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Halftime meal changes...no more pbj?

Started by twistitup, December 04, 2017, 06:45:49 pm

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twistitup

Does Kiffin serve steak? Norvell...a tuna guy?

This will be interesting- PB&J seemed to make us slow and sluggish after half
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

hawgmasta

They're all gonna eat the leftovers norvell got from the tunica buffet. Riverboat Captain Norvell

 

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Quote from: twistitup on December 04, 2017, 06:45:49 pm
Does Kiffin serve steak? Norvell...a tuna guy?

This will be interesting- PB&J seemed to make us slow and sluggish after half

Whoa, whoa, whoa...stop the crazy talk twist.  Said it before, I'll say it again.  PB&J is the winner hands down for best taste.  But for performance, you want PB&H.  Honey.  Honey is the ticket...breaks down a little slower. 

It is precisely why we stunk it up in the 4th quarter all that time under BB.  Our players were having Beavis type of sugar rushes in the 3rd quarter, probably running around saying, "TP for my bunghole," and then ran out of gas faster than a redneck's truck stuck in the mud with the low fuel light on.  (Nope, I've never been stuck.  But I've run out of gas a few times.) 

Brass tacks...probably why BB and JL aren't here anymore.     
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twistitup

Good point Smalls...honey may be the ticket...and honey is made in Merica

Who knows where peanut butter originates...
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

urkillnmesmalls

I've never wanted a Hog coach to be successful more than I do for Pittman.  He's one of the good guys.

twistitup

How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

NuttinItUp

Quote from: hawgmasta on December 04, 2017, 06:48:03 pm
They're all gonna eat the leftovers norvell got from the tunica buffet. Riverboat Captain Norvell

I guess if we get Norvell we are in for several years of gambling jokes?

urkillnmesmalls

Quote from: twistitup on December 04, 2017, 06:55:42 pm
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Kraft Mac & Cheese...I hear Coach Ven loves it for the boys at half...

I like it, but I'm more of a Velveeta Shells and Cheese guy.  Of all the coaches I've seen and heard mentioned, and without knowing any background on them personally, Venables would be my choice.  That pains me, because I can only imagine the board clog that GoHogs101 will cause if it happens.  We'll know if he's a boxer or brief guy, and what his prom date's name was.   :D
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Quote from: twistitup on December 04, 2017, 06:52:29 pm
Good point Smalls...honey may be the ticket...and honey is made in Merica

Who knows where peanut butter originates...
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Hush puppies the day before the game.

That is all.

thebignasty

Kiffin probably likes a nice mai tai or mojito at halftime.

 

31to6

Quote from: twistitup on December 04, 2017, 06:45:49 pm
Does Kiffin serve steak? Norvell...a tuna guy?

This will be interesting- PB&J seemed to make us slow and sluggish after half
Raw red meat laced with gunpower and a double-shot of Bulleit, neat.

twistitup

Quote from: NuttinItUp on December 04, 2017, 06:56:45 pm
I guess if we get Norvell we are in for several years of gambling jokes?

Memphis jokes are almost too easy...
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

twistitup

Quote from: Rudy Baylor on December 04, 2017, 07:06:24 pm
Hush puppies the day before the game.

That is all.

...hopefully you havent been doing this the past 5 years

If so, time to change things up
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

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DeltaBoy

Quote from: twistitup on December 04, 2017, 06:45:49 pm
Does Kiffin serve steak? Norvell...a tuna guy?

This will be interesting- PB&J seemed to make us slow and sluggish after half

Frito pies with Trinidad Scorpion Hot sauce!
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Quote from: twistitup on December 04, 2017, 06:52:29 pm
Good point Smalls...honey may be the ticket...and honey is made in Merica

Who knows where peanut butter originates...

I heard peanuts, but I cannot confirm...
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Quote from: twistitup on December 04, 2017, 06:52:29 pm
Good point Smalls...honey may be the ticket...and honey is made in Merica

Who knows where peanut butter originates...

If you want to get technical, Skippy peanut butter is made in Little Rock.  Fischer honey and Jamies honey are Arkansas companies, too.

Also if PBJ is good enough for Pro ballers, don't mess with perfection.

Just sayin'.
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twistitup

Quote from: lilredheadedlady on December 05, 2017, 12:13:27 am
If you want to get technical, Skippy peanut butter is made in Little Rock.  Fischer honey and Jamies honey are Arkansas companies, too.

Also if PBJ is good enough for Pro ballers, don't mess with perfection.

Just sayin'.

Peanuts...where they grown? Shanghai?
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

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twistitup

How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

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The OTR

As our resident expert on halftime food I'd say Kiffin would go with bar food. Nachos, cheese sticks, sliders, fried pickles.  He's gonna dance with who brung him.

mhsbc59

Stick with PB&J but serve on Gulten free bread.  Its the Gluten that makes us slow
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copyhog

The way they play after half time, I always thought that they ate Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings

twistitup

Pb has high chances of salmonella poisoning...at the very least switch to cashew butter. 
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

twistitup

Quote from: copyhog on December 05, 2017, 07:54:01 am
The way they play after half time, I always thought that they ate Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings

Celebrating a good first half
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

hassettsportsman

Of course it should be Maine lobster, but, whatever it is....lace it with Ex-Lax...the first true second half adjustments in years....those Hogs will RUN so fast!

jcbville

Pbj is pretty much standard at halftime for almost all teams. I never understood why that was weird honestly.

twistitup

Quote from: jcbville on December 05, 2017, 08:28:22 am
Pbj is pretty much standard at halftime for almost all teams. I never understood why that was weird honestly.

Link?
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twistitup

Quote from: ModestoHOG63 on December 05, 2017, 10:58:10 am
The idea about eating during half-time is stupid to begin with.   Get in the locker-room and get the "game plan down or any changes and then get your ass back on the field and MAKE IT HAPPEN.   You can eat later.  Jeez bunch of "candy asses"!

You may be right...it's a popular PRE game meal- but I don't see much benefit in halftime meals...

http://www.stack.com/a/why-the-humble-pbj-sandwich-is-the-most-popular-pre-game-snack-in-all-of-pro-sports
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

MJ2

What's wrong with a few bounty bucks distributed at half and at the end of the game?   Pay for play - keeps the big hits coming!

twistitup

Quote from: MJ2 on December 05, 2017, 11:20:31 am
What's wrong with a few bounty bucks distributed at half and at the end of the game?   Pay for play - keeps the big hits coming!

Now that's a halftime plan!

I say we eat beef jerky and put bounties out on the opposing players- we need to play w an edge
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

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Quote from: thebignasty on December 04, 2017, 07:07:09 pm
Kiffin probably likes a nice mai tai or mojito at halftime.

True, but he apparently likes cigars after the game!   8)

Hog-Corleone

I've been thinking about this whole halftime PB&J thing, and you know, I think some of our players may be allergic to Peanut Butter.  That's what went wrong on that deal.  Now you bring up Tuna Fish, and we need to be careful there, because we may have some folks with seafood allergies too.

So, i'm thinking Fondu... no wait, dairy allergies, hold on. 
I see beef jerky suggested, that could work, but i have heard of red meat allergies, so I don't know.

Uhm... I guess we have to go with dry toast and water.  I'm out of ideas.
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lilredheadedlady

Quote from: twistitup on December 05, 2017, 07:35:15 am
Doubt it.....

Most of the peanuts that go into peanut butter are grown in Georgia.  No Shanghai peanuts in your peanut butter.
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