Renowned in Little Rock for his phenomenal basketball skills

[OzarkHighs]

 

[ColumbianHog]

He was suppose to be renowned in Little Rock for his phenomenal basketball skills?

When?

[OzarkHighs]

Early 80's...

[OzarkHighs]

I found this:



http://www.myspace.com/eltonandbetty

Sexually explicit outsider funk produced by an unlikely couple from Little Rock, Arkansas. From the Elton and Betty White artist description (Betty is now deceased, btw):

In the early 1980's, Betty was a more or less normal, married secretary in her late 50's/early 60's at a Little Rock law firm (allegedly working with Hillary Clinton) with a slight psychiatric problem for which she took medication. At some point, though, she stopped taking her medication and experienced a psychic and sexual renaissance of grandiose proportions: out with the husband and respectable job, in with the matching hot pink hair-do and spandex pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7umrOVFseQ

Elton, meanwhile, was a much younger (30 years younger, to be exact!) man renowned in Little Rock for his phenomenal basketball skills until the day he claims someone "put something in his drink." Elton met Betty in a homeless shelter, and it was love at first sight. The two were married and became notable Little Rock eccentrics, playing music all around town while sometimes delivering newspapers on the side. Elton ran for a seat in Congress, while Betty challenged Bill Clinton in an Arkansas gubernatorial race with the sole platform of lowering the age of consent to 14.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXsGVH1Ej7s

During this time they recorded at least three albums: "The Best of Elton and Betty" (which is not a compilation), "Sex Beyond the Door," and the mysterious, elusive "Hard Deep Sex Explosion." Each album - but "Sex Beyond the Door" in particular - is a searingly honest, bizarre gem in which the two expound on aspects of their daily lives and sexual inclinations while playing dubiously-tuned ukuleles and tiny guitars. "I Am the Master of Love," "I'm In Love With Your Behind," "I Don't Really Like Oral Sex Much at All," "The Little Dicks Fit Me Best," "My Three Feet Red Hot Tongue Is Sweet as Sugar," "Your Breast, I'd Love to Carresst [sic]" - it is through songs such as these that the true depth of their love for each other is revealed, in the process making their oeuvre arguably the most listenable and entertaining in the entire genre of Outsider Music.

Here are some video clips from public access television:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yUVwqu0mVgg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXsGVH1Ej7s&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Feltonandbetty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7umrOVFseQ

Was he really a BBall player?

[hawgfan72116]

I was a student assistant at College of the Ozarks in the late 70's and I can assure you he was an excellent basketball player. He was from Dumas High School and had an unbelieveable vertical. He could jump up and kick the backboard. If I remember correctly he was All AIC during his two years at Ozarks after spending 2 years at Westark. He was ver eccentric in his time there too. I remember dorm checks were quite an experience with Elton.

[little pigee]

Where does this stuff come from?  You can't make this up!

[Hog Fan from Camden]

This has to be the weirdest post that I have seen on Hogville!!!!!!!!

[Pignominious]

This has to be the weirdest post that I have seen on Hogville!!!!!!!!

You need to visit The Tavern more then 

No hands down this is it.  LOL

[JoyDivision]

WTH?