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Stingray Steve's Mississippi State Rant #10 2015 Arkansas!

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SwazyHog

November 19, 2015, 05:06:47 pm
"I felt like I owed it to the state. They let me come in and transfer here to Arkansas, and I felt like it wouldn't be fair after one year to just up and leave."

"This is your Public Service Announcement  for 2010: Remember, No One's Buckass Snitshit Crazier Than Arkansas Fans."

dsgreen

November 19, 2015, 05:16:15 pm #1
He is talking a lot of smack on the hogs for someone who is going to die because of bacon.
 

RazorbackRon

November 19, 2015, 05:24:20 pm #2
WTH do you know anything about somebody called Stingray Steve?
Everyone is someone else's weirdo

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Danny J

November 19, 2015, 05:36:41 pm #3
I have now been recording and watching Finebaum the last week or so and I am going to be honest.....Stingray Steve causes me to bust out laughing every time I even see a picture of him much less when he starts talking. He reminds me of Homer Simpson.

Arkansas Fan

November 19, 2015, 05:48:24 pm #4
This guy acts like Miss State's an SEC powerhouse.

Bacon_Bitz

November 19, 2015, 05:53:06 pm #5
Where's his face?

Wmhog

November 19, 2015, 05:54:12 pm #6
He may be a Miss State fan but Damn! He sure looks like he is related to Tusk!

spiritof92

November 19, 2015, 06:28:33 pm #7
For a completely random guy he sure acts like people care what he thinks.

hogcard1964

November 19, 2015, 06:37:40 pm #8
He looks like a thumb.

MuskogeeHogFan

November 19, 2015, 06:44:07 pm #9
Quote from: SwazyHog on November 19, 2015, 05:06:47 pm


Gee, what an original rant. This guy has too much time on his hands.
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870hogfan

November 19, 2015, 06:44:44 pm #10
It's funny cause this guy is an Alabama Allum...

SwazyHog

November 19, 2015, 07:42:49 pm #11
"I felt like I owed it to the state. They let me come in and transfer here to Arkansas, and I felt like it wouldn't be fair after one year to just up and leave."

"This is your Public Service Announcement  for 2010: Remember, No One's Buckass Snitshit Crazier Than Arkansas Fans."

RebelW

November 19, 2015, 07:47:47 pm #12
I lost count at 8 chins
 

JIMMY BOARFFETT

November 19, 2015, 07:58:06 pm #13
He'd be in trouble if that bacon popped up and caught all that neck meat on fire.
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Hoggish1

November 19, 2015, 08:05:12 pm #14

wupigsuey

November 19, 2015, 08:11:20 pm #15
I like Stingray alright. He's harmless. Just a fan of his team. Nobody takes him seriously, surely.
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KlubhouseKonnected

November 19, 2015, 08:11:44 pm #16
Quote from: Danny J on November 19, 2015, 05:36:41 pm
I have now been recording and watching Finebaum the last week or so and I am going to be honest.....Stingray Steve causes me to bust out laughing every time I even see a picture of him much less when he starts talking. He reminds me of Homer Simpson.

I don't know, I think Homer Simpson inspires more confidence when he speaks.
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HillBillyHogfan

November 19, 2015, 08:21:47 pm #17
He looks like someone cut off the bottom half of his body, turned it around backwards and stuck it back on. Why are his a$$ cheeks in the front?
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Mulberry Squeezins

November 19, 2015, 09:51:33 pm #18

Sugar Free Hog

November 20, 2015, 02:17:44 am #19
Quote from: JIMMY BOARFFETT on November 19, 2015, 07:58:06 pm
He'd be in trouble if that bacon popped up and caught all that neck meat on fire.

+1 My god I got a good healthly laugh from that one.
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MissippHog

November 20, 2015, 03:10:05 am #20
Quote from: Sugar Free Hog on November 20, 2015, 02:17:44 am
+1 My god I got a good healthly laugh from that one.
Me too.  Caught me off guard and now my coworkers are staring at me.  Not that I would be reading a message board at work, mind you  :razorback:

On a related note, MSU sure puts out some winners. 


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longpig

November 20, 2015, 04:45:18 am #21
Quote from: Danny J on November 19, 2015, 05:36:41 pm
I have now been recording and watching Finebaum the last week or so and I am going to be honest.....Stingray Steve causes me to bust out laughing every time I even see a picture of him much less when he starts talking. He reminds me of Homer Simpson.

A lot of lamp oil on that boy.
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DoubleReedHawgCaller

November 20, 2015, 07:11:09 am #22
He looks like he may have babydick disease.
A couple female midgets, a few bottles of Wild Irish Rose, and a room at the Trout Inn...... who knows what may happen.....

Medic821

November 20, 2015, 07:46:05 am #23
Sophisticated ain't he😁
 

scruf

November 20, 2015, 07:50:25 am #24
Quote from: dsgreen on November 19, 2015, 05:16:15 pm
He is talking a lot of smack on the hogs for someone who is going to die because of bacon.
+1 Post of the Year Candidate.

scruf

November 20, 2015, 07:53:20 am #25
Hey, look - inbred thumbs also have terrible opinions.

Craig O Squeal

November 20, 2015, 08:36:55 am #26
I thought I had seen him somewhere before....

SwazyHog

November 20, 2015, 08:41:55 am #27
Quote from: Craig O Squeal on November 20, 2015, 08:36:55 am
I thought I had seen him somewhere before....
Ha, he already beat ya to it!
"I felt like I owed it to the state. They let me come in and transfer here to Arkansas, and I felt like it wouldn't be fair after one year to just up and leave."

"This is your Public Service Announcement  for 2010: Remember, No One's Buckass Snitshit Crazier Than Arkansas Fans."

bamapig

November 20, 2015, 11:02:31 am #28
I thought he was going to have a heart attack in the middle of that weak rant... Maybe it'll happen after all that bacon is consumed and state gets their a$$ handed to them a second straight week! WPS!!

Hawgey-Davidson

November 20, 2015, 11:17:51 am #29
Quote from: RebelW on November 19, 2015, 07:47:47 pm
I lost count at 8 chins
More chins than a chinese phone book?

cbhawg03

November 20, 2015, 11:20:38 am #30
Its like Robert Shields made a video instead of writing a column

reddogjcss

November 20, 2015, 08:20:27 pm #31
Lol that boy had ate a lot of bacon in his life time,

SPAL

November 20, 2015, 08:26:19 pm #32
I thought Paul bearer died

TDHawgs

November 20, 2015, 08:44:06 pm #33
 ::)

What did I just see?  I want that 2:37 of my life back!!

SquidBilly

November 20, 2015, 08:57:17 pm #34
He looks Hitler and Miss Piggys love child.

pigture perfect

November 20, 2015, 09:34:31 pm #35
He looks more like a Volkswagen than a Stingray.
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TrueBlue

November 21, 2015, 08:23:48 am #36
Yea, I had a bulldog too. He would definitely eat bacon...but he would also eat his own turds. Not the brightest dog I ever had...

Doug

November 21, 2015, 08:42:32 am #37
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Choctaw Hog

November 21, 2015, 08:45:41 am #38
The sad reality is that you could meet Steve somewhere and given just one guess you could probably correctly guess he was from the state of Mississippi.  Alabama would be another good guess.   

Snoop Hoggy Hogg

November 21, 2015, 11:37:12 am #39
I had a hard time seeing his mouth. Also, he is one more slice of bacon away from a major cardiovascular event!! Seriously

spiritof92

November 21, 2015, 01:24:14 pm #40
"Taking advantage of his fame"?

I've never heard of him before clicking on this thread nor have I seen him mentioned anywhere else.

LZH

November 21, 2015, 01:35:47 pm #41
Well, the guy isn't THAT stupid. I mean he obviously conned someone into buying him an 8XL Mississippi State polo shirt, plus got them to allow him to use their kitchen and cook all their bacon.....'cause you know damn well he lives in a camper.

Albert Einswine

November 21, 2015, 01:43:00 pm #42
Bears a strong to resemblance to Peter Griffin to me.
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SooiecidetillNuttgone

November 21, 2015, 02:10:23 pm #43
Quote from: hogcard1964 on November 19, 2015, 06:37:40 pm
He looks like a thumb.

Close.  I was thinking more like a babushka doll or matryoshka doll  whichever is correct.
His response to me:
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So everyone one of the nationalized incidents were justified? There is no race problems with policing? If that is what you believe.....well bless your heart, it must be hard going through life with the obstacles you must have to overcome. Do they send a bus to come pick you up?

Qadi999

November 21, 2015, 02:59:56 pm #44
Quote from: Albert Einswine on November 21, 2015, 01:43:00 pm
Bears a strong to resemblance to Peter Griffin to me.
stingray steve is what you get if Oliver Hardy and Hitler had a baby.

OS2 (SW) Razor Back

November 21, 2015, 03:20:30 pm #45
I just call him FLAPA.

Fat
Like
A
Pigs
Ass
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DThog90

November 21, 2015, 03:28:52 pm #46
Is it wrong that I say stingray Steve with a lisp?

LZH

November 21, 2015, 03:48:48 pm #47
Quote from: DThog90 on November 21, 2015, 03:28:52 pm
Is it wrong that I say stingray Steve with a lisp?


Can you spell it?

Großer Kriegschwein

November 21, 2015, 04:17:31 pm #48
Quote from: LZH on November 21, 2015, 01:35:47 pm
Well, the guy isn't THAT stupid. I mean he obviously conned someone into buying him an 8XL Mississippi State polo shirt, plus got them to allow him to use their kitchen and cook all their bacon.....'cause you know damn well he lives in a camper.

A pop up camper at a rest stop outside of Tupelo.
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Pancetta

November 21, 2015, 04:26:05 pm #49
Is that a woman with a mustache or a man in great need of one of those "low T" clinics?
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