Uniforms

[Bacon_Bitz]

Any chance we get new ones this year?

[Sed76]

Not unless you count the anthracite alternate as new.

[PonderinHog]

What kind of mattress is that

[Razorbacker79]

What kind of mattress is that

I thought it was a bunch of lawyers in one office.

[Inhogswetrust]

What kind of mattress is that

Uni = transgender

[King Kong]

Why take the Time to start a thread if you aren't going to take the time to spell the subject correctly

[PonderinHog]

Why take the Time to start a thread if you aren't going to take the time to spell the subject correctly

What fun would that be  

[The_Hog_Father]

Why take the Time to start a thread if you aren't going to take the time to spell the subject correctly

Autocorrect is the debil.

[Wildhog]

They took er unifirms!

[hobhog]

Any chance we get new ones this year?

I'm thinking they dig the old wrinkled ones out from bottom of closet from last year.....

[Peter Porker]

Any chance we get new ones this year?

I have yet to hear a firm decision has been made on the matter.

[Razorbacker79]

I have yet to hear a firm decision has been made on the matter.

Nor was it unified.

[Pork Twain]

Is this another name for the Dutch Rudder?

[TheWestLinnGangsta]

I'm down for a color change. Red and white is so 80's.

[Boardon Hamsay]

I would like to see us pull one of these out for Alcorn St.


Note: All design credit for "War Damn Mockingbird" unis go to BoyNamedWooPigSooie

[hogsanity]

new ones will be a combo of purple, bright green and silver to attract the youths, they will have black somewhere for those who think black on the uniform makes teams play better. The panst will be paisley and the shoes will be tri colored on the left foot and bright gold on the right. The only colors missing will be the actual school colors.

[WizardofhOgZ]

I have yet to hear a firm decision has been made on the matter.

Very simply, the answer to the OP is "No".

[Peter Porker]

Very simply, the answer to the OP is "No".

I wrote that post when the thread title was Unifirms.

[swinemaster]

Keep the unis as they are.  Just go with the chrome lids full time.  imho

[MissippHog]

[ChitownHawg]

I would like to see us pull one of these out for Alcorn St.


Note: All design credit for "War Damn Mockingbird" unis go to BoyNamedWooPigSooie

These are Maryland worthy. 

[Hog_Swanson]

I would like to see us pull one of these out for Alcorn St.


Note: All design credit for "War Damn Mockingbird" unis go to BoyNamedWooPigSooie

Boy, that's a nice set of pine cones...

[SooiecidetillNuttgone]

I thought it was a bunch of lawyers in one office.

You forgot to add that they are asexual as well.

[FANONTHEHILL]

I don't care what unuforms the kids wear.  There a lot of people at the university and Nike that get paid a great deal of money to design our uniforms.  That being said, I love these topics because every year we see the WDM uniforms from BoyNamedWooPigSooie.  These are Hogville Hall of Fame designs for sure.

[elviscat]

Leave the uniforms alone, they look like crap.

[Boardon Hamsay]

new ones will be a combo of purple, bright green and silver to attract the youths they will have black somewhere for those who think black on the uniform makes teams play better. The panst will be paisley and the shoes will be tri colored on the left foot and bright gold on the right. The only colors missing will be the actual school colors.

With these unis, we will really need to monitor the kind of youths we are appealing to. If it gets too out of hand, you appeal to more utes and we don't want to do that.

[ChitownHawg]

With these unis, we will really need to monitor the kind of youths we are appealing to. If it gets too out of hand, you appeal to more utes and we don't want to do that.

Love that movie! 

[Inhogswetrust]

With these unis, we will really need to monitor the kind of youths we are appealing to. If it gets too out of hand, you appeal to more utes and we don't want to do that.

Would that be Utah Utes?

[SooiecidetillNuttgone]

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Alright, guys, I think we're ready to lay this first track down. By the way, my name is BoyNamedWooPigSooie. Yes, the BoyNamedWooPigSooie. And I gotta tell you: fellas.. you have got what appears to be a dynamite sound!

Eric Bloom: Coming from you, that means a lot.

Buck Dharma: Yeah. I mean, you're BoyNamedWooPigSooie!

Alan: This is incredible!

Bobby: I can't believe BoyNamedWooPigSooie digs our sound!

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you -- one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, it isn't a uniform.  You guys however, needed a uniform to get a new, fresh look. [ the group laughs ] Alright, here we go. "Fear... Don't Fear the Reaper" -- take one. Roll it [ he exits into the control booth ]

Eric Bloom: Alright! One, two, three, four...

[ The group starts the song: "All our times have come...Here but now they're gone..." -- Bobby slaps the drums, Eric jams his guitar, and Gene thrusts his pinecones. ]

Eric Bloom: [ distracted by Gene thrusting his pinecones ] Okay! Wait! Wait! Stop! [ the group cuts off their instruments ] Um, could you come in here for a minute, please?

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: [ stepping out of the booth ] That... that was gonna be a great track. Guys, what's the deal?

Eric Bloom: Uh, are you sure that was sounding okay?

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: I'll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could've used a little more pinecones. So.. let's take it again.. and, Gene?

Gene Frenkle: Yeah?

Bruce Dickinson: Really explore your pinecones this time.

Gene Frenkle: You got it.

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: I mean, really.. explore the thrusting. I like what I'm seeing. roll it.

[ the group starts the song again, as Gene thrusts more wildly with his pinecones, gyrating his exposed belly.]

Eric Bloom: Okay, wait! Stop! Stop! I'm sorry, could you come back in here, please?

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: [ stepping out of the booth ] Fellas.. now, we just wasted two good tracks! This last one was even better than the first!

Eric Bloom: Well, it's just that I find Gene's pinecone thrusting distracting! I don't know, if I'm the only one, I'll shut up.

Buck Dharma: Nah, it was pretty rough.

Gene Frenkle: You know, I could pull it back a little, if you'd like.

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Not too much, though! I'm telling you, fellas -- you're gonna want that thrusting on the track!

Gene Frenkle: You know what? It's fine. Let's just do the thing.

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Okay, Roll it.

Eric Bloom: One, two, three, four...

[ the band starts the song once more, with Gene thrusting his pinecones right next to Eric's ear until Eric pushes him, knocking over the microphone and causing Horatio Sanz to fall ]

Eric Bloom: [ stopping the song again, fighting Gene ] COME ON, GENE!!

Gene Frenkle: NO, YOU COME ON!!

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: [ running out of the booth again ] Guys, y' know...that...that...it doesn't work for me. I gotta have more pinecones!

Alan: [ grabs Gene's shirt ] Don't blow this for us, Gene!

Bobby: Quit... quit being so selfish, Gene!

Gene Frenkle: Can I just say one thing?

Bruce Dickinson: Sure, baby! Just say it!

Gene Frenkle: I'm standing here, staring at legend BoyNamedWooPigSooie!

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: The cock of the walk, baby!

Gene Frenkle: And if BoyNamedWooPigSooie wants more pinecones, we should probably give him more pinecones!

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Say it, baby!

Gene Frenkle: And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of songs that feature the pinecones.

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: I gotta have more pinecones, baby!

Gene Frenkle: And I'd be doing myself a disservice -- and every member of this band, if I didn't perform the HELL out of this!

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more pinecones!

Gene Frenkle: Thank you. But I think if... I think if I just leave... and maybe I'll come back later, and we can lay down the thrusting pinecones. [ starts to leave the studio ]

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Aw, come on, baby..

Eric Bloom: Gene, wait! Why don't you lay down the pinecones right now. With us. Together.

[ long pause while Gene looks around at the band ]

Gene Frenkle: Do you mean that, Eric?

Eric Bloom: Oh, yeah.

Buck Dharma: He speaks for all of us.

Gene Frenkle: Thank you.

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Babies.. before we're done here.. y'all be wearing my designer pinecone uniforms in gold!

Alan: [ confused ] What does that mean?

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Never question BoyNamedWooPigSooie! Roll it! [ exits back to booth ]

[ Gene picks up the fallen microphone and high-fives the drummer before getting into position ]

Eric Bloom: One, two, three, four...

[OneTuskOverTheLine™]

Keep the unis as they are.  Just go with the chrome lids full time.  imho

That Chrome was sick as hell... Did anyone NOT like them.!?

[The_Hog_Father]

I don't care what unuforms the kids wear.  There a lot of people at the university and Nike that get paid a great deal of money to design our uniforms.  That being said, I love these topics because every year we see the WDM uniforms from BoyNamedWooPigSooie.  These are Hogville Hall of Fame designs for sure.

I just want to stop what I am doing out of Country and acknowledge that you Sir are one of My Favorite Poster's and that I appreciate what YOU bring to this board.

Thank you Sir. 🙌🏻🐗

[Inhogswetrust]

That Chrome was sick as hell... Did anyone NOT like them.!?

I'm thinking some Kansas State folks didn't like them..........

[MissippHog]

I'm thinking some Kansas State folks didn't like them..........

I thought they looked great in person.

On another note, best sign that I saw at the stadium:
"Ar-Kansas is better than Ur-Kansas."

[010HogFan]

I would like to see us pull one of these out for Alcorn St.


Note: All design credit for "War Damn Mockingbird" unis go to BoyNamedWooPigSooie

Omg! They live! I can't tell you how many times someone has asked for this picture and nobody could find it anywhere. They live!

[runninhog]

That Chrome was sick as hell... Did anyone NOT like them.!?

Nice novelty, but I wouldn't want to see that as our regular helmet.

[hogsanity]

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Alright, guys, I think we're ready to lay this first track down. By the way, my name is BoyNamedWooPigSooie. Yes, the BoyNamedWooPigSooie. And I gotta tell you: fellas.. you have got what appears to be a dynamite sound!

Eric Bloom: Coming from you, that means a lot.

Buck Dharma: Yeah. I mean, you're BoyNamedWooPigSooie!

Alan: This is incredible!

Bobby: I can't believe BoyNamedWooPigSooie digs our sound!

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you -- one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, it isn't a uniform.  You guys however, needed a uniform to get a new, fresh look. [ the group laughs ] Alright, here we go. "Fear... Don't Fear the Reaper" -- take one. Roll it [ he exits into the control booth ]

Eric Bloom: Alright! One, two, three, four...

[ The group starts the song: "All our times have come...Here but now they're gone..." -- Bobby slaps the drums, Eric jams his guitar, and Gene thrusts his pinecones. ]

Eric Bloom: [ distracted by Gene thrusting his pinecones ] Okay! Wait! Wait! Stop! [ the group cuts off their instruments ] Um, could you come in here for a minute, please?

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: [ stepping out of the booth ] That... that was gonna be a great track. Guys, what's the deal?

Eric Bloom: Uh, are you sure that was sounding okay?

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: I'll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could've used a little more pinecones. So.. let's take it again.. and, Gene?

Gene Frenkle: Yeah?

Bruce Dickinson: Really explore your pinecones this time.

Gene Frenkle: You got it.

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: I mean, really.. explore the thrusting. I like what I'm seeing. roll it.

[ the group starts the song again, as Gene thrusts more wildly with his pinecones, gyrating his exposed belly.]

Eric Bloom: Okay, wait! Stop! Stop! I'm sorry, could you come back in here, please?

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: [ stepping out of the booth ] Fellas.. now, we just wasted two good tracks! This last one was even better than the first!

Eric Bloom: Well, it's just that I find Gene's pinecone thrusting distracting! I don't know, if I'm the only one, I'll shut up.

Buck Dharma: Nah, it was pretty rough.

Gene Frenkle: You know, I could pull it back a little, if you'd like.

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Not too much, though! I'm telling you, fellas -- you're gonna want that thrusting on the track!

Gene Frenkle: You know what? It's fine. Let's just do the thing.

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Okay, Roll it.

Eric Bloom: One, two, three, four...

[ the band starts the song once more, with Gene thrusting his pinecones right next to Eric's ear until Eric pushes him, knocking over the microphone and causing Horatio Sanz to fall ]

Eric Bloom: [ stopping the song again, fighting Gene ] COME ON, GENE!!

Gene Frenkle: NO, YOU COME ON!!

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: [ running out of the booth again ] Guys, y' know...that...that...it doesn't work for me. I gotta have more pinecones!

Alan: [ grabs Gene's shirt ] Don't blow this for us, Gene!

Bobby: Quit... quit being so selfish, Gene!

Gene Frenkle: Can I just say one thing?

Bruce Dickinson: Sure, baby! Just say it!

Gene Frenkle: I'm standing here, staring at legend BoyNamedWooPigSooie!

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: The cock of the walk, baby!

Gene Frenkle: And if BoyNamedWooPigSooie wants more pinecones, we should probably give him more pinecones!

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Say it, baby!

Gene Frenkle: And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of songs that feature the pinecones.

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: I gotta have more pinecones, baby!

Gene Frenkle: And I'd be doing myself a disservice -- and every member of this band, if I didn't perform the HELL out of this!

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more pinecones!

Gene Frenkle: Thank you. But I think if... I think if I just leave... and maybe I'll come back later, and we can lay down the thrusting pinecones. [ starts to leave the studio ]

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Aw, come on, baby..

Eric Bloom: Gene, wait! Why don't you lay down the pinecones right now. With us. Together.

[ long pause while Gene looks around at the band ]

Gene Frenkle: Do you mean that, Eric?

Eric Bloom: Oh, yeah.

Buck Dharma: He speaks for all of us.

Gene Frenkle: Thank you.

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Babies.. before we're done here.. y'all be wearing my designer pinecone uniforms in gold!

Alan: [ confused ] What does that mean?

BoyNamedWooPigSooie: Never question BoyNamedWooPigSooie! Roll it! [ exits back to booth ]

[ Gene picks up the fallen microphone and high-fives the drummer before getting into position ]

Eric Bloom: One, two, three, four...

Very nice, but you have got to find something to do with all the time you seem to have on your hands.

[Boardon Hamsay]

Omg! They live! I can't tell you how many times someone has asked for this picture and nobody could find it anywhere. They live!

This was one of my initiatives so I went to the design source and collaborated with BoynamedWooPigSooie to ultimately ensure future generations of Hogvillians could enjoy these fine creations.

All design credit goes to BoynamedWooPigSooie.

[chortle]

This was one of my initiatives so I went to the design source and collaborated with BoynamedWooPigSooie to ultimately ensure future generations of Hogvillians could enjoy these fine creations.

All design credit goes to BoynamedWooPigSooie.

Not quite all. Cause I did most of it.

[Fatmanhog]

Uni = transgender

so youre saying that the players can use whatever bathroom they like using that day

[Inhogswetrust]

so youre saying that the players can use whatever bathroom they like using that day

Players, coaches, media, band, cheerleaders, referees, fans.......all the above.

[AirWarren]

Any chance we get new ones this year?

Apex tops.
Russell Athletic Bottoms.
Fila Cleats.

[TebowHater]

I wonder how quickly Nike could pull something off...if we were undefeated going into Bama with gameday here and all the hype...I wouldn't be surprised

[PorkSoda]

I would like to see us pull one of these out for Alcorn St.


Note: All design credit for "War Damn Mockingbird" unis go to BoyNamedWooPigSooie

where did you find this?  I thought they were lost and doomed to be obscure hogville lore

[Hog N Bama]

Keep the unis as they are.  Just go with the chrome lids full time.  imho

I like the chrome lids cause our friends on the space station can see the Hogs play too. 👍

[Boardon Hamsay]

where did you find this?  I thought they were lost and doomed to be obscure hogville lore

I went on a Lord of the Rings-esque quest to track them down. Spears were shaken and shields were splintered but when the sun rose, the unis were resurrected and the chicken nugget helmet stickers had been restored.