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Started by BannerMountainMan, October 21, 2017, 09:44:45 pm

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BannerMountainMan

A press conference has been called for at 11 pm tonight!!
"Michael Qualls with the dunk at the buzzer, it goes and Arkansas wins, it goes and Arkansas wins"

HardCore

Quote from: BannerMountainMan on October 21, 2017, 09:44:45 pm
A press conference has been called for at 11 pm tonight!!

Jeff's support for CBB, have a young team, we have a long-term plan....blah, blah, blah, blah
Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you'll suck forever....Brian Wilson (Beach Boys)

 

greenEGnHAWGS

Doesn't matter what he says. HV will explode.
Did they get you to trade a walk on part in the war, for a lead role in a cage...?

BroyledNutts

Quote from: BannerMountainMan on October 21, 2017, 09:44:45 pm
A press conference has been called for at 11 pm tonight!!

Source please ...

hoss cartrack

hope you aren't talking about the post game presser
hey baby....you look like a real bad idea.   come on over herel

Iwastherein1969

The long Grey line will never fail our country.

hog of steele

Quote from: HardCore on October 21, 2017, 09:47:25 pm
Jeff's support for CBB, have a young team, we have a long-term plan....blah, blah, blah, blah

Best possible news. AD vote of confidence is the kiss of death. Granted, this thread is fake news.

BroyledNutts

Quote from: hoss cartrack on October 21, 2017, 09:48:36 pm
hope you aren't talking about the post game presser

Ahhhh .... Got me! Bet that's what it is.

Or it's an Amber alert for our football program.

code red

"If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today."  Dr. Lou

Iwastherein1969

Amber has been 6ft under since BP was told to leave in 2012
The long Grey line will never fail our country.

longbore

Long is gonna announce the launching of a new MAGA campaign.
Make  Arkansas  Gooder Again...lol

Iwastherein1969

Quote from: longbore on October 21, 2017, 09:52:48 pm
Long is gonna announce the launching of a new MAGA campaign.
Make  Arkansas  Gooder Again...lol
man, really not in the mood for fun stuff...our football program died tonight
The long Grey line will never fail our country.

HogPharmer

Quote from: Iwastherein1969 on October 21, 2017, 10:33:43 pm
man, really not in the mood for fun stuff...our football program died tonight

I think it died long before tonight.
Quote from: WorfHog on April 05, 2019, 11:26:00 pmRemember when Auburn dog piled AND THEY LOST!
Quote from: Pig in the Pokey on June 07, 2022, 01:57:05 pmRuscin needs a big one- Michael Carter has been our best player- or second best at worst- lately.
Quote from: PorkSoda on August 21, 2019, 02:19:03 pmwe can't be terrible forever.
Quote from: The OTR on December 01, 2018, 09:43:29 amGonna start reward season with an important one.
Hogpharmer.  There will be no vote.  He rid us of hoginmemphis, otherwise known as gomerbullinmemphis, and no one else can match that accomplishment in our lifetime.

 

Roaringboar

Quote from: HogPharmer on October 21, 2017, 10:35:50 pm
I think it died long before tonight.

Yup, but some fans were clinging to hopes Bielema would raise this program up like some Frankenstein's monster.......rather tonight just put the final nail in the coffin I think.....
Let's all get aboard the LANE TRAIN BABY!!!! CHOOO-CHOOO!!!

longbore

Brett's just going to have to recruit his way out of it.

moses_007

I hope Long has already fired this slob of a coach.

Fan1958

Quote from: longbore on October 21, 2017, 10:39:24 pm
Brett's just going to have to recruit his way out of it.

Oh, kinda like being $1M in debt with no assets but you gotta "spend" your way out of it.
Conservatives have always proudly proclaimed themselves to be conservative.  Liberals are now "Progressives"?  Must be terrible to have to hide what you really are.

I like smites.  That's how I know I'm really pissing off the "Progressives".

wachhog

Quote from: Iwastherein1969 on October 21, 2017, 10:33:43 pm
man, really not in the mood for fun stuff...our football program died tonight
If you can't laugh, there's nothing left to do but cry.

DeltaBoy

I tired of this mess!
If the South should lose, it means that the history of the heroic struggle will be written by the enemy, that our youth will be trained by Northern school teachers, will be impressed by all of the influences of history and education to regard our gallant dead as traitors and our maimed veterans as fit subjects for derision.
-- Major General Patrick Cleburne
The Confederacy had no better soldiers
than the Arkansans--fearless, brave, and oftentimes courageous beyond
prudence. Dickart History of Kershaws Brigade.

moses_007

Bert is gone, and tonight!

AirWarren

Quote from: wachhog on October 21, 2017, 10:41:40 pm
If you can't laugh, there's nothing left to do but cry.

Every auburn score I laughed.


Like the lady that papercuts her tongue on the direct tv commercial or the guy slamming his head on the cross beam.

Locutus_of_Boar

Quote from: BannerMountainMan on October 21, 2017, 09:44:45 pm
A press conference has been called for at 11 pm tonight!!

It's just an announcement that SEC Network had managed to offload the remaining 2017 Arkansas games to HGTV.

Mr Jade

Do we have anything more to go on than a wild rumor?
Quote from: Pig in the Pokey on November 27, 2017, 08:12:12 pmNORVELL, Baby.

*Please refrain from claimin "Pokey guaranteed Norvell!!!"*

Quote from: GuvHog on October 06, 2019, 07:52:47 pm
The game against SJS was an abnormality. Even though the players were cautioned not to, they got caught looking past SJS to A&M. They learned a valuable lesson and I don't see them repeating that mistake.

ADavisTheGOAT

Quote from: Mr Jade on October 21, 2017, 10:47:33 pm
Do we have anything more to go on than a wild rumor?
Just some clickbait by the OP. But Bert will be fired November 26th.
Razorbacks | Redskins | Pelicans | LA Tech

 

cj_sez

Quote from: Iwastherein1969 on October 21, 2017, 10:33:43 pm
man, really not in the mood for fun stuff...our football program died tonight

It became terminally ill last season and died last week. What a pity that Malzahn presided over the funeral.

HogPharmer

Quote from: cj_sez on October 21, 2017, 10:48:34 pm
It became terminally ill last season and died last week. What a pity that Malzahn presided over the funeral.

And spit on our grave
Quote from: WorfHog on April 05, 2019, 11:26:00 pmRemember when Auburn dog piled AND THEY LOST!
Quote from: Pig in the Pokey on June 07, 2022, 01:57:05 pmRuscin needs a big one- Michael Carter has been our best player- or second best at worst- lately.
Quote from: PorkSoda on August 21, 2019, 02:19:03 pmwe can't be terrible forever.
Quote from: The OTR on December 01, 2018, 09:43:29 amGonna start reward season with an important one.
Hogpharmer.  There will be no vote.  He rid us of hoginmemphis, otherwise known as gomerbullinmemphis, and no one else can match that accomplishment in our lifetime.

Karma

You know better than that.

Hogs-n-Roses

Quote from: tncbg on October 21, 2017, 10:47:42 pm
Presser will announce our change to the Arkansas Possums because they lay down at home and get killed on the road.
So that was a possum on the helmets tonite. I couldn't tell.

pigture perfect

Quote from: cj_sez on October 21, 2017, 10:48:34 pm
It became terminally ill last season and died last week. What a pity that Malzahn presided over the funeral.
this explains the black funeral uni's we wore tonight.
The 2 biggest fools in the world: He who has an answer for everything and he who argues with him.  - original.<br /> <br />The first thing I'm going to ask a lawyer (when I might need one) is, "You don't post on Hogville do you?"

hogsmash12

If this press conference doesn't happen you should be banned. If it does kudos to you for bringing everyone to attention.

theFlyingHog

I agree with the two posters above me. This should be an easy weeding out

East Clintwood

Quote from: hog of steele on October 21, 2017, 09:50:09 pm

.  .  .   Granted, this thread is fake news.


How appropriate, this game was fake football.
Any dog can be a seeing eye dog if you don't care where you're going.

          Like  blows - Bring back Karma

PossumFan

Quote from: tncbg on October 21, 2017, 10:47:42 pm
Presser will announce our change to the Arkansas Possums because they lay down at home and get killed on the road.

Maybe I should change my user name.

hogsmash12

Whats happening at the presser its 1100

Mr Jade

Do we need to report this?
Quote from: Pig in the Pokey on November 27, 2017, 08:12:12 pmNORVELL, Baby.

*Please refrain from claimin "Pokey guaranteed Norvell!!!"*

Quote from: GuvHog on October 06, 2019, 07:52:47 pm
The game against SJS was an abnormality. Even though the players were cautioned not to, they got caught looking past SJS to A&M. They learned a valuable lesson and I don't see them repeating that mistake.

hogsmash12

When ken Hatfield and eddie sutton resigned it was live break ins by the local stations...my what a sorry political age we live in....we need a state of the union address right f""""in now

moses_007


Mr Jade

I reported the OP. Let's get him out.
Quote from: Pig in the Pokey on November 27, 2017, 08:12:12 pmNORVELL, Baby.

*Please refrain from claimin "Pokey guaranteed Norvell!!!"*

Quote from: GuvHog on October 06, 2019, 07:52:47 pm
The game against SJS was an abnormality. Even though the players were cautioned not to, they got caught looking past SJS to A&M. They learned a valuable lesson and I don't see them repeating that mistake.

Kevin

Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil and he will flee from you.<br />James 4:7
Reject Every Kind Of Evil 1 Thessalonians 5:22

hogsmash12

Chirp chirp....go back to the mountains BannerMountainMan

Rayzback

Quote from: Iwastherein1969 on October 21, 2017, 10:33:43 pm
man, really not in the mood for fun stuff...our football program died tonight

They were singin... bye, bye while makin frito pie.
Mellow is the man who knows what he's been missin

pigture perfect

The OP needs to be staked out behind the Alma Sonic for a civilian version of a blanket party.
The 2 biggest fools in the world: He who has an answer for everything and he who argues with him.  - original.<br /> <br />The first thing I'm going to ask a lawyer (when I might need one) is, "You don't post on Hogville do you?"

Boss Hog in the Arkansas

Quote from: Iwastherein1969 on October 21, 2017, 10:33:43 pm
man, really not in the mood for fun stuff...our football program died tonight
It died long ago. It wash rushed to the ER after a motorcycle accident, wounds got infected thanks to some weird nurse named johnelle, knocked off the hospital bed by ULM, and put on life support by Bret Bielema. Jeff long, for the love of God, PULL THE PLUG!!!
That's right, you don't want to be the man to replace the man.  You want to be the man to replace Rory Segrest.

Pork Twain

Pressers are always at 4 and PRJ is the only one that can call them.
"It is better to be an optimist and proven wrong, than a pessimist and proven right." ~Pork Twain

https://www.facebook.com/groups/sweetmemes/

Jimbob111

"DO NOT POST IN THE GAME THREAD ANYMORE TODAY OR YOU WILL RECIEVE A 30 BAN!"--

Multiple play-by-play posters followed by "Good job, D" and "Way to go, Offense" is so interesting to read over and over as the team gets blown out and the coaches flounder. I can't figure out why game threads don't have 60 to 80 pages now.

Am I the only one that misses the old, interesting game threads?

BroyledNutts

Quote from: AP85 on October 21, 2017, 10:44:09 pm
Every auburn score I laughed.


Like the lady that papercuts her tongue on the direct tv commercial or the guy slamming his head on the cross beam.


I just genuinely laughed for the first time today.
That commercial should be rebranded into an Arkansas Football recruiting and advertising campaign ...

Vantage 8 dude

Quote from: hogsmash12 on October 21, 2017, 11:03:03 pm
Whats happening at the presser its 1100
Shocking new developments that just had to be shared immediately with the fan base and press. Things like "We're so close", "We really had a great week of practice", "Our kids have a great attitude", etc. etc. You know-things that absolutely couldn't wait to be revealed. On second thought maybe the presser should have been held around 3:00 am.