We are #1

[woodrow hog call]

All of our competition is in our own conference too.


"Your trip to the mall could leave you with a shopping injury. A new study shows Alabama is one of the most dangerous states for Black Friday shopping. The blog Estately ranks our state as the third most dangerous for Black Friday shoppers. Arkansas is ranked number one, followed by Tennessee at number 2. Louisiana and Missouri round out the top 5."

[HogimusMaximus]

In what

[OptimusHog]

In what

Do you even reading comprehension, breh?  "Most dangerous States for Black Friday Shopping".

[HiggiePiggy]

Has anyone ever died during a Black Friday in Arkansas?   I thought there was some that died in other states.  I would put them at number 1. 

[Cinco de Hogo]

If the OP had posted a link we would probably find that this was written by Clay Travis.

[immahog]

imo black friday is so stupid ppl give thanks then go out and act like fools that have never had anything in life

[ChitownHawg]

All of our competition is in our own conference too.


"Your trip to the mall could leave you with a shopping injury. A new study shows Alabama is one of the most dangerous states for Black Friday shopping. The blog Estately ranks our state as the third most dangerous for Black Friday shoppers. Arkansas is ranked number one, followed by Tennessee at number 2. Louisiana and Missouri round out the top 5."

Wow! We beat out Chi-raq?

[hoggusamoungus]

If the OP had posted a link we would probably find that this was written by Clay Travis.

http://blog.estately.com/2015/11/the-states-where-youre-most-likely-to-encounter-fights-at-black-friday-sales/

[woodrow hog call]

If the OP had posted a link we would probably find that this was written by Clay Travis.

Yeah I stink at the internets, I think it was somebody trying to make us look worse than Alabama actually. I just thought it was funny in a sad kind of way.

[RollHogTide]

Yeah I stink at the internets, I think it was somebody trying to make us look worse than Alabama actually. I just thought it was funny in a sad kind of way.

Give us a couple of more years and we'll be #1.  Go Bama!!!!

All joking aside - I stopped at a convenience store a couple of hours ago to get a soft drink and I overheard one of the clerks telling the other that they almost had gotten into a fight at Wal-Mart over the last something that was on a pallet.  Apparently both grabbed it at the same time and it became a tug of war over the item, after snatching it away from the other woman she told her daughter, "Put it in the buggy and let's get out of here".   She was so proud that she won

[Cinco de Hogo]

Yeah I stink at the internets, I think it was somebody trying to make us look worse than Alabama actually. I just thought it was funny in a sad kind of way.

No problem with your post I was just taking a chance to take a shot at Clay Travis. LOL! 😉

[hoggusamoungus]

Looks like Kentucky is making a move.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/27/black-eye-friday-mall-brawls-break-out-as-shoppers-seek-best-deals/?intcmp=hpbt3

[Aporkalypse Now]

Give us a couple of more years and we'll be #1.  Go Bama!!!!

All joking aside - I stopped at a convenience store a couple of hours ago to get a soft drink and I overheard one of the clerks telling the other that they almost had gotten into a fight at Wal-Mart over the last something that was on a pallet.  Apparently both grabbed it at the same time and it became a tug of war over the item, after snatching it away from the other woman she told her daughter, "Put it in the buggy and let's get out of here".   She was so proud that she won

I didn't do Black Friday this year, but last year I did, I was at our little small town Super Center (county population about 11K) anyway I was waiting by one of the pallets for something that was available at midnight, next to me was a pallet of cameras for like $25 or something ridiculous, with a limit of 1 per customer. Two fat chicks were right font and center, and I'm talking about people in their late 40s early 50s. The little buzzer rings at midnight meaning you can start taking stuff off the pallets and above all the noise you hear "the sign says 1 only bitch" and the next thing you know one of these older fat ladies is being carted off in an ambulance, and the other in a squad car.

Who the hell needs a camera THAT badly?

[lasthog]

Has anyone ever died during a Black Friday in Arkansas?   I thought there was some that died in other states.  I would put them at number 1.

Deaths are only part of the equation.

Fistfights, temporary disability, permanent disability, non lethal stabbings and shootings are all figured in the rankings.

Cuss fights at Walmart aren't counted cause they happen all the time.

[HogimusMaximus]

Do you even reading comprehension, breh?  "Most dangerous States for Black Friday Shopping".

I was hoping it was obesity, damn there  are some fat women in Arkansas.