A Formal Introduction

[Pugnacious Pig]

Hi Y'all.

I'm a over 50 "born-n-raised" Razorback fan.  Grew up in LA near the black gold fields but have lived the past 30+ in the belly button of Arkansas.  I thought that today, April 1st, 2010 would be a good day to just say "Howdy" and to offer each of you a chance to buy direct from me a genuine Swiss Spaghetti Tree Kit.

Free Spaghetti Trees

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GHG!

[NeverYield]

Welcome, we're all glad to have you!  +1 to ya sir.

[Thunderhog Jr]

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Welcome to Hogville..........

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[Pugnacious Pig]

Thanks for the welcome.  And +1 to all.  If you are still reading this thread ... permit me a chance to at least make it worth your while.

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors' favor, the home quarterback blew his top.

How many times can you do this to us in a single game?" he screamed. "You were wrong on the out-of-bounds, you were wrong on that last first down, and you missed an illegal tackle in the first quarter."

The official just stared.

The quarterback seethed, but he suppressed the language that might get him tossed from the game. "What it comes down to," he bellowed, "is that you STINK!"

The official stared a few more seconds. Then he bent down, picked up the ball, paced off 15 yards, and put the ball down. He turned to face the steaming quarterback.

The official finally replied, "And how do I smell from here?"

[NeverYield]

Sounds bout like Arkansas vs. Florida in 2009!

[Pugnacious Pig]

Man you got that right.  That game was worse and it was no joke (except on us) ... the personal foul wasn't a close call ... it was just a plain bad call.

There was only one thing that was "foul" about it.

-30-

[RazorHud]

Slowly pushing towards 10, Welcome to hogville