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Dream AD/Head Coach Scenario

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Dr_Porkenstein

November 16, 2017, 10:40:19 am
Who is your dream AD/Head Coach scenario? Money and availability doesn't matter. I am all in with AD Theo Epstein and Head Coach John Gruden.

Seebs

November 16, 2017, 10:41:17 am #1
AD - Warren Buffet
Head Coach - Jenna Jameson
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menehune

November 16, 2017, 11:04:46 am #2
Houston Nutt as AD and Gus Malzahn as head football coach...at any school other than Arkansas!!!!

DoctorSusscrofa

November 16, 2017, 11:10:24 am #3
Quote from: menehune on November 16, 2017, 11:04:46 am
Houston Nutt as AD and Gus Malzahn as head football coach...at any school other than Arkansas!!!!

I'd love this combo at TAMU!
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NaturalStateReb

November 16, 2017, 11:10:55 am #4
Quote from: Seebs on November 16, 2017, 10:41:17 am
AD - Warren Buffet
Head Coach - Jenna Jameson

This made me laugh.
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DeltaBoy

November 16, 2017, 11:12:24 am #5
AD Sam Walton
HC Bear Bryant
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Grag T

November 16, 2017, 11:13:17 am #6
Quote from: DoctorSusscrofa on November 16, 2017, 11:10:24 am
I'd love this combo at TAMU!

Keep Mal-a-zahn away from a&m, they'd beat us for the next 20 freakin' years.
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Oklahawg

November 16, 2017, 11:15:38 am #7
Quote from: menehune on November 16, 2017, 11:04:46 am
Houston Nutt as AD and Gus Malzahn as head football coach...at any school other than Arkansas!!!!

They'd fit in perfectly at Baylor.
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SPAL

November 16, 2017, 11:17:47 am #8
Quote from: Seebs on November 16, 2017, 10:41:17 am
AD - Warren Buffet
Head Coach - Jenna Jameson

Meh....I could go along with WB as AD, But Jameson wouldn't be my first choice. I prefer a coach who uses a tight end.

ShadowTheHedgehog

November 16, 2017, 11:33:23 am #9
Lee Corso and Gruden.

Pig in the Pokey

November 16, 2017, 11:34:50 am #10
Quote from: Seebs on November 16, 2017, 10:41:17 am
AD - Warren Buffet
Head Coach - Jenna Jameson
both are too old.


I'd say Mike Leach as AD/Coach/Lead Counsel
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The_Bionic_Pig

November 16, 2017, 11:35:44 am #11
AD - Jimmy Johnson
FC - Chip Kelly
█ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▃ ▂ ▁ *Mute*

BigBrandonAllenFan

November 16, 2017, 11:35:58 am #12
Brad Teague AD.  Mike Norvell Coach.

Proven successful together.
 

Poker_hog

November 16, 2017, 11:36:39 am #13
AD:  jerry jones
Coach:  nick Saban
Sometimes wrong, but never in doubt

Hayduke

November 16, 2017, 11:40:08 am #14
The obvious, can't miss, home run hires would be...

AD: Jeffrey Long
HC: Bret Bielema

Cinco de Hogo

November 16, 2017, 11:43:12 am #15
I want the ones we get as long as it's the ones I want.

Poker_hog

November 16, 2017, 11:46:44 am #16
Quote from: Hayduke on November 16, 2017, 11:40:08 am
The obvious, can't miss, home run hires would be...

AD: Jeffrey Long
HC: Bret Bielema

This is the answer that all of the Arkansas media and half of this board would have given 3 months ago.
Sometimes wrong, but never in doubt

Gladstonesmoans

November 16, 2017, 11:52:23 am #17
Lou Holtz and John Madden

rljjr

November 16, 2017, 11:54:18 am #18
Hatfield, Jimmy Johnson or Butch Davis as AD

Coach? James Franklin 

Rzback

November 16, 2017, 12:08:41 pm #19
AD: Ken Hatfield
HC: Gus Malzahn
Winning Percentages (how times have changed!) Frank Broyles 71%  Lou Holtz  74%  Ken Hatfield 76%  Jack Crowe 38%  Joe Kines 35%  Danny Ford 47% Houston Nutt 61%  Bobby Petrino 67%  John L Smith  33%  Bret Bielema 46%  Chad Morris 14%  Sam Pittman 52%

Seebs

November 16, 2017, 12:09:50 pm #20
Quote from: sir-pigs-a-lot on November 16, 2017, 11:17:47 am
Meh....I could go along with WB as AD, But Jameson wouldn't be my first choice. I prefer a coach who uses a tight end.
No sir. Its all about the spread now. Wide outs. Lots of balls in the air.
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Hogindasticks

November 16, 2017, 01:30:00 pm #21
Quote from: The_Bionic_Pig on November 16, 2017, 11:35:44 am
AD - Jimmy Johnson
FC - Chip Kelly



2nd that!

Sundog

November 16, 2017, 01:37:57 pm #22
Quote from: Seebs on November 16, 2017, 12:09:50 pm
No sir. Its all about the spread now. Wide outs. Lots of balls in the air.

Don't forget the wide receivers.  Lots of W I D E  R E C I E V E R S.

BOAR_N2BWILD

November 16, 2017, 01:43:07 pm #23
Quote from: Poker_hog on November 16, 2017, 11:36:39 am
AD:  jerry jones
Coach:  nick Saban
Not enough room in the state of Arkansas for both egos.
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Lard

November 16, 2017, 01:46:54 pm #24
i don't really have a dream HC in mind.  I think for them to be successful at Arkansas they have to be innovative offensively and must have a staff that can recruit Texas, N. Louisiana and pick up some skill players out of Florida as well keep the top Arkansas talent here.  Charlie Strong fits everything but offensive innovation.  I think his Louisville performance is noteworthy.  His Texas stint is hard to judge imo due to the dysfunction of the Texas program from day one of his tenure.  I'd like to see us give him a shot.   He's defensive minded and I think would be open to hiring the best OC he can in order to be innovative.

On the AD side - I think its probably going to be someone we haven't heard of or haven't much of.  But if we go with an Arkansas guy Sean Rochelle has a pretty pedigree http://www.arkansasrazorbacks.com/support-staff/sean-rochelle/

However, he left the foundation a few years back and has been in the private sector so I'm not sure if he's too rusty or if he has the desire.  He's a very personable guy, grew up just outside of Fayetteville in Elkins, got his graduate degrees from Arkansas and has worked for several Athletic departments in his career, including Arkansas.  His stint at the Foundation endeared him to the donors.

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Grizzlyfan

November 16, 2017, 01:47:41 pm #25
Quote from: BigBrandonAllenFan on November 16, 2017, 11:35:58 am
Brad Teague AD.  Mike Norvell Coach.

Proven successful together.
Congrats to BBAF for at least naming someone who has actually served as an AD.

ATLHog

November 16, 2017, 01:50:08 pm #26
Quote from: Poker_hog on November 16, 2017, 11:36:39 am
AD:  jerry jones
Coach:  nick Saban
SOLD!

Pyotr Tchaikhogsky

November 16, 2017, 01:52:04 pm #27
Quote from: Seebs on November 16, 2017, 10:41:17 am
AD - Warren Buffet
Head Coach - Jenna Jameson

Now there's a "head coach" with some experience!
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Hog10S

November 16, 2017, 02:46:15 pm #28
AD Barry Switzer or Jimmy Johnson
Coach while Saban would be a dream, I'm not going to say him. I would actually take Kiffin - IF he agrees to hire a major defensive coordinator for that side of the ball. He would be good for a 3-5 year period, bring us back to relevance and then when he believes he has shown enough growth as a coach to take on a job, such as Saban's replacement at Alabama or maybe one of the schools up North, he will leave and we will be in a much better position to pick a really splashy name.

Hogimus Prime

November 16, 2017, 02:51:13 pm #29
AD: Carver Purcell
Head Coach: Ed Gennero. DC Wally Rig

Oliver

November 16, 2017, 02:54:44 pm #30
AD:  Joe Castiglione
HC:  Nick Saban

hogsanity

November 16, 2017, 03:01:01 pm #31
Just for the entertainment of a server melting tsunami of crying that would happen here lets have HDN as AD, Les Miles as HC, and just for fun Paul Johnson as his OC.
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Wildhog

November 16, 2017, 03:05:21 pm #32
Go get UCF's AD and HC.  Boom.
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nervestrike

November 16, 2017, 03:52:14 pm #33
Gragg from Tulsa will be the new AD. Norvell for Coach would be my choice.

Grizzlyfan

November 16, 2017, 03:57:51 pm #34
Quote from: nervestrike on November 16, 2017, 03:52:14 pm
Gragg from Tulsa will be the new AD. Norvell for Coach would be my choice.
Gragg would be a great choice.  And congrats to you for suggesting an actual AD.

DLUXHOG

November 16, 2017, 03:58:42 pm #35
AD - Sam Elliott
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(you might get this someday)

MountieDawg

November 16, 2017, 04:01:47 pm #36
AD - Lavar Ball

Head Coach - Lozo Ball
Asst Coach - LiAngeleo Ball
SEC!

Citizen2729

November 16, 2017, 04:05:07 pm #37
AD: Jerry Jones
HC: Jimmy Johnson

HBTHogs

November 16, 2017, 04:18:34 pm #38
Jimmy Dykes - AD.   Gus - HC

HF#1

November 16, 2017, 04:20:05 pm #39
Quote from: The_Bionic_Pig on November 16, 2017, 11:35:44 am
AD - Jimmy Johnson
FC - Chip Kelly

That's pretty strong.
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Guinness Snout

November 16, 2017, 04:26:30 pm #40
does anyone see maybe butch Davis as AD?  He does have some administrative background with the Browns

ICEman

November 16, 2017, 04:56:41 pm #41
Auburn Alum Tim Cook
Auburn HFBC Gus Malzahn
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dc10x5555

November 16, 2017, 05:15:13 pm #42
HC:  Gus

cosmodrum

November 16, 2017, 05:21:36 pm #43
Doesn't matter what we want. We just saw a successful coup by the Gus humpers. He will absolutely be our next coach, and things are going to get worse before they get better.

I don't understand why anyone thinks a guy that wins 7 or 8 games with Auburn talent will do any better here with not even half of the talent.
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