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EastexHawg

Tiger makes his actual PGA Tour full field event return this weekend at the Farmers.  He won't beat Mickelson, much less contend.  I'd rate him about 40/60 to make the cut.

ricepig

Quote from: EastexHawg on January 15, 2018, 07:01:30 pm
Tiger makes his actual PGA Tour full field event return this weekend at the Farmers.  He won't beat Mickelson, much less contend.  I'd rate him about 40/60 to make the cut.

This weekend is the CareerBuilder tournament.

 

EastexHawg

Okay, I guess Farmers is next week.  I saw a commercial for it yesterday.

kingofdequeen

La Quinta, then Torrey, then Scottsdale, then pebble then riviera.

is this amateur hour?   you don't know the WC swing?

ricepig

Quote from: kingofdequeen on January 18, 2018, 08:11:24 am
La Quinta, then Torrey, then Scottsdale, then pebble then riviera.

is this amateur hour?   you don't know the WC swing?

He was too excited with the Big Cat playing, he had premature posting......

Wildhog

Quote from: kingofdequeen on January 18, 2018, 08:11:24 am
La Quinta, then Torrey, then Scottsdale, then pebble then riviera.

is this amateur hour?   you don't know the WC swing?

I can't remember the last time I saw a golf swing- on TV or IRL.
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kingofdequeen

Quote from: Wildhog on January 18, 2018, 10:04:23 am
I can't remember the last time I saw a golf swing- on TV or IRL.

Starting next week is my favorite non Augusta time of year.   Tiger or Phil always play well at Torrey. Scottsdale is freakin awesome even if they stopped the caddy races. Pebble is Pebble and it's cool to see the Am's (and by that I mean bill murray.

and Riviera is the annual "fred couples is awesome" tournament.

ricepig

Quote from: Wildhog on January 18, 2018, 10:04:23 am
I can't remember the last time I saw a golf swing- on TV or IRL.

WTH do you watch on Sunday afternoons?

Hawgndaaz

Quote from: kingofdequeen on January 18, 2018, 10:53:34 am
Starting next week is my favorite non Augusta time of year.   Tiger or Phil always play well at Torrey. Scottsdale is freakin awesome even if they stopped the caddy races. Pebble is Pebble and it's cool to see the Am's (and by that I mean bill murray.

and Riviera is the annual "fred couples is awesome" tournament.

I like watching golf this time of year bc it makes me feel warmer on my couch. Frick this 14* nonsense.

kingofdequeen

Quote from: Hawgndaaz on January 18, 2018, 11:20:16 am
I like watching golf this time of year bc it makes me feel warmer on my couch. Frick this 14* nonsense.

yeah - love getting the golf bug in mid Feb.   grossness.

when u signing back up?

cosmodrum

Quote from: kingofdequeen on January 18, 2018, 11:24:32 am
yeah - love getting the golf bug in mid Feb.   grossness.

when u signing back up?

Signing back up? You quit cvcc, daaz?
Go away, batin'

kingofdequeen


cosmodrum

Go away, batin'

 

kingofdequeen


majestic

Quote from: kingofdequeen on January 18, 2018, 11:24:32 am
yeah - love getting the golf bug in mid Feb.   grossness.

Yeah. Going to swing by and pay PV a little later. Wise investment there. Couldn't play the last couple of months anyway with a busted paw. That should be fun getting back into.
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cosmodrum

Go away, batin'

kingofdequeen

Quote from: majestic on January 18, 2018, 01:11:34 pm
Yeah. Going to swing by and pay PV a little later. Wise investment there. Couldn't play the last couple of months anyway with a busted paw. That should be fun getting back into.

Pleasant or Paradise?

cosmodrum

Idk but there's this chick in Shake Shack that looks like a hotter Alexis Texas. I can't wait to see her stand up to make my final call
Go away, batin'

Hawgndaaz

Quote from: cosmodrum on January 18, 2018, 12:12:18 pm
Signing back up? You quit cvcc, daaz?

Yeah back in Sept. Played 15 rounds in 10 months. That's like $158/round.

cosmodrum

Quote from: Hawgndaaz on January 18, 2018, 01:31:38 pm
Yeah back in Sept. Played 15 rounds in 10 months. That's like $158/round.

Yeah damn
Go away, batin'

kingofdequeen

Quote from: cosmodrum on January 18, 2018, 01:29:23 pm
Idk but there's this chick in Shake Shack that looks like a hotter Alexis Texas. I can't wait to see her stand up to make my final call

one of the greats.  you can tell b/c she's still in the top 15 at pornhub without being dead or sleeping with Trump.

cosmodrum

Quote from: kingofdequeen on January 18, 2018, 01:38:29 pm
one of the greats.  you can tell b/c she's still in the top 15 at pornhub without being dead or sleeping with Trump.

I hate the thought of the wife looking up something on my phone and "Alexis Texas POV" pops up
Go away, batin'

cosmodrum

Chick didn't have her ass but would've licked my strawberry shake of her post-workout balloon knot
Go away, batin'

kingofdequeen

Quote from: cosmodrum on January 18, 2018, 01:40:10 pm
I hate the thought of the wife looking up something on my phone and "Alexis Texas POV" pops up

could be worse.  she could get a hold of my phone.  :/

 

kingofdequeen

Quote from: cosmodrum on January 18, 2018, 01:41:56 pm
Chick didn't have her ass but would've licked my strawberry shake of her post-workout balloon knot

while not your best, still an awesome description. 

wearing ole girl as a hat is the standard by which all others are judged.

kingofdequeen

Also, if you've never read the comments sections on the Hub, you're really missing out on some of the funniest stuff on the internet.   

cosmodrum

Quote from: kingofdequeen on January 18, 2018, 01:42:49 pm
while not your best, still an awesome description. 

wearing ole girl as a hat is the standard by which all others are judged.

Oh I'd pull her down over my head like a ski mask
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GolfNut57

Quote from: Hawgndaaz on January 18, 2018, 11:20:16 am
I like watching golf this time of year bc it makes me feel warmer on my couch. Frick this 14* nonsense.

+1 for that
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majestic

Quote from: kingofdequeen on January 18, 2018, 01:19:39 pm
Pleasant or Paradise?
Paradise. Man, that is one lonely place this time of the year. Too bad they stopped selling beer/alcohol. I bet if they'd run a couple of beer carts during the season, they could afford to fix the place up a bit. Great location, right in the middle of town. I joined because it's right down the street from my house. But damn, it's like walking into 1970. At least they could paint the darned paneling.
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kingofdequeen

Quote from: majestic on January 18, 2018, 04:57:51 pm
Paradise. Man, that is one lonely place this time of the year. Too bad they stopped selling beer/alcohol. I bet if they'd run a couple of beer carts during the season, they could afford to fix the place up a bit. Great location, right in the middle of town. I joined because it's right down the street from my house. But damn, it's like walking into 1970. At least they could paint the darned paneling.

love love love paradise.   rcopela use to post here and he's a regular - play with him just about every time I go back to Fayetteville, followed by cold beers at hutchs.     

Also the only times i've gotten to talk to coach richardson.

majestic

Quote from: kingofdequeen on January 18, 2018, 05:00:12 pm
love love love paradise.   rcopela use to post here and he's a regular - play with him just about every time I go back to Fayetteville, followed by cold beers at hutchs.     

Also the only times i've gotten to talk to coach richardson.
I see coach about every 5th time I play there. He's gotten pretty thin lately. Now, if they'd do something about the pond scum. Smells like a wet sock out there in August.
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Jackrabbit Hog

Quote from: majestic on January 18, 2018, 05:15:17 pm
I see coach about every 5th time I play there. He's gotten pretty thin lately. Now, if they'd do something about the pond scum. Smells like a wet sock out there in August.

Can't believe you'd refer to KoD that way...
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kingofdequeen

Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on January 19, 2018, 09:06:18 am
Can't believe you'd refer to KoD that way...

he right tho.   that pond down the hill (10?) does smell like darn all the time.

cosmodrum

Quote from: kingofdequeen on January 19, 2018, 09:58:36 am
he right tho.   that pond down the hill (10?) does smell like darn all the time.

Yeah it does. I do really like paradise too. Fun layout and the greens have always been tiddies.
Go away, batin'

PonderinHog

Quote from: cosmodrum on January 19, 2018, 10:15:52 am
Yeah it does. I do really like paradise too. Fun layout and the greens have always been tiddies.
That's one instance where I would prefer pancakes.

kingofdequeen

OMG YAHWEH IS GOOD

http://golfweek.com/2018/01/23/tee-times-set-for-tiger-woods-at-farmers-insurance-open/

TIGER PATRICK REED AND HOFFMAN SAME GROUP KILL ME NOW SO I CAN DIE HAPPY


majestic

Looks like I'm taking off early for the next couple of days.
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onebadrubi

y'all took this thread from discussing wearing a girl like a ski mask to talking about pond scum... that is talent! 

Tiger is going backwards.. damn.   I want Eastex to have to sweat a tiger Sunday

EastexHawg

Quote from: onebadrubi on January 25, 2018, 02:00:57 pm
y'all took this thread from discussing wearing a girl like a ski mask to talking about pond scum... that is talent! 

Tiger is going backwards.. damn.   I want Eastex his fan boys to have to sweat a tiger Sunday Friday.

More likely. 

cosmodrum

I also can't stand that one the top 2 golfers ever has "fanboys."

Also, you're too old to use the term "fanboys"
Go away, batin'

cosmodrum

Quote from: kingofdequeen on January 18, 2018, 01:44:43 pm
Also, if you've never read the comments sections on the Hub, you're really missing out on some of the funniest stuff on the internet.   

That's how I relax right after a tug. A couple giggles, a yawn, and a nap.
Go away, batin'

Dillar Dog

Kinda quiet in here.

T84

A nice little 58 gets him right back in there tomorrow.

ricepig

Quote from: Dillar Dog on January 25, 2018, 06:50:24 pm
Kinda quiet in here.

T84

A nice little 58 gets him right back in there tomorrow.

If he makes the cut it will be an accomplishment, IMO.

PonderinHog

Quote from: Dillar Dog on January 25, 2018, 06:50:24 pm
Kinda quiet in here.

T84

A nice little 58 gets him right back in there tomorrow.
Sounds like he might be injured...

EastexHawg

Quote from: cosmodrum on January 25, 2018, 04:31:11 pm
I also can't stand that one the top 2 golfers ever has "fanboys."

He has guys who say they will never watch golf unless he is playing.  Feel free to come up with your own term.

And FWIW, it's a joke. 

cosmodrum

Quote from: EastexHawg on January 25, 2018, 09:51:20 pm
He has guys who say they will never watch golf unless he is playing.  Feel free to come up with your own term.

And FWIW, it's a joke. 

Fwiw, I'm joking too.
Go away, batin'

Hawgndaaz

that was funny as hell yesterday when he mouthed off to caddie, and caddie said back "you shoulda hit it on the f**** green"

GolfNut57

Quote from: Hawgndaaz on January 26, 2018, 08:29:04 am
that was funny as hell yesterday when he mouthed off to caddie, and caddie said back "you shoulda hit it on the f**** green"

Link? I wanna see that clip. lol
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majestic

Looks like the cat made the cut.
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Dillar Dog