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Friday haiku

Started by saintchristopher, November 17, 2017, 09:54:33 am

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saintchristopher

State is coming in
We want Gus as our coach
I'm gonna get drunk

WooPig1234

Coach B weighs a ton
I hear the Gus bus coming
We all need a drink

 

Michael D Huff AIA

Jeff Long got run out
State butt kicking on the way
It's been a long week.

Hog2010

Jeff Long got fired
The Hogville is a train wreck
Is it beer thirty?

Michael D Huff AIA

AD is needed
Speculation everywhere
When will we name one?

WooPig1234

Gus as the head coach
Johnny Bumpers for DC
Lets get the Natty

redhogchilipepper

Bret cries since Jeff left
Gus ran up the the score on Bret
When will it be over

Pig in the Pokey

Ding Dong, Fatty's gone
Headed back to his pig farm
A very long beer run
You must be on one if you think i aint on one! ¥420¥   «roastin da bomb in fayettenam» Purspirit Gang

PorkRinds

Screw the Gus bus, folks.
I'd rather eat broken glass
Than see Gus coach hogs

Seebs

Jen, call Jeffy please
Babe it went straight to voicemail
I'm sure its nothing
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Michael D Huff AIA

Writing on the wall
A dead man walking for sure
Hire Mike Leach right now

hogblitz

Quote from: Pig in the Pokey on November 17, 2017, 10:28:47 am
Ding Dong, Fatty's gone
Headed back to his pig farm
A very long beer run
Do you still think Leach is an option? 

RME

Tommy and Gus Bus
Auburn boys taking over
What is going on

 

DoctorSusscrofa

Say Good Night, Gracie
Said Steinmetz to AD Jeff
You've been here too Long
I expect to win the games we ought to win and be competitive in as many other games as possible. - M Barton

razorbrock

Board say Jeff Long gone
Coach Bret mucho depresso
The bell tolls for thee
"I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." ~Winston Churchill

PorkRinds


dh027

Will not cry or cuss
Calling the Hogs tomorrow
Here comes the Gus Bus!

Bert is almost gone
To the pit of misery
Dilly dilly, y'all!

Seebs

Quote from: PorkRinds on November 17, 2017, 10:43:38 am
He never was.
Asking more questions
in haiku forum is bad
now shaddup Francis
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twistitup

It's Friday...oh my
Miss St will be a tough win
Must love the helmet
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

longtimeHogfan

Hootie Dale?
Chewing aluminum foil
The geeks shall inherit the earth
I don't like to plan my day because then the word premeditated comes into the conversation.

SquidBilly

Mississippi State
Mississippi State cow bells
Mississippi State

SamBuckhart

HOGS will win this
State is not better in Fayetteville Ark
Hold applause could be wrong
BE TRUE TO YOUR SCHOOL. THE UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS!!!  WOOO PIG!!!

LRHawg

The Hill is a mess
Thank God BBall has started
Three teams in Iron Bowl

Seebs

Quote from: SamBuckhart on November 17, 2017, 12:52:33 pm
HOGS will win this
State is not better in Fayetteville Ark
Hold applause could be wrong
I would assume that
Your prognosticating is
crappy like  your math
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OneTuskOverTheLine™

Walking through the weeds.
I take a break to smoke up.
Crawling back home.
Quote from: capehog on March 12, 2010...
My ex wife had a pet monkey I used to play with. That was one of the few things I liked about her

quote from: golf2day on June 19, 2014....
I'm disgusted, but kinda excited. Now I'm disgusted that I'm excited.

OneTuskOverTheLine™

Quote from: SamBuckhart on November 17, 2017, 12:52:33 pm
HOGS will win this
State is not better in Fayetteville Ark
Hold applause could be wrong

Quote from: Seebs on November 17, 2017, 01:07:45 pm
I would assume that
Your prognosticating is
crappy like  your math

He did a Fahque
4
10
6
Quote from: capehog on March 12, 2010...
My ex wife had a pet monkey I used to play with. That was one of the few things I liked about her

quote from: golf2day on June 19, 2014....
I'm disgusted, but kinda excited. Now I'm disgusted that I'm excited.

RazorbacksFTW

There Bret sits all brokenhearted
tried to sht
but only farted



;D

twistitup

Dilly dilly dill
it's kinda crazy on the hill
rumors drop like leaves
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

Hog2010

Houston got jealous
Mitch Mustain will shine your car
In came Petrino

twistitup

When i die do i
Get frito pie in the sky
No beans on mine please
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

Hog2010

Please hand in your keys
Is what the board said to him
Take the LONG way home

twistitup

I came here to win
The SEC not just play
In the SEC
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

OPSteve

Black Boy Crying Hogs
Bret getting fat on loses
Please No More, No More


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gVQ1tNN3gA

PorkRinds

Quote from: RazorbacksFTW on November 17, 2017, 01:11:41 pm
There Bret sits all brokenhearted
tried to sht
but only farted



;D

Back to the drawing board. 5-7-5

greenEGnHAWGS

Quote from: PorkRinds on November 17, 2017, 01:36:14 pm
Back to the drawing board. 5-7-5

Some people get it
Some people don't understand
Wait...what's a haiku?
Did they get you to trade a walk on part in the war, for a lead role in a cage...?

greenEGnHAWGS

Gus, Norvell, Fuente?
Leach, Strong, Venables, Art, Frost?
Watch...gonna be Bret...
Did they get you to trade a walk on part in the war, for a lead role in a cage...?

OneTuskOverTheLine™

Quote from: twistitup on November 17, 2017, 01:24:31 pm
When i die do i
Get frito pie in the sky
No beans on mine please

Beans are a done deal
Heaven serves no other kind
No beans served in hell
Quote from: capehog on March 12, 2010...
My ex wife had a pet monkey I used to play with. That was one of the few things I liked about her

quote from: golf2day on June 19, 2014....
I'm disgusted, but kinda excited. Now I'm disgusted that I'm excited.

OneTuskOverTheLine™

Quote from: twistitup on November 17, 2017, 01:31:05 pm
I came here to win
The SEC not just play
In the SEC

Brilliant.!! Dilly Dilly.!!
Quote from: capehog on March 12, 2010...
My ex wife had a pet monkey I used to play with. That was one of the few things I liked about her

quote from: golf2day on June 19, 2014....
I'm disgusted, but kinda excited. Now I'm disgusted that I'm excited.