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Started by hoghelmet14, November 20, 2012, 02:30:21 pm

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hoghelmet14

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berryhog

Daddy Tony is probably hitting that. 

Buff


Racinray

Who in their right mind live with that.

ImHogginIt

Quote from: berryhog on November 20, 2012, 06:56:02 pm
Daddy Tony is probably hitting that.

Tony can actually get super hot women with his money. No way he would hit that scrawny sack of bones.

hoghelmet14

Quote from: ImHogginIt on November 20, 2012, 08:00:14 pm
Tony can actually get super hot women with his money. No way he would hit that scrawny sack of bones.

LOL thats funny.... everone in this forum would plow if given the chance.....
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Flying Razorback

Quote from: ImHogginIt on November 20, 2012, 08:00:14 pm
Tony can actually get super hot women with his money. No way he would hit that scrawny sack of bones.

And yet, how often do you see Tony with a girl on his arm?  Every other driver always has a girlfriend/fiance/wife around, but Tony and Dale Jr. are always standing there by themselves at all functions...
Satchel Paige said, "Don't look back, something might be gaining on you..."

irishman

I always assumed she played for the other team




Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Buff

Quote from: FlyingRzrbkAF on November 20, 2012, 10:58:27 pm
And yet, how often do you see Tony with a girl on his arm?  Every other driver always has a girlfriend/fiance/wife around, but Tony and Dale Jr. are always standing there by themselves at all functions...


Tony probably gets off better from driving a fast car than he does from fricking a hot girl.  Note to self, never buy a used vehicle from Tony Stewart.

No clue what Dale's excuse is.

ImHogginIt

Quote from: hoghelmet14 on November 20, 2012, 09:21:20 pm
LOL thats funny.... everone in this forum would plow if given the chance.....

Not me. I  like my women with a little meat on the bones

 

ImHogginIt

Quote from: FlyingRzrbkAF on November 20, 2012, 10:58:27 pm
And yet, how often do you see Tony with a girl on his arm?  Every other driver always has a girlfriend/fiance/wife around, but Tony and Dale Jr. are always standing there by themselves at all functions...

Dale Jr has a hot gf. The one that was at one time married to the Kentucky assistant coach. Perhaps Tony really is gay. Don't tell hoghelmet though  ;)

Flying Razorback

Quote from: ImHogginIt on November 21, 2012, 07:28:22 am
Dale Jr has a hot gf. The one that was at one time married to the Kentucky assistant coach. Perhaps Tony really is gay. Don't tell hoghelmet though  ;)

I think it's quite possible one of the big names has a different life style, not that there's anything wrong with that.  But I don't think the NASCAR fan base is ready to handle something like that.  Give it another 20 years or so.
Satchel Paige said, "Don't look back, something might be gaining on you..."

ImHogginIt

Quote from: FlyingRzrbkAF on November 21, 2012, 07:54:57 am
I think it's quite possible one of the big names has a different life style, not that there's anything wrong with that.  But I don't think the NASCAR fan base is ready to handle something like that.  Give it another 20 years or so.

Hmmm... perhaps that is why the Harvick's don't mind Tony grabbing Delana's ass before each race.

HogScoutMaster

"A week of camp life is worth six months of
theoretical teaching in the meeting room."

HogScoutMaster

Quote from: hoghelmet14 on November 20, 2012, 09:21:20 pm
LOL thats funny.... everone in this forum would plow if given the chance.....

THREE times if needed
"A week of camp life is worth six months of
theoretical teaching in the meeting room."

riccoar

Quote from: WaltKowalski on November 20, 2012, 05:38:55 pm
So your telling me there's a chance?

Nope, I already contacted her and told her I been waiting.  Gonna show her my "O" face for Thanksgiving.

10thPlanet

Quote from: DewUar88 on November 21, 2012, 08:55:22 am
HELL YEA...come on PLAYBOY
Playboy will photoshop her pics to death, we would never know what she really looks like. I am thinking Hustler.

DeltaBoy

Piss poor boys I had to be the first to post pics of the soon to be free Danica! ;D



If the South should lose, it means that the history of the heroic struggle will be written by the enemy, that our youth will be trained by Northern school teachers, will be impressed by all of the influences of history and education to regard our gallant dead as traitors and our maimed veterans as fit subjects for derision.
-- Major General Patrick Cleburne
The Confederacy had no better soldiers
than the Arkansans--fearless, brave, and oftentimes courageous beyond
prudence. Dickart History of Kershaws Brigade.

hoghelmet14



so.... if  I dump the old dude.... what do you say... me... you?
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10thPlanet

Quote from: hoghelmet14 on November 21, 2012, 10:46:41 pm


so.... if  I dump the old dude.... what do you say... me... you?
OR.....Since, you've wrecked every car I own, what do you say we get married so my insurance rates will go down?

Racinray

Quote from: dkwvike on November 22, 2012, 02:37:46 am
OR.....Since, you've wrecked every car I own, what do you say we get married so my insurance rates will go down?
+1

 

riccoar

Quote from: hoghelmet14 on November 21, 2012, 10:46:41 pm


so.... if  I dump the old dude.... what do you say... me... you?

Wrong team, darling. Stick with riccoar, he's a beast.

hoghelmet14

Quote from: dkwvike on November 22, 2012, 02:37:46 am
OR.....Since, you've wrecked every car I own, what do you say we get married so my insurance rates will go down?

LOL
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Doyle Hograves

Quote from: ImHogginIt on November 21, 2012, 07:23:16 am
Not me. I  like my women with a little meat on the bones

You'd turn it down? I've got my doubts...
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Quote from: Throwback1 on May 07, 2008, 02:11:15 pm
topic says "President"..I can assure you he knew what he was typing.

Doyle Hograves

Quote from: DeltaBoy on November 21, 2012, 09:54:20 pm
Piss poor boys I had to be the first to post pics of the soon to be free Danica! ;D





I'd hit it!!!
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Quote from: Throwback1 on May 07, 2008, 02:11:15 pm
topic says "President"..I can assure you he knew what he was typing.

ImHogginIt

Quote from: ArkieRebel on November 22, 2012, 09:05:41 am
You'd turn it down? I've got my doubts...

I've seen her in person. Not too impressive without all the airbrushing they do in her pics. Also one of my legs is bigger than she is. They say she's 5'2 and 100 lbs. I would guess barely 5'0" and 90 lbs.

racingpossum


Doyle Hograves

Quote from: ImHogginIt on November 22, 2012, 09:32:38 am
Also one of my legs is bigger than she is. They say she's 5'2 and 100 lbs. I would guess barely 5'0" and 90 lbs.

I call those "spinners"... 8)
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Quote from: Throwback1 on May 07, 2008, 02:11:15 pm
topic says "President"..I can assure you he knew what he was typing.

berryhog

Quote from: racingpossum on December 05, 2012, 12:52:29 am
Ricky Stenhouse hits it.

When I read this, I can't help but to think about a funny episode I witnessed with Ricky and his mother at a truck race in Memphis a few years back.  There was an autograph session before the race that my son attended and I can remember his momma embarrassing him in front of everyone.  She was hollering, "Ricky, Ricky, Ricky Stenhouse, JR.  what you want your momma get you for supper ? "  Of course, he was completely embarrassed.  I can just imagine her in the background, giving Ricky advice on what to do to make Danica feel good.   ;D

DeltaBoy

She looking good in the Marinda Lambert Video the Fastest Girl in Town.
If the South should lose, it means that the history of the heroic struggle will be written by the enemy, that our youth will be trained by Northern school teachers, will be impressed by all of the influences of history and education to regard our gallant dead as traitors and our maimed veterans as fit subjects for derision.
-- Major General Patrick Cleburne
The Confederacy had no better soldiers
than the Arkansans--fearless, brave, and oftentimes courageous beyond
prudence. Dickart History of Kershaws Brigade.

Wildhog

Arkansas Razorbacks Football National Championships:
1909/1964/1965/1977

ImHogginIt

I still wanna screw Jennifer Jo Cobb over Danica's scrawny butt. But I would love to see Johanna Long be given a quality car because that is the chick that might actually make some noise for a female in NASCAR

Back to my gal Jennifer  :P




Doyle Hograves

Quote from: ImHogginIt on December 17, 2012, 06:35:36 pm
I still wanna screw Jennifer Jo Cobb over Danica's scrawny butt. But I would love to see Johanna Long be given a quality car because that is the chick that might actually make some noise for a female in NASCAR

Back to my gal Jennifer  :P





The last picture isn't very flattering, IMO.
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Quote from: Throwback1 on May 07, 2008, 02:11:15 pm
topic says "President"..I can assure you he knew what he was typing.

ImHogginIt

Quote from: ArkieRebel on December 17, 2012, 08:03:51 pm
The last picture isn't very flattering, IMO.

I love redheads with sexy eyes

10thPlanet

I am thinking Danica's head on Jennifer's body...

Buff

I bet the back of her head looks marvelous though

Doyle Hograves

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Quote from: Throwback1 on May 07, 2008, 02:11:15 pm
topic says "President"..I can assure you he knew what he was typing.