Tiger_Reap What You Sow

[95_alum]

Galatians 6:7-9

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/entertainment/tiger-woods-former-flings-to-release-porn-film-about-alleged-sexploits-ncxdc-032812#ixzz1qStwYzTP

[cosmodrum]

These whores better not cause any distractions during The Masters.

[95_alum]

On a scale from 1-10 for distraction (10 being highest), I have a feeling this will be a 1.

[Pulled(PP)pork]

can they just produce of movie getting it on with just themselves??


Pulled out...

[Hawgndaaz]

[Hawgndaaz]

[Jackrabbit Hog]

I'm genuinely surprised it has taken this long for this to happen. 

I wonder what the title will be?  Porn titles can be so cute.

[PonderinHog]

Get in the hole, Tiger!

I'm genuinely surprised it has taken this long for this to happen. 

I wonder what the title will be?  Porn titles can be so cute.

[cosmodrum]

I'm genuinely surprised it has taken this long for this to happen. 

I wonder what the title will be?  Porn titles can be so cute.

MASHED POTATOES.

[HoggyWayne]

The Big Make.

[cosmodrum]

The Skins Game

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Bringing His 'A' Game

[Hawgndaaz]

Tiger Woods: My Life, In and out of the Muff

[PonderinHog]

She's got a Tiger in her Taint!

[kingofdequeen]

so many haters...all of whom would jam a porn star in a minute if they thought they could get away with it.

[cosmodrum]

so many haters...all of whom would jam a porn star in a minute if they thought they could get away with it.

Joslyn James is okay, the other two are pretty skanky. Alexis Texas? I'd go spider monkey on her.

[HoggyWayne]

Joslyn James is okay, the other two are pretty skanky. Alexis Texas? I'd go spider monkey on her.

TRUE STORY

[kingofdequeen]

Joslyn James is okay, the other two are pretty skanky. Alexis Texas? I'd go spider monkey on her.

Gianna Michaels for the win.  at least for me.

[cosmodrum]

Gianna Michaels for the win.  at least for me.

Jeneveve Jolie would also get the ever popular "go-go power dumpling" finishing move.

[PonderinHog]

Cut.  That's a wrap.

[jabberjawls]

so many haters...all of whom would jam a porn star in a minute if they thought they could get away with it.

Are you including guys that are married and have a family?

[Wildhog]

Are you including guys that are married and have a family?

Yes, he is.

[clutch]

Are you including guys that are married and have a family?

Why not? Most of them would too if they knew they could get away with it.

[kingofdequeen]

Are you including guys that are married and have a family?

that's part of "getting away with it".

[Wildhog]

I'm sorry, but banging all the porn stars makes me like Tiger more.  He's a frickin' rock-star.

[jabberjawls]

I must be pretty naive, then.  You guys have really opened my eyes.  I think its disgusting and root against Tiger every chance I get.

Are you guys married?  Have kids?  Your families must really be proud of you.

[cosmodrum]

I must be pretty naive, then.  You guys have really opened my eyes.  I think its disgusting and root against Tiger every chance I get.

Are you guys married?  Have kids?  Your families must really be proud of you.

Go be perfect on the internets somewhere else.

I DON'T CARE IF TIGER BANGED EVERY TWO-BIT WHORE ON THE PLANET. I NEED MY ATHLETES TO BE ATHLETES. I DON'T NEED THEM TO HELP ME TEACH MY KIDS RIGHT FROM WRONG. THAT'S MY JOB.

[HogScoutMaster]

I DON'T CARE IF TIGER BANGED EVERY TWO-BIT WHORE ON THE PLANET. I NEED MY ATHLETES TO BE ATHLETES. I DON'T NEED THEM TO HELP ME TEACH MY KIDS RIGHT FROM WRONG. THAT'S MY JOB.

+1 Bang em ALL

[kingofdequeen]

I must be pretty naive, then.  You guys have really opened my eyes.  I think its disgusting and root against Tiger every chance I get.

Are you guys married?  Have kids?  Your families must really be proud of you.

how bout you mind your own family and not worry about ours? 

Jesus, Mary and Joseph - why in the world would you think that your little counseling session was necessary, let alone welcomed?  Can you not take a thought at face value?  did that comment really warrant you summoning your inner Dr. Phil?  What do you think this little finger-wagging is gonna do?  Make us reevaluate our thoughts and actions?

revel in your disgust.

[Wildhog]

Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

Golf needs Tiger way worse than Tiger needs anything.

[PonderinHog]

Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

Golf needs Tiger way worse than Tiger needs anything.

I thaaawwwiieee.   I won't neba neba neba do it adin.

[Hawgndaaz]

Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

Golf needs Tiger way worse than Tiger needs anything.

[jabberjawls]

Geez, you guys aren't shy about expressing your feelings about Tiger, and that's fine.  That's what makes this country and this board great.  We all get to freely express our views.  But as soon as I say how I feel,  I am told that I'm not wanted, to mind my own business and to leave??  That's how the NAZI's ran Germany, you know -- nobody gets to express their views if its contrary to the sovereign.  But seriously, if you own this board and you want me to leave this forum, I will.  I can find someone else to talk golf with.

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Location has been chosen for the filming of this epic piece of cinema.

[kingofdequeen]

Geez, you guys aren't shy about expressing your feelings about Tiger, and that's fine.  That's what makes this country and this board great.  We all get to freely express our views.  But as soon as I say how I feel,  I am told that I'm not wanted, to mind my own business and to leave??  That's how the NAZI's ran Germany, you know -- nobody gets to express their views if its contrary to the sovereign.  But seriously, if you own this board and you want me to leave this forum, I will.  I can find someone else to talk golf with.

you weren't told to leave, you were told to shut up RE our families - 2 completely different things.

speaking of Nazis Germany, nice misinformation there.

[Hawgndaaz]

Geez, you guys aren't shy about expressing your feelings about Tiger, and that's fine.  That's what makes this country and this board great.  We all get to freely express our views.  But as soon as I say how I feel,  I am told that I'm not wanted, to mind my own business and to leave??  That's how the NAZI's ran Germany, you know -- nobody gets to express their views if its contrary to the sovereign.  But seriously, if you own this board and you want me to leave this forum, I will.  I can find someone else to talk golf with.

you obviously haven't been around this forum long.

you've got two groups:

1. Fans of Tiger's golfing ability
2. Haters of Tiger's personality/reputation



Group 1 will defend him to their death due to his awesomeness with a golf club in his hands.
Group 2 will hate him til he's dead due to his awesomeness with a porn star in each hand.





It reminds me of the Houston Nutt lovers back in the day. They looooooved them some HDN because he was such a good hearted  Christian man. You'd never hear them rave about his great recruiting or coaching ability, just how great of a person he was.

Some of those same folks still bash Petrino because he has such a BAD BAD POTTYMOUTH. despite his awesomeness at winning.

[Wildhog]

you weren't told to leave, you were told to shut up RE our families - 2 completely different things.

[HognitiveDissonance]

I must be pretty naive, then.  You guys have really opened my eyes.  I think its disgusting and root against Tiger every chance I get.

Are you guys married?  Have kids?  Your families must really be proud of you.

Tiger isn't nearly the great guy his image suggested for a long time.
He absorbed a lot of public shame and embarassment, so I don't feel any need to root against him. He's still great for golf. He lost his family, and has served his punishment.
You might could defend him and say others would have done the same if given the opportunities he probably had...but on the other hand, he still had to be looking for it. FAIL.
Key thing is...like father, like son. I think Earl had his own problems which led to his and Tiger's mother's breakup.

[HognitiveDissonance]

Tiger once again showed what a jerk he was with the whole Steve Williams thing.
Then Steve Williams showed what a jerk he was, maybe even moreso, with all his antics afterwards.
They deserved each other.

I still enjoy watching Tiger play. I separate the two in my mind.

[cosmodrum]

Tiger once again showed what a jerk he was with the whole Steve Williams thing.
Then Steve Williams showed what a jerk he was, maybe even moreso, with all his antics afterwards.
They deserved each other.

I still enjoy watching Tiger play. I separate the two in my mind.

Very reasonable. Hell, I don't want to hang out with the guy. I want to see the best golfer in the world be the best golfer in the world.

[HF#1]

Everyone has a sex tape or 15..  This is a big deal only because I wanna seem some of those hookers naked.

[95_alum]

One can wake up early Sunday morning, turn to ESPN:
"Tiger on 3..."
"Tiger's 2nd on 5.."
"Tiger in the bunker on 8..."
"... and it just lips out on 10.."
Blah, blah, blah.

All the while I'm thinking, "Guess he's making a charge today".

Nope! Tied for 25th.

Do we see any highlights of the best golfers (that week)? Not so much.

Like him or dislike him, (as it has been said here)-

TIGER MOVES THE NEEDLE.

[Hawg414]

One can wake up early Sunday morning, turn to ESPN:
"Tiger on 3..."
"Tiger's 2nd on 5.."
"Tiger in the bunker on 8..."
"... and it just lips out on 10.."
Blah, blah, blah.

All the while I'm thinking, "Guess he's making a charge today".

Nope! Tied for 25th.

Do we see any highlights of the best golfers (that week)? Not so much.

Like him or dislike him, (as it has been said here)-

TIGER MOVES THE NEEDLE.

or as Brandel said -- tiger doesnt just move the needle... he IS the needle.

[95_alum]

Yep. IS

[clutch]

Very reasonable. Hell, I don't want to hang out with the guy. I want to see the best golfer in the world be the best golfer in the world.

Shiiit I wanna hang out with him. Sounds like he knows how to have a good time to me.

What do you want to do today Tiger?
Ahhh, I don't know. Let's bang a few porn stars and see where it goes from there.

[cosmodrum]

Shiiit I wanna hang out with him. Sounds like he knows how to have a good time to me.

What do you want to do today Tiger?
Ahhh, I don't know. Let's bang a few porn stars and see where it goes from there.

I stand corrected.

[Hawgndaaz]

One can wake up early Sunday morning, turn to ESPN:
"Tiger on 3..."
"Tiger's 2nd on 5.."
"Tiger in the bunker on 8..."
"... and it just lips out on 10.."
Blah, blah, blah.

All the while I'm thinking, "Guess he's making a charge today".

Nope! Tied for 25th.

Do we see any highlights of the best golfers (that week)? Not so much.

Like him or dislike him, (as it has been said here)-

TIGER MOVES THE NEEDLE.

exactly.

meanwhile, all the folks that hate him still stay tuned to ESPN every day all day instead of turning it off.

ESPN has nothing you can't find on the internet 24/7.

[mycul222]

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. Can we get back to what's important? Gianna Michaels, people!
Do you suppose she is a real ginger or a Walmart ginger? Just wondering if she does, in fact, have no soul.

[kingofdequeen]

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. Can we get back to what's important? Gianna Michaels, people!
Do you suppose she is a real ginger or a Walmart ginger? Just wondering if she does, in fact, have no soul.

she is Bottle Ginger.  natural brunette, according to the carpet.

[mycul222]

she is Bottle Ginger.  natural brunette, according to the carpet.

Roger that. Good news for her soul then.