Need help with snarky nicknames for opponents................

[Hogmodo]

...................below are some old and maybe some new ones:

Texas: Shorthorns, Texass, Teasippers, Evil Orange Empire-West

LSU: Tiggers, LSwho, LesShoo, Corndogs, BayouBungles, Where promising QB's avoid it like the plague,

Ole Miss: OleMissy, BearlyRebs, white bread inbred degenerates ( I just made that up but it does fit a lot of them, sorta)

Auburn:  Awbarn, WarGeekles (that one is kinda weak)

A&M: Hitler Youth Wannabes, Collie Walkers (sideline nerd in high boots with a dog on a leash)

Alabama: Bummers,

Tennessee: ?

MissState: ?

Missouri: I got nothing and need help badly.  We need to spice this little rivalry up with something!

[Pork Twain]

MisStake

[PorkRinds]

Missouri:  Mizzwho?  Mizzery, baby tigers

[Doug]

TN: Tinnar, Felons U, Work Release Candidates

MSU: Cowbell State, Moo U

Auburn: AllBurners, The Burning Plains

LSU: LSBleaux

Ole Miss: Ole Piss, Nutt's Twice in FIDDY Years... FIDDY... FIDDY

Missouri: Methzoo, Mizzou, MizzLOL

Alabama: Alabubba, Gumps, Crimson Turds

[LZH]

My uncle had a farm in Rolla, Missouri, for most of his life (he now lives just down I-75 from me in Punta Gorda).  Way back when, whenever we'd visit, my dad would say "let's head to Mizz-er-ee".

I love Texas (especially DFW), parts of Oklahoma, Louisiana, and Tennessee are OK.  Mississippi is.....well, ya know.  But for whatever reason, I've never, ever cared for Missouri....at all.

[Großer Kriegschwein]

Doug pretty much hit it on the head.

I just call everything in Missouri "Yankee". My in-laws don't like it, but I don't really care. They actually asked why both my kids HAVE to be brought up Razorback fans. "But why can't one of them be a Missouri Tigers fan."

I was like

[rzrbaxfan]

I've always been fond of "Tennesissy" and "Long-whore-ns".

[nchogg]

Kentucky-Juddheads

[BearsBisonsBoars]

Doug pretty much hit it on the head.

I just call everything in Missouri "Yankee". My in-laws don't like it, but I don't really care. They actually asked why both my kids HAVE to be brought up Razorback fans. "But why can't one of them be a Missouri Tigers fan."

I was like

That's some classic Missouri thinking there. How exactly are you going to specify who gets to be a Hog fan and who has to like the tiggers?

"Billy, for the last time, get that Hawg nose off your face and go put on some black and gold!"

"But Mom! It's so ugly..."

[woodhog14]

...................below are some old and maybe some new ones:

Texas: Shorthorns, Texass, Teasippers, Evil Orange Empire-West

LSU: Tiggers, LSwho, LesShoo, Corndogs, BayouBungles, Where promising QB's avoid it like the plague,

Ole Miss: OleMissy, BearlyRebs, white bread inbred degenerates ( I just made that up but it does fit a lot of them, sorta)

Auburn:  Awbarn, WarGeekles (that one is kinda weak)

A&M: Hitler Youth Wannabes, Collie Walkers (sideline nerd in high boots with a dog on a leash)

Alabama: Bummers,

Tennessee: ?

MissState: ?

Missouri: I got nothing and need help badly.  We need to spice this little rivalry up with something!

Auburn is known as the "Barners" by all Bama and LSU fans. That is the one that should be used. I love it when Bama fans call in Finebaum and say..."Paaaaauuuuuuuuuullll!! Them Barners need to know their roll!" LOL

[Inhogswetrust]

...................below are some old and maybe some new ones:

Texas: Shorthorns, Texass, Teasippers, Evil Orange Empire-West

LSU: Tiggers, LSwho, LesShoo, Corndogs, BayouBungles, Where promising QB's avoid it like the plague,

Ole Miss: OleMissy, BearlyRebs, white bread inbred degenerates ( I just made that up but it does fit a lot of them, sorta)

Auburn:  Awbarn, WarGeekles (that one is kinda weak)

A&M: Hitler Youth Wannabes, Collie Walkers (sideline nerd in high boots with a dog on a leash)

Alabama: Bummers,

Tennessee: ?

MissState: ?

Missouri: I got nothing and need help badly.  We need to spice this little rivalry up with something!

Auburn = Old Barn
Tennessee = truesuckyorange
Old Miss = oldmisses
TAMU = thecult
Miss State = mistake
Mizzou = thezoo or missOU

[Inhogswetrust]

TN: Tinnar, Felons U, Work Release Candidates

MSU: Cowbell State, Moo U

Auburn: AllBurners, The Burning Plains

LSU: LSBleaux

Ole Miss: Ole Piss, Nutt's Twice in FIDDY Years... FIDDY... FIDDY

Missouri: Methzoo, Mizzou, MizzLOL

Alabama: Alabubba, Gumps, Crimson Turds

Good ones Doug!

[Inhogswetrust]

Doug pretty much hit it on the head.

I just call everything in Missouri "Yankee". My in-laws don't like it, but I don't really care. They actually asked why both my kids HAVE to be brought up Razorback fans. "But why can't one of them be a Missouri Tigers fan."

I was like

Great! Post of the day candidate!

[Großer Kriegschwein]

That's some classic Missouri thinking there. How exactly are you going to specify who gets to be a Hog fan and who has to like the tiggers?

"Billy, for the last time, get that Hawg nose off your face and go put on some black and gold!"

"But Mom! It's so ugly..."

My wife chimed in while I was formulating my response and the funny thing was she used her mother's politics against her.

"Mom, you realize that no Razorback football player has been arrested in over a year and Missouri's HC has a DWI with players beating up women and getting busted with drugs." It was a thing of beauty. I've trained her well...

Indoctrination Complete.

WPS

[Inhogswetrust]

My wife chimed in while I was formulating my response and the funny thing was she used her mother's politics against her.

"Mom, you realize that no Razorback football player has been arrested in over a year and Missouri's HC has a DWI with players beating up women and getting busted with drugs." It was a thing of beauty. I've trained her well...

WPS

Haha! Sounds like your wife is a keeper!

[Großer Kriegschwein]

Haha! Sounds like your wife is a keeper!

Unfortunately I'm still doing this at the end of the day. 

[Inhogswetrust]

Unfortunately I'm still doing this at the end of the day. 

Hint:

I've noticed the more I cook the more sex I get.....................................

[Großer Kriegschwein]

Hint:

I've noticed the more I cook the more sex I get.....................................

Then I should be getting it twice a day...... I cook for us and the babies except maybe once every 2 weeks.

[1964]

The following list dates back to my personal college era in the stone age and they are a bit rough about the edges:

Texas: SchlongWhorns

LSU: Corndoggers

Ole Miss: Klansboys

Auburn:  Whorebeagles

A&M: Nearly-Purple Peter Eaters

Alabama: Alabuttslammers

Tennessee: Bawlin' Queers

MissState: MiStake

Georgia:  Ugga mugga fuggas

Fla: the Jorts

S.Carolina: Simba's Gay Uncle

UK:  Kuntsuckey

Vandy: Commonwhores

Missouri: Jayhawks . . . Trust me, they love being called this.

[Großer Kriegschwein]

There's nothing "long" about the longhorns.... Its not like you can't tell either, with their see-thru football capris

[26.2Hog]

Tennessee: Volunqueers, Rocky Flop

MissState: Leghumpers

Ole Miss: Old Myth

Alabama: Parole Tide

[Torqued pork]

How about the Missouri "thank God the SEC East is terrible" Tigers.

[Breems]

Volunqueers

[PorkSoda]

Misery is always a favorite of mine

Gaytors

[lumphog]

MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLFROGS

[Doyle Hograves]

Georgia Bullbi t ches

[Calling All Hogs]

Based on how Ole Miss played against us and TCU, their nickname should be Huge Freezers

[RazorWhacker]

The following list dates back to my personal college era in the stone age and they are a bit rough about the edges:

Texas: SchlongWhorns

LSU: Corndoggers

Ole Miss: Klansboys

Auburn:  Whorebeagles

A&M: Nearly-Purple Peter Eaters

Alabama: Alabuttslammers

Tennessee: Bawlin' Queers

MissState: MiStake

Georgia:  Ugga mugga fuggas

Fla: the Jorts

S.Carolina: Simba's Gay Uncle

UK:  Kuntsuckey

Vandy: Commonwhores

Missouri: Jayhawks . . . Trust me, they love being called this.

Alabuttslammers. Holy Smokes! I laughed so hard I farted uncontrollably for about 2 minutes.

+1000

[1964]

Get's worse . . . Nebraska was the ButtShuckers.

[Augustus]

What Doug said regarding Mizzou... I think the term "Methzou" may have originated from the Kansas/Missouri rivalry. (I've been told by mizzou fans that Methzou is what Kansas calls them, and we should be original)

Or, when I want to fire off a zinger at a mizzou fan (on Twitter), I bring up (in no particular order):

• #NorfolkState
• #FaithInHaith
• And, my favorite: 
  

[Doug]

What Doug said regarding Mizzou... I think the term "Methzou" may have originated from the Kansas/Missouri rivalry. (I've been told by mizzou fans that Methzou is what Kansas calls them, and we should be original)

why reinvent the wheel? If the shoe fits, ain't nobody gettin' acquitted!

[Mike_e]

Here's a couple.

Ole miss:  Grove lizards
Tennessee:  Vaginteers

[rickm1976]

Doug pretty much hit it on the head.

I just call everything in Missouri "Yankee". My in-laws don't like it, but I don't really care. They actually asked why both my kids HAVE to be brought up Razorback fans. "But why can't one of them be a Missouri Tigers fan."

I was like

Don't call anyone from Joplin or Springfield a yankee.  They think of themselves as hillbilly rednecks as much as we do.

[Tusks]

Bama - cheaters
Auburn - more cheaters

Texass - shorthairs

A/M - gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Tennessee - can't get it into one word but it's the only school colors where you can deer hunt in the morning, do you court mandate community service by working on the road crew in the middle of the day and then go to a football game that night and never change you clothes.

Kentucky - KY Jelly

LSU - corndog or corndog U.

[Aggie96]

can't believe no one has mentioned "Leg Humpers" for UGA and "Leg Humper Light" for Miss St.

I guess it would be a bad spot to mention some of the ones that are thrown around for Arkansas on this thread so I will leave it be for now

[GolfnHog]

can't believe no one has mentioned "Leg Humpers" for UGA and "Leg Humper Light" for Miss St.

I guess it would be a bad spot to mention some of the ones that are thrown around for Arkansas on this thread so I will leave it be for now

More than certain we've heard them all. But let's not forget one of my favs for the Ags.....

Aggies

[HoggyCat]

Kentucky-Juddheads

Anal Lube.

Think about it....

[Hogs-n-Roses]

Tennessee-Rocky flop
Auburn- Albarn,SMU burn,land of the man criers
Ole Miss- webbels,black bear u
Alabama-tea baggers
Florida-gayturds
Many more but they re not appropriate n most relate to A$M

[The Kig]

Auburn-  Barn, sCam U (#neverforget),  War Beagles, War Chickens
Vandy- Boss... Only one mention in this thread, that's what happens when a team sucks to the point of irrelevance. 
Alabama- Bammers, Crimson Tards
A&M- I know it already got used, but will always be my favorite...Aggies. 

[Hog in MO]

My uncle had a farm in Rolla, Missouri, for most of his life (he now lives just down I-75 from me in Punta Gorda).  Way back when, whenever we'd visit, my dad would say "let's head to Mizz-er-ee".

I love Texas (especially DFW), parts of Oklahoma, Louisiana, and Tennessee are OK.  Mississippi is.....well, ya know.  But for whatever reason, I've never, ever cared for Missouri....at all.

Living here ain't so bad.  Taxes are low.  Gas is cheaper than AR - so is beer.   We have nice, clean lakes, mountains and creeks - just ignore the burned out trailers in the hollers that used to be meth labs. I'm still in the Ozarks, so if I ignore the road signs I think I'm driving around in northern AR anyway, and if I need to breath the air of my homeland, I can be there in 30 minutes.  In fact, the only thing I've encountered here that I can't stand is mizzou fans, and that's no big deal - there's just as many Hog fans around SWMO as mizzou fans, anyway.

[Aggie96]

More than certain we've heard them all. But let's not forget one of my favs for the Ags.....

Aggies

Wow, so original... 

[Inhogswetrust]

Wow, so original... 

Yet appropriate........................

[NaturalStateReb]

LSU = Corndogs, Team Corndog
Auburn= Alabama Usually Beats Us Red Necks
State = Starkpatch, Starkvegas, Cow College, Misstake
Alabama = Gumps, Bummers
Florida = Jorts
Kentucky = Kensucky
South Carolina = South Cackalacky

[LRrazorback]

Interested in what other schools say about us?

Arky

All I could come up with

[Aggie96]

Interested in what other schools say about us?

Arky

All I could come up with

Piggy, pig, R -Kansas, cousin humpers, Clintons, all I could remember off the top of my head

[Pig in the Pokey]

tenn= pumpkins
ole piss is ole piss
blow u, brokelahoma, chokelahoma,
theBlowhioStae

[intelligence]

A&M  = Aggies

[Aggie96]

tenn= pumpkins
ole piss is ole piss
blow u, brokelahoma, chokelahoma,
theBlowhioStae

"Mobilehoma" is my favorite for OU

[intelligence]

"Mobilehoma" is my favorite for OU

haha, thats pretty good.