Early start time, blustery conditions, complete and total anarchy and chaos

[The OTR]

in the athletic department, bunker mentality, and underclassmen who realize that the jelly sandwiches and lobsters are on life support if they lose all work together to galvanize the Hogs and give them big advantage over Mississippi State on Saturday.

Everyone thinks we're doomed.  How Arkansas of a thing would it be for CBB to win the next two games and make us bowl eligible?

CBB's been working overtime drawing up the game plan by the light of the jukebox at Ben's apartment every night this week.  It just hit him that he might be on thin ice yesterday when they boxed up Long and sent him packing. 

I've got a yorkie myself and I know they don't travel well. He ain't gonna want to try to move two of them yipping little devils cross country in a U-haul. He ain't gonna want to lose his membership to that drinking Nirvana known as Ben's apartment. We may finally have his attention. 

Hogs win a close one 27-24. 

It's windbreak weather. It's jelly sandwich weather. CBB is gonna look like a bear on the sidelines with that beard.

I can't imagine us losing this one.  We're gonna shock the world. I hope so anyway. I am pumped for this game!

[Pig in the Pokey]

#noshavenovembert? i mean, maybe? mississippi state isnt all that.

[ShadowTheHedgehog]

Job interview for his next job, he will be fired up.

[SooieGeneris]

#noshavenovembert? i mean, maybe? mississippi state isnt all that.

Noshavenovembert, that's funny!

[Grag T]

"Ben's Apartment" just really sounds like the name of a gay bar... I may have to draw a cartoon of that next 

[jgphillips3]

It would be very Houston Nutt to win this game.  Bret...well...more chinese fire drills on both lines and keystone cops antics in the offensive and defensive backfield are more likely.

[buldozer]

If we win a high school game by one, I don't see how we could possibly win this one

[Ex-Trumpet]

Skandar, you're  outta your cotton pickin mind.  Hogs win this one big.  86-0.

[Pecos Hog]

Hogs win a close one 27-24. 

It's windbreak weather. It's jelly sandwich weather. CBB is gonna look like a bear on the sidelines with that beard.

I can't imagine us losing this one.  We're gonna shock the world. I hope so anyway. I am pumped for this game!

You just talking about the first half, right?   

[Michael D Huff AIA]

Even at my most optimistic I can't see us within 20 points of MSU.

If this season were a horse, we would have shot that thing a long time ago.

42-17 MSU

[pigz]

It sucks that a win over Miss St will shock the world..

[The OTR]

It sucks that a win over Miss St will shock the world..

At this point any win would shock the world. Let's be honest here.

[SemperFi]

Maybe we should be pissed at this Ben dude for providing Bret a means to not have to think about football. Maybe, just maybe, Ben is responsible for Bret's inability to put together a game plan that goes past 2 qtrs. If Ben is in play then we lose this one like we've lost all the other's..... 38-17 MSU. If we can find Ben and keep him away from Bret then maybe we make it a little closer....34-20 MSU. Ben or no Ben, the Hogs Swiss cheese of a defense will get ran on by Fitzgerald and this coaching staff and players will all fall asleep in the 2nd half like they've been doing all season.

#FireBen

[slappy]

Ben? I know Ben...
He's kind of a strange old hermit...lives beyond the Dune sea.

[urkillnmesmalls]

At this point any win would shock the world. Let's be honest here.

Bama scored on one play from scrimmage.  Auburn and Ole Miss both took two.  You think we might bow up and keep 'em outta paydirt for three plays? 

Maybe they should all eat a snickers bar like they do in those commercials when people change so dramatically?  We need a big change...maybe that's it? 

[Hoggish1]

in the athletic department, bunker mentality, and underclassmen who realize that the jelly sandwiches and lobsters are on life support if they lose all work together to galvanize the Hogs and give them big advantage over Mississippi State on Saturday.

Everyone thinks we're doomed.  How Arkansas of a thing would it be for CBB to win the next two games and make us bowl eligible?

CBB's been working overtime drawing up the game plan by the light of the jukebox at Ben's apartment every night this week.  It just hit him that he might be on thin ice yesterday when they boxed up Long and sent him packing. 

I've got a yorkie myself and I know they don't travel well. He ain't gonna want to try to move two of them yipping little devils cross country in a U-haul. He ain't gonna want to lose his membership to that drinking Nirvana known as Ben's apartment. We may finally have his attention. 

Hogs win a close one 27-24. 

It's windbreak weather. It's jelly sandwich weather. CBB is gonna look like a bear on the sidelines with that beard.

I can't imagine us losing this one.  We're gonna shock the world. I hope so anyway. I am pumped for this game!

ataboy...!

[OneTuskOverTheLine™]

in the athletic department, bunker mentality, and underclassmen who realize that the jelly sandwiches and lobsters are on life support if they lose all work together to galvanize the Hogs and give them big advantage over Mississippi State on Saturday.

Everyone thinks we're doomed.  How Arkansas of a thing would it be for CBB to win the next two games and make us bowl eligible?

CBB's been working overtime drawing up the game plan by the light of the jukebox at Ben's apartment every night this week.  It just hit him that he might be on thin ice yesterday when they boxed up Long and sent him packing. 

I've got a yorkie myself and I know they don't travel well. He ain't gonna want to try to move two of them yipping little devils cross country in a U-haul. He ain't gonna want to lose his membership to that drinking Nirvana known as Ben's apartment. We may finally have his attention. 

Hogs win a close one 27-24. 

It's windbreak weather. It's jelly sandwich weather. CBB is gonna look like a bear on the sidelines with that beard.

I can't imagine us losing this one.  We're gonna shock the world. I hope so anyway. I am pumped for this game!

The Arkansas' Thang...

It would be the Arkansas Thang if CBB were to win out in a matter that makes him look like Saban's Daddy. It would also be the Arkansas thang to keep him. It would also be the Arkansas thang to have to fire him next year...

[BR]

in the athletic department, bunker mentality, and underclassmen who realize that the jelly sandwiches and lobsters are on life support if they lose all work together to galvanize the Hogs and give them big advantage over Mississippi State on Saturday.

Everyone thinks we're doomed.  How Arkansas of a thing would it be for CBB to win the next two games and make us bowl eligible?

CBB's been working overtime drawing up the game plan by the light of the jukebox at Ben's apartment every night this week.  It just hit him that he might be on thin ice yesterday when they boxed up Long and sent him packing. 

I've got a yorkie myself and I know they don't travel well. He ain't gonna want to try to move two of them yipping little devils cross country in a U-haul. He ain't gonna want to lose his membership to that drinking Nirvana known as Ben's apartment. We may finally have his attention. 

Hogs win a close one 27-24. 

It's windbreak weather. It's jelly sandwich weather. CBB is gonna look like a bear on the sidelines with that beard.

I can't imagine us losing this one.  We're gonna shock the world. I hope so anyway. I am pumped for this game!

Preach on.... We get Ass kicked 42-10 and then Missouri puts 60 on us next week... 

[The OTR]

Preach on.... We get Ass kicked 42-10 and then Missouri puts 60 on us next week...

At this point a good portion of the fan base would give up two wins at the end of a bad season to ensure that we get a new coach.

It wouldn't surprise me if we win the next two. Wouldn't surprise me if we get blown away in the next two.  But the way our luck goes I'd guess we win the next two and that keeps us holding our breath wondering if they're going to change coaches or not. 

[The OTR]

A few years ago I used to talk about how CBB used to mow the lawn and drink falstaff beer on game day.

That seems more plausible now.

[KlubhouseKonnected]

Fear not, the 🎲 is already cast win, lose, or draw

[Ex-Trumpet]

A few years ago I used to talk about how CBB used to mow the lawn and drink falstaff beer on game day.

That seems more plausible now.

"I want the biggest steak you got, and a bottle of Lowenbrau."

[Martygit]

Who is your Yorkie betting on for these two games?  Remind me - what is his name?  I remember that he was a pretty good better way back when - and was pretty good at handing out negative and positive karmas

[dmaxfan]

Lol you fellas have amnesia and not remember Bret's tenure? Has he ever beaten anyone he wasn't supposed to?  At least Nutt could do that. This guy was a car salesman that thought he could hire assistants and skate.

[lasthog]

This ain't no 1978 Orange Bowl, and CBB ain't Lou Holtz.

[60 Minutes of Hell]

Jelly sandwich weather favors the hogs.

[60 Minutes of Hell]

MSU 31-17

[The OTR]

Who is your Yorkie betting on for these two games?  Remind me - what is his name?  I remember that he was a pretty good better way back when - and was pretty good at handing out negative and positive karmas

Buddy.  That's his name.  Buddy.

And he's betting a bundle on Mississippi state to cover.

[Boardon Hamsay]

Buddy.  That's his name.  Buddy.

And he's betting a bundle on Mississippi state to cover.

I'm kinda with Buddy on this one from a gambling pôint of view. There have been a few times that Buddy has gotten a little too aggressive on those weekend trips to Vegas but I think this time around he'll be getting a comp emperor's package weekend at Caesar's Palace.

[PorkSoda]

The Arkansas' Thang...

It would be the Arkansas Thang if CBB were to win out in a matter that makes him look like Saban's Daddy. It would also be the Arkansas thang to keep him. It would also be the Arkansas thang to have to fire him next year...

I thought that was a LSU

[moses_007]

Not going to happen.  Mississippi State wins by 20+ points.

[PorkSoda]

I'm kinda with Buddy on this one from a gambling pôint of view. There have been a few times that Buddy has gotten a little too aggressive on those weekend trips to Vegas but I think this time around he'll be getting a comp emperor's package weekend at Caesar's Palace.

kind of makes me wish I still lived just across the border from nevada.  I could have made a killing betting against arkansas to against the spread this year.

[Boardon Hamsay]

The fan in me though never doubts the soothsaying capabilities of the weekly Skandar Jackson weather and game breakdown thread. Been an odd week. Lobsters and jelly sandwiches are endangered species. Long was sent packing and OTR should be moving into the AD's office once the folks on the hill get the contract drawn up. Should just be a matter of procedure at this point.

I for one am looking forward to celebrating OTR's coronation as AD with some cat head buttermilk biscuits, bacon, and sausage gravy. Got to get Thanksgiving week started off with a big breakfast.

Game wise, I gotta think Skandar is onto to something here. Hogs win in OT, 28-27.  I'll leave the gambling to Buddy and catch up on his Vegas trip activities when we go fishin next.

[Martygit]

Buddy.  That's his name.  Buddy.

And he's betting a bundle on Mississippi state to cover.

Yep - thanks - Buddy is a great prognosticator - always bet with Buddy - I'm going with MS to cover

[Grag T]

Maybe we should be pissed at this Ben dude for providing Bret a means to not have to think about football. Maybe, just maybe, Ben is responsible for Bret's inability to put together a game plan that goes past 2 qtrs. If Ben is in play then we lose this one like we've lost all the other's..... 38-17 MSU. If we can find Ben and keep him away from Bret then maybe we make it a little closer....34-20 MSU. Ben or no Ben, the Hogs Swiss cheese of a defense will get ran on by Fitzgerald and this coaching staff and players will all fall asleep in the 2nd half like they've been doing all season.

#FireBen

Well, since I got nuthin' better to do tonight...

[Ex-Trumpet]

Hahahahahaha!!!

[NuttinItUp]

Will Gus keep the jelly sandwiches?

[DeltaBoy]

We will see the disaster Saturday!

[Oklahawg]

Well, since I got nuthin' better to do tonight...

What about Dale and Boomhauer?

[hoglady]

Man - just don't see it.
Bama's oline couldn't contain the Ms. St Dline - they sacked Hurts at least 5 times.
Don't see our Oline being capable of containing them - I expect Allen to take a beating.

[Rzbakfromwaybak]

If Miss St. can throw deep passes.....they will win by whatever score they desire.  We can't cover fast receivers deep, that should be evident by now.

[jkstock04]

in the athletic department, bunker mentality, and underclassmen who realize that the jelly sandwiches and lobsters are on life support if they lose all work together to galvanize the Hogs and give them big advantage over Mississippi State on Saturday.

Everyone thinks we're doomed.  How Arkansas of a thing would it be for CBB to win the next two games and make us bowl eligible?

CBB's been working overtime drawing up the game plan by the light of the jukebox at Ben's apartment every night this week.  It just hit him that he might be on thin ice yesterday when they boxed up Long and sent him packing. 

I've got a yorkie myself and I know they don't travel well. He ain't gonna want to try to move two of them yipping little devils cross country in a U-haul. He ain't gonna want to lose his membership to that drinking Nirvana known as Ben's apartment. We may finally have his attention. 

Hogs win a close one 27-24. 

It's windbreak weather. It's jelly sandwich weather. CBB is gonna look like a bear on the sidelines with that beard.

I can't imagine us losing this one.  We're gonna shock the world. I hope so anyway. I am pumped for this game!

Lol...this one is one of your better efforts, props to ya.

[The OTR]

Well, since I got nuthin' better to do tonight...

I decided to take a look at Ben's apartment myself last night.

Got there and wasn't impressed, I must admit. Paid $750 for a membership, learned that the password is Woopig, and was ushered in to a large room with oversized chairs, big enough for someone pushing 400 lbs to be comfortable in.  There were large screen TV's everywhere and all of them were playing a different episode of Being Bret Bielema.  There were two chefs there with a made to order buffet type of bar there. One was stocked with every type of peanut butter and jelly you've ever heard of, every type of bread you've ever heard of. He had on a big white hat and he was slathering up jelly bread like a pro, which he was.  I ordered a sandwich on plain white bread with a smattering of peter pan crunchy and double grape jelly. It was the best jelly sandwich I've ever had.  On the other side there was a lobster bar.  They were serving up lobster in every configuration known to man....bisque, pasta, lobster po' boys, and gigantic lobsters with bowls that would hold a quarter of melted butter.  I had a couple of them as well.  All the booze was expensive and served by an elegant bald gentleman in a tuxedo who looked just like Uncle Fester.  The place was full of other sophisticated people like myself, no sign of CBB.

After wolfing down a couple of the biggest tastiest crustaceans this planet has ever produced and a jelly sandwich I decided enough was enough. No idea why CBB is so fascinated with the place. Seems like he just wouldn't fit in.

[cal34]

I decided to take a look at Ben's apartment myself last night.

Got there and wasn't impressed, I must admit. Paid $750 for a membership, learned that the password is Woopig, and was ushered in to a large room with oversized chairs, big enough for someone pushing 400 lbs to be comfortable in.  There were large screen TV's everywhere and all of them were playing a different episode of Being Bret Bielema.  There were two chefs there with a made to order buffet type of bar there. One was stocked with every type of peanut butter and jelly you've ever heard of, every type of bread you've ever heard of. He had on a big white hat and he was slathering up jelly bread like a pro, which he was.  I ordered a sandwich on plain white bread with a smattering of peter pan crunchy and double grape jelly. It was the best jelly sandwich I've ever had.  On the other side there was a lobster bar.  They were serving up lobster in every configuration known to man....bisque, pasta, lobster po' boys, and gigantic lobsters with bowls that would hold a quarter of melted butter.  I had a couple of them as well.  All the booze was expensive and served by an elegant bald gentleman in a tuxedo who looked just like Uncle Fester.  The place was full of other sophisticated people like myself, no sign of CBB.

After wolfing down a couple of the biggest tastiest crustaceans this planet has ever produced and a jelly sandwich I decided enough was enough. No idea why CBB is so fascinated with the place. Seems like he just wouldn't fit in.

Did they not have Pork Rinds in there?

[Grunt]

Even at my most optimistic I can't see us within 20 points of MSU.

If this season were a horse, we would have shot that thing a long time ago.

42-17 MSU

More like 59 to 17.

[JIMMY BOARFFETT]

I heard they will be selling fish sticks at the concession stands.  I can't believe they would actually serve fish sticks when the only thing they have to drink is a Pepsi product. Long's last revenge?  Anyone in the know on this?

[rzrbaxfan]

Job interview for his next job, he will be fired up.

Serious question....when was the last time you saw Bret fired up and it motivated the team to a win against a team that was much better than us?

[The NewEra]

in the athletic department, bunker mentality, and underclassmen who realize that the jelly sandwiches and lobsters are on life support if they lose all work together to galvanize the Hogs and give them big advantage over Mississippi State on Saturday.

Everyone thinks we're doomed.  How Arkansas of a thing would it be for CBB to win the next two games and make us bowl eligible?

CBB's been working overtime drawing up the game plan by the light of the jukebox at Ben's apartment every night this week.  It just hit him that he might be on thin ice yesterday when they boxed up Long and sent him packing. 

I've got a yorkie myself and I know they don't travel well. He ain't gonna want to try to move two of them yipping little devils cross country in a U-haul. He ain't gonna want to lose his membership to that drinking Nirvana known as Ben's apartment. We may finally have his attention. 

Hogs win a close one 27-24. 

It's windbreak weather. It's jelly sandwich weather. CBB is gonna look like a bear on the sidelines with that beard.

I can't imagine us losing this one.  We're gonna shock the world. I hope so anyway. I am pumped for this game!

I have a Yorkie too!  Duct Tape works wonders for the barking

[The OTR]

This is mine with my wallet in his mouth. He's a pathological gambler and was trying to get out the door with it and would have been at the Cherokee casino in a few hours if I hadn't caught him.

[JIMMY BOARFFETT]

Is Buddy his real name or just his Hogville name?