the wave.

[Arkiejared]

2.  No men over the age of 12 are allowed to wear a replica helmet.   

-Guys don't wear tight Jean Shorts. 

All I can say about these is...dang.  :/

2. Guys that are above college age don't paint your faces.  Yeah it was cool when you were in a frat, but don't be like Elaine's boyfriend on Seinfeld.  Unless you are that bald Georgia fan that has the Bulldog painted on his head.  Now that's just cool

As for this one, I kinda like the crazy guys that sit in the South endzone.  The "RazorKiss"  or "RazorGwar" dudes are pretty cool.

[Big Papa Satan]

This was taken at a Hogville tailgate.



If you're a woman and you have the figure, tube tops are A-OK.

[Sao Ming]

She's smokin, but would be much better in heels and not those lame flip flops.  Are you shocked I got that far south?

[arkhogdog61]

SM sounds like you have had a little practice dressing up. LMAO

[Brutalis]

I hate seeing fans on tv or whatever with maroon on, that is not our school color..

[hoggystyle78]

If you have man boobs please by all means wear a shirt, and I don't mean an under armour shirt.

[Stateline Hawg]

If you spend hours out on the golf course at wms before a game in august (the UNLV game), please bring a second or even a third shirt.  This was the first game my wife ever attended.  While the band was on coming onto the field, a trio sat down in front of us.  The guy in front of my wife was just covered in sweat, there wasn't a dry spot on his shirt.  I guess my wifes knee was touching his back ever so slightly cause when we all stood for the anthem, she had sweat circle on here knee where she had been touching that guy.

[PHill94]

Oh i completely agree...a hot chick with a flat tan tummy can tie a jersey in a knot ALL day long.  In fact, that should be a condition on the back of the ticket.

I vote for MAN LAW!

[Sao Ming]

Today is a good day to bump this.

Read it, learn it, live it.

[rzrbaxfan]

If you have man boobs please by all means wear a shirt, and I don't mean an under armour shirt.

And wear a bro...or a manzeere, whichever you want to call it!
(sorry a little Seinfeld humor)

Good post to bump! 

[Izual65]

Are we actually gona be sober enough to care about what we're wearing?

A sleeveless "beat texas" t-shirt with blue jeans and my Arkansas hat should do..

[beatnikluv]

Now I don't have anything to wear to the game

[TH98]

This is by far the best thread on here

I can't stop freakin laughing my arse off

[PigMan]

Everyone should up dress. Men in coats and ties. Women with dress hat and white gloves.  Believe it or not this used to be the dress of the day. I wore a suit many times to games.

[rzrback6]

She's smokin, but would be much better in heels and not those lame flip flops.  Are you shocked I got that far south?

I prefer the lame flip flops and a light coat of oil myself...

[DEVICEHIGH]

This was taken at a Hogville tailgate.



If you're a woman and you have the figure, tube tops are A-OK.

Motion to exempt this girl from all rules.

[HamShank]

If you allow your wife to wear anything with glitter or puff-paint on it, or any "homemade" Razorback gear of any kind, you will both immediately be removed.

[strathog]

  can i wear my black cap? it's adidas,it has a razorback on it,bought it at bud walton. come on tell me it's okay!!

[FLKeysGuy]

I didn't want to read all four pages of rules, can I just get wardrobe
authority to tell me whether or not this is okay to wear to the game?

[Doyle Hograves]

This was taken at a Hogville tailgate.



If you're a woman and you have the figure, tube tops are A-OK.

Good Lord J.F... Where'd you get that?

[hogken]

wow yall just covered everything i own? what now? can I wear my fannie pack?

[hog trouter]

man,for one i still wear sandals and socks


Go stand in the corner and think about what you just said.


too funny!! lol kids asked what is wrong dad!!

[Redemption_Kings]

BEAT USC shirts..................I'm wearing that

[beatnikluv]

It was discussed last year/earlier this year . . .that was not taken at an ARkansas tailgate. . .it was an ACC school, IIRC. . . .just FYI. . . SHE'S NOT A HOG FAN.

[Sao Ming]

I didn't want to read all four pages of rules, can I just get wardrobe
authority to tell me whether or not this is okay to wear to the game?

Boy Keys, everything looks fine.  Oh, no smoking in the stadium though.  Other than that, good to go.

[Junkyard Hog]

I say no tank tops for men.  It's not very fun to sit beside an overweight, hairy man when you are constantly calling the hogs.