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Ex-Trumpet

November 15, 2017, 01:14:40 pm #50
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.




"I've never even seen a crappie this big!"
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

WhenPigsFly

November 15, 2017, 01:15:07 pm #51
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



"Jeff, all you have to do is tell them they'll have to fire you before you will get rid of me."
 

PorkSoda

November 15, 2017, 01:15:42 pm #52
Quote from: WhenPigsFly on November 15, 2017, 01:15:07 pm
"Jeff, all you have to do is tell them they'll have to fire you before you will get rid of me."
winner
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." ― Edgar Allan Poe
"If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real." – Niels Bohr
"A mind stretched to a new idea, never returns to its original dimensions" ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
Quote from: PonderinHog on August 07, 2023, 06:37:15 pmYeah, we're all here, but we ain't all there.

Sooiepride

November 15, 2017, 01:18:37 pm #53
CBB:  "This Coastal Carolina team would have won the Big Ten this year, eh?"
JL:  "Oh yeah, you betcha!"
God, Family, Country, Razorbacks.

Dropkick

November 15, 2017, 01:19:32 pm #54
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



Well wish in one hand and crap in the other.......................
I wish we were winning games too!

HogShat

November 15, 2017, 01:21:03 pm #55
I'm telling you boss, refuse to fire me and they fire you. You get your buyout. They are firing me anyway and I'm getting my buyout. Could be our biggest win since we got here!

Johnny Razorback

November 15, 2017, 01:23:14 pm #56
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



I thought you WANTED it in the chest and not the face....
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

BOAR_N2BWILD

November 15, 2017, 01:24:08 pm #57
Jeff, we are so close.
Phil. 4:13 "I can do all things through Him, who gives me strength."

hawgball40

November 15, 2017, 01:24:17 pm #58
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.


"Thought you said my buyout was 15 million. Now i find out its only 5.7"

hawgball40

November 15, 2017, 01:25:05 pm #59
Quote from: Sooiepride on November 15, 2017, 01:18:37 pm
CBB:  "This Coastal Carolina team would have won the Big Ten this year, eh?"
JL:  "Oh yeah, you betcha!"
winner

Calling All Hogs

November 15, 2017, 01:25:14 pm #60
Doesn't matter how high you think you are flying, you're still going to sink!

SemperFi

November 15, 2017, 02:05:41 pm #61
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.




Jeff, "Bret, you're fired"

Bret, "But, but.....they all were never late to one single team meeting"

The scene behind the scene

State Trooper, "He's GONE!"

Kid hugging the State Trooper, " Sniff, sniff, I know! I know!"
Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem. - Ronald Reagan

BoogaHog

November 15, 2017, 02:06:36 pm #62
Quote from: Johnny Razorback on November 15, 2017, 01:23:14 pm
I thought you WANTED it in the chest and not the face....

Dude!  You need to take two cups at communion this Sunday.  Jeez....what are we gonna do with you?
 

jneal56

November 15, 2017, 02:28:06 pm #63
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.




"But I went to three straight Rose Bowls"
"At least we are moral"

dalefromspringdale

November 15, 2017, 02:43:41 pm #64
I told you they don't like yankees.

Rayzback

November 15, 2017, 02:51:51 pm #65
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm


It's impossible, the door is going to hit us in the ass...
Mellow is the man who knows what he's been missin

Hogsenburg

November 15, 2017, 02:54:07 pm #66
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



Would you like fries with that

Tusks

November 15, 2017, 02:57:36 pm #67
sometimes it's a good and some times it's a schit

Hog-Corleone

November 15, 2017, 02:57:51 pm #68
Jeff:  what kind of halftime adjustments are you thinking about?
Bret:  we're close.  So, I'm thinking of just changing from a red hoodie to a white hoodie. 
This is my word, and as such is beyond contestation.

Tusks

November 15, 2017, 02:58:16 pm #69
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sometimes it's a good and some times it's a schit

Danimal

November 15, 2017, 03:00:24 pm #70
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.


"The BOT told you to wish in 1 hand and DO WHAT in there other?"...

dethnode

November 15, 2017, 03:03:45 pm #71

JOKERHOG

November 15, 2017, 03:06:58 pm #72
Can you believe how bad we are playing? 
BRINGING BALANCE AND PERSPECTIVE TO HOGVILLE

"You're too damn illiterate to have a college education.  And I'm serious"  - Hawgar the Horrible 1/19/2017

5 most hated: 1Auburn 2Auburn 3Auburn 4A&M 5OU

dalefromspringdale

November 15, 2017, 03:08:36 pm #73
Quote from: Johnny Razorback on November 15, 2017, 01:23:14 pm
I thought you WANTED it in the chest and not the face....

:-\ Woh
 

Rayzback

November 15, 2017, 03:12:14 pm #74
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



Do you think that field goal will save our jobs?
Mellow is the man who knows what he's been missin

joeman

November 15, 2017, 03:14:02 pm #75
Did you see that plane pulling the banner?

joeman

November 15, 2017, 03:14:35 pm #76
So, you think it's Gruden?

moses_007

November 15, 2017, 03:15:11 pm #77
Jeff, you will be fired long before I am.

jst01

November 15, 2017, 03:16:14 pm #78
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.




"It's the start of the 2nd QTR out there...why is the State Trooper and our injured WR behind us hugging??"

paducahhog

November 15, 2017, 03:18:23 pm #79
CBB:     Thats when I realized I was too drunk to taste the chicken. 

JL:   I have always liked AQ Chicken

TDHawgs

November 15, 2017, 03:18:56 pm #80
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.


"Help me Jeff! Do you think that telling them that I've had death threats to me and my family will help keep me here another year?"

Scuderia

November 15, 2017, 03:19:35 pm #81
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



"After you.."

Seebs

November 15, 2017, 03:20:47 pm #82
Quote from: TDHawgs on November 15, 2017, 03:18:56 pm
"Help me Jeff! Do you think that telling them that I've had death threats to me and my family will help keep me here another year?"

JL: Hey Bret, guess what I'm holding in my pocket?

BB: Is it the same thing I normally hold in this hand?
To add a "sig line" or "signature line": Go to your "profile" then go to "modify profile" then scroll down to where it says "Signature" and type in what you want it to say and then click on "change profile". That's it, you're done. Your sig line will only show up on your first post on each page.

stronguard

November 15, 2017, 03:21:17 pm #83



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Did you SEE the way TJ Hammond ran on the 3 plays I gave him?
If you don't know, now you know.

Chief Idiot of the Tavern

"Woke" is a term made up by people who have appointed themselves as intellectually superior as a way to describe themselves in comparison with those whom they deem ignorant.

HogDoc

November 15, 2017, 03:21:38 pm #84
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.




What do mean if I don't stop I could go blind? I'm asking why I have hair on my palm....
If I Pass Gas NOW, I will Feel good NOW!!!

TDHawgs

November 15, 2017, 03:23:21 pm #85
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.


I told you I'd get you the Boot!

Iwastherein1969

November 15, 2017, 03:29:02 pm #86
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm



"The night we drove ol' Dixie down, oh wait...my bad"
The long Grey line will never fail our country.

PorkSoda

November 15, 2017, 03:30:06 pm #87
Quote from: TDHawgs on November 15, 2017, 03:23:21 pm
I told you I'd get you the Boot!
lol
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." ― Edgar Allan Poe
"If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real." – Niels Bohr
"A mind stretched to a new idea, never returns to its original dimensions" ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
Quote from: PonderinHog on August 07, 2023, 06:37:15 pmYeah, we're all here, but we ain't all there.

870hog

November 15, 2017, 04:04:27 pm #88
"If you would have let me wear my flip flops on the sideline, we wouldn't be in this mess."

Ex-Trumpet

November 15, 2017, 04:11:13 pm #89
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

OS2 (SW) Razor Back

November 15, 2017, 04:20:34 pm #90
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, How did you like the play?
The Giants win the penent!!!!!The Giants win the penent!!!
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.
I can't believe what I just saw!!!!
Down goes Frazier!!!! Down goes Frazier!!!
Do you believe in miricles?!?!?!

lasthog

November 15, 2017, 06:07:50 pm #91
Hell, you think I could watch this sober?

RedRock

November 15, 2017, 06:12:52 pm #92
Quote from: OS2 (SW) Razor Back on November 15, 2017, 04:20:34 pm
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, How did you like the play?

This is my favorite hand to use.  What's yours?

oldhawg

November 15, 2017, 06:21:50 pm #93
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.




Jeff:  "Bret, I've just been fired."

Bret:  "But, but, we just beat Coastal Carolina."

HoggyCat

November 15, 2017, 06:24:10 pm #94 Last Edit: November 15, 2017, 07:00:46 pm by HoggyCat
"You think you can do better??  Hell, you hired me!!"
I'm only responsible for what I say, not how you perceive it.

John Futrall

November 15, 2017, 06:30:17 pm #95


Long -- Is this what you meant by "uncommon", Bret?

Bret -- Don't make me Mitch-slap you, Jeff. 

Hogsenburg

November 15, 2017, 06:58:23 pm #96
Quote from: TDHawgs on November 15, 2017, 03:23:21 pm
I told you I'd get you the Boot!

Winner

hamsam

November 15, 2017, 07:17:20 pm #97
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



"How are we going to fit all that cash in to one moving van??"
"I am speachless. is this program on the right freaking track or what?i love the way Pel is coaching this team. i love this team. lets just keep getting better. congrats to Pel and the hawgs.PIG SOOIE!"

Forrest City Joe   December 30, 2008

Shoat

November 15, 2017, 07:19:05 pm #98
You mean we can use 11 players at one time????

sw403

November 15, 2017, 07:20:09 pm #99
I don't get it Jeff. We do so well in practice.
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