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Friday haiku
« on: Today at 09:54:33 am »

State is coming in
We want Gus as our coach
I'm gonna get drunk
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #1 on: Today at 10:04:39 am »

Coach B weighs a ton
I hear the Gus bus coming
We all need a drink
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #2 on: Today at 10:12:33 am »

Jeff Long got run out
State butt kicking on the way
It's been a long week.
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #3 on: Today at 10:15:40 am »

Jeff Long got fired
The Hogville is a train wreck
Is it beer thirty?
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #4 on: Today at 10:17:43 am »

AD is needed
Speculation everywhere
When will we name one?
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #5 on: Today at 10:24:02 am »

Gus as the head coach
Johnny Bumpers for DC
Lets get the Natty
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #6 on: Today at 10:27:47 am »

Bret cries since Jeff left
Gus ran up the the score on Bret
When will it be over
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #7 on: Today at 10:28:47 am »

Ding Dong, Fatty's gone
Headed back to his pig farm
A very long beer run
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #8 on: Today at 10:29:03 am »

Screw the Gus bus, folks.
I’d rather eat broken glass
Than see Gus coach hogs
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #9 on: Today at 10:29:33 am »

Jen, call Jeffy please
Babe it went straight to voicemail
I'm sure its nothing
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #10 on: Today at 10:32:20 am »

Writing on the wall
A dead man walking for sure
Hire Mike Leach right now
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #11 on: Today at 10:32:44 am »

Ding Dong, Fatty's gone
Headed back to his pig farm
A very long beer run
Do you still think Leach is an option? 
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #12 on: Today at 10:36:58 am »

Tommy and Gus Bus
Auburn boys taking over
What is going on
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #13 on: Today at 10:37:53 am »

Say Good Night, Gracie
Said Steinmetz to AD Jeff
You’ve been here too Long
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #14 on: Today at 10:42:54 am »

Board say Jeff Long gone
Coach Bret mucho depresso
The bell tolls for thee
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #15 on: Today at 10:43:38 am »

Do you still think Leach is an option?

He never was.
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #16 on: Today at 12:14:03 pm »

Will not cry or cuss
Calling the Hogs tomorrow
Here comes the Gus Bus!

Bert is almost gone
To the pit of misery
Dilly dilly, y'all!
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #17 on: Today at 12:33:23 pm »

He never was.
Asking more questions
in haiku forum is bad
now shaddup Francis
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #18 on: Today at 12:38:39 pm »

It's Friday...oh my
Miss St will be a tough win
Must love the helmet
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #19 on: Today at 12:45:48 pm »

Hootie Dale?
Chewing aluminum foil
The geeks shall inherit the earth
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #20 on: Today at 12:49:43 pm »

Mississippi State
Mississippi State cow bells
Mississippi State
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #21 on: Today at 12:52:33 pm »

HOGS will win this
State is not better in Fayetteville Ark
Hold applause could be wrong
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #22 on: Today at 01:06:10 pm »

The Hill is a mess
Thank God BBall has started
Three teams in Iron Bowl
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #23 on: Today at 01:07:45 pm »

HOGS will win this
State is not better in Fayetteville Ark
Hold applause could be wrong
I would assume that
Your prognosticating is
crappy like  your math
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #24 on: Today at 01:08:43 pm »

Walking through the weeds.
I take a break to smoke up.
Crawling back home.
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #25 on: Today at 01:10:42 pm »

HOGS will win this
State is not better in Fayetteville Ark
Hold applause could be wrong

I would assume that
Your prognosticating is
crappy like  your math

 He did a Fahque
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #26 on: Today at 01:11:41 pm »

There Bret sits all brokenhearted
tried to sht
but only farted



 ;D
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #27 on: Today at 01:18:33 pm »

Dilly dilly dill
it's kinda crazy on the hill
rumors drop like leaves
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #28 on: Today at 01:21:01 pm »

Houston got jealous
Mitch Mustain will shine your car
In came Petrino
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #29 on: Today at 01:24:31 pm »

When i die do i
Get frito pie in the sky
No beans on mine please
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #30 on: Today at 01:27:31 pm »

Please hand in your keys
Is what the board said to him
Take the LONG way home
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #31 on: Today at 01:31:05 pm »

I came here to win
The SEC not just play
In the SEC
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #32 on: Today at 01:34:37 pm »

Black Boy Crying Hogs
Bret getting fat on loses
Please No More, No More

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gVQ1tNN3gA
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #33 on: Today at 01:36:14 pm »

There Bret sits all brokenhearted
tried to sht
but only farted



 ;D

Back to the drawing board. 5-7-5
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #34 on: Today at 01:51:38 pm »

Back to the drawing board. 5-7-5

Some people get it
Some people don't understand
Wait...what's a haiku?
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #35 on: Today at 02:01:20 pm »

Gus, Norvell, Fuente?
Leach, Strong, Venables, Art, Frost?
Watch...gonna be Bret...
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #36 on: Today at 04:18:57 pm »

When i die do i
Get frito pie in the sky
No beans on mine please

Beans are a done deal
Heaven serves no other kind
No beans served in hell
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Re: Friday haiku
« Reply #37 on: Today at 04:21:07 pm »

I came here to win
The SEC not just play
In the SEC

 Brilliant.!! Dilly Dilly.!!
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