What are some funny stories of you or other hog fans trash talking fans of other teams

[Sweet Feet]

What are some funny stories of you or others trash talking other fanbases? Were feelings hurt? Did it get personal/violent? Etc

[hogcard1964]

I stopped trash talking in 2012 and will never do it again.

[phadedhawg]

I stopped trash talking in 2012 and will never do it again.

Yep, it only leads to heartbreak and humility...

I did have a great conversation with the Texas Tech students section in Lubbock.  We each argued for a half that our own program was in worse shape that theirs...

When Arkansas blew the game open in the 3rd Quarter I was forced to admit they sucked worse.  Great people...never had so much fun at a game. 

[tomarkansawyer]

Yep, it only leads to heartbreak and humility...

I did have a great conversation with the Texas Tech students section in Lubbock.  We each argued for a half that our own program was in worse shape that theirs...

When Arkansas blew the game open in the 3rd Quarter I was forced to admit they sucked worse.  Great people...never had so much fun at a game. 

That's funny. Arkansas is the ultimate underdog, oh so close teams in sports. Cubs and Red Sox fans had nothing on us. Even they have both broken through. I hope Arkansas does at least once before I die.

[hogcard1964]

That's funny. Arkansas is the ultimate underdog, oh so close teams in sports. Cubs and Red Sox fans had nothing on us. Even they have both broken through. I hope Arkansas does at least once before I die.

Cub fans are the worst.   

They sucked for 107 years and hung their hats on the fact that they played in an old stadium that they deemed or marketed as a "classic" with a "great history".  Except their "history" sucks.  Their fan base is primarily made up of doosh nozzles.

We (the Razorbacks) haven't sucked for the better part of a century.

[Boss Hog in the Arkansas]

After the loss to ole miss in WMS (2013 I believe) there was a drunk hog fan on the golf course with a loud speaker. I cant repeat here some of the things he said about oxfart and ole miss, but by the time I reached my car I was sore from laughter.

[HillBillyHogfan]

When I was 16 years old at a War memorial game a drunk old fart from Sheridan taught me why a mustache was an important tool for a man to have when it came to pleasing the ladies. Granted, that's not trash talk. Can't go into details here, but suffice it to say it was an impressionable conversation on my youth.

[hobhog]

Cub fans are the worst.   

They sucked for 107 years and hung their hats on the fact that they played in an old stadium that they deemed or marketed as a "classic" with a "great history".  Except their "history" sucks.  Their fan base is primarily made up of doosh nozzles.

We (the Razorbacks) haven't sucked for the better part of a century.

Some of the most dedicated fans in baseball and a truly great ball park. Typical arrogant Cards fan. Go kick on Cleveland or the Detroit Lions now.....🐻🐻🐻😜

[hobhog]

Not any funny stories, but loved the literal fisticuffs between Ole Miss fans after the Hunter Heave. No trash talking was necessary. They beat themselves up.

And had to shout down one of our own after beating A$M in Dallas years ago. This dude was as obnoxious as they come and crossed the line with some elderly aggi fans.

[kp72204]

At the bar with an Ohio State fan. Needless to say I was telling him how much OSU sucks and the SEC will crush him. When, I believe Adams dropped that first sure TD pass at the beginning of the game I started getting a bad feeling. However, when we blocked the kick at the end I couldn't stop screaming how much OSU sucks and even as bad as I "thought" we played we were still gonna win.....................I never heard the end of it. I still get hot at that.

[LZH]

Baylor game, WMS, 1981 (?)......Hogs won a great game 41-39. Baylor brought their band and was surrounded by Bear fans  right across the aisle from us in Sec 7. 39 points was a lot in those days. So you can imagine their band never shut up. It eventually got pretty nasty between Hog fans in Section 8 and Bear fans/band in Section 7. There was even a couple of cases of pushing and shoving in which two guys were removed.

As a loudmouthed 14 year old, I thought it was fantastic.

First Razorback game ever televised by ESPN, BTW.

Note to OP......you do come up with interesting topics. Another nice one.

[SoCal Hog]

What are some funny stories of you or others trash talking other fanbases? Were feelings hurt? Did it get personal/violent? Etc

When I was a kid my Dad and I took a father/son trip to Jackson, Miss. to watch the Razorbacks play Ole Miss. The tickets we had been given were near some Ole Miss fans who were not very happy to have Razorback fans nearby. As the game went on they got a little more inebriated and one Ole Miss fan said loud enough so that all of us could hear him, "I wish all you Arkansas fans would just go to hell." My Dad turned to him and said, "We did. We came here."

[Hey Super]

What are some funny stories of you or others trash talking other fanbases? Were feelings hurt? Did it get personal/violent? Etc

Home game, Auburn 2007-08 season. A girl with tiger ears sat in the student section with her auburn buddies screaming and singing their songs like that was somehow going to be okay. Anyways, we made her cry.

[RazorWhacker]

Not any funny stories, but loved the literal fisticuffs between Ole Miss fans after the Hunter Heave. No trash talking was necessary. They beat themselves up.

And had to shout down one of our own after beating A$M in Dallas years ago. This dude was as obnoxious as they come and crossed the line with some elderly aggi fans.

She wasn't THAT elderly. 80 is the new 70 and all. And she deserved it. I mean, you've got to be stupid to be an Aggie fan to begin with, but to be an Aggie fan for that long? She had it coming.

[ATU HOG]

Time: Somewhere between 1:30 AM and 3:30 AM

Place: Dickson Street (Flying Burrito)

Topic:  Guy told me Houston Nutt was a better coach than Bobby Petrino

Pretty much argued back and forth for a good hour while all my friends were telling me to just sit down and be quiet.

[Justifiable Hogicide]

When Southern Cal was running off the WMS field after getting beat by the Hogs - a booming voice right above them bellowed "Go home Beeeeaaach Boooys!"

[Hogs7672]

I have a good friend that is a shorthorn fan. After the 2014 Texas Bowl, I called him and asked if he had heard the hook-um sign didn't mean hook-um anymore, it now means the total rushing yards they got against the Hogs.

[PorkRinds]

My entire family on my mom's side live in Dallas and are huge shorthorn fans. They came to Arkansas for a visit and I had the chance to take care of my cousin's four kids while she and her husband went on a date.  We ran straight to academy and got them all decked out in hog gear and took family photos.  Posted them all over Facebook and tagged every member of my Texas side of the family.  When they showed up to get them, their kids were calling the hogs. It was glorious. Now her two older kids are hog fans and she hates me for it.

[Razorbackers]

Drunk of the square in Oxford at a wedding reception, across the street a bunch of frat pledges did their Hotty Toddy gosh almighty stuff. (Side note: Why does the Hog Call get crap for being weird whenever there are so many gibberish chants out there? Flim Flam? Rammer Jammer?)

Anyway, they finished the chant with the whole "Rim Ram Flim Flam Ole Miss by Dam!"

And I immediately and loudly echoed back "WHOLE HOG ALL HAM ARKANSAS BY DAM".

My GF was embarrassed but they all thought it was funny.

[goodguytex]

I was at the Aggie game in 2013 with a great friend of mine. We both had a lot of fun sitting among the Aggie fans and making fun of their all male yell leaders and their weird dance they do. Great game too, until Johnny Manziel killed us in the 4th quarter.

[supersaint]

Playing at Miss State.  Tiny stadium and fans were pretty close to us. Coach told us not to taunt the fans back.  After we converted a big third and long, one of our guys turned and started waving at the fans.  A wall of ice, cups, and liquor bottles descended on us.    One of the student trainers caught a Jim Beem bottle to the small of the back. Will post more later.

[GolfnHog]

Now that I'm retired it appears I had a bit of a passive aggressive mind set on 1/2/1990. You see this Arkansas Razorback that happened to be a Texas State Trooper had a double sided clipboard that had  a string of running Razorbacks on the bottom of each side.  One side was for tickets, the other side for warnings. (yep, this was before computers in cars).

  After the 1990 Cotton Bowl every car that had a TN flag or license plate and was  stopped for committing a traffic violation on IH 30  was issued a ticket as there were no warnings for Volunteers that day! The beauty was that they had to sign the ticket looking at the running Hogs and I'll say I had a very productive day of traffic enforcement that day. 

[Biggus Piggus]

Now that I'm retired it appears I had a bit of a passive aggressive mind set on 1/2/1990. You see this Arkansas Razorback that happened to be a Texas State Trooper had a double sided clipboard that had  a string of running Razorbacks on the bottom of each side.  One side was for tickets, the other side for warnings. (yep, this was before computers in cars).

  After the 1990 Cotton Bowl every car that had a TN flag or license plate and was  stopped for committing a traffic violation on IH 30  was issued a ticket as there were no warnings for Volunteers that day! The beauty was that they had to sign the ticket looking at the running Hogs and I'll say I had a very productive day of traffic enforcement that day. 

That was unethical. But wholly justified.

[LRRandy]

1999 Tennessee v Arkansas in Fayetteville. The Stoerner to Lucas, goalposts carried to Dixon street game. As the fourth quarter was ending my wife and I made our way yo the exit so we could scoot out of there right as the game ended so I could get to deer camp. We had to walk around the end of the south endzone to get to where we parked. We passed many Vol fans exiting the stadium. I started singing Rocky top off key at the top of my voice as we passed all those dejected volunteers that were now not going to repeat as national champs. I thought it was funny. My wife just started walking faster.

[BaconAteHer]

Oh man.. lots of funny memories... where to begin

I think it was around 2006 or so - USC was in town and I swear every blonde girl within 100 miles of Fayetteville went out and bought a Trojan shirt and pretended to be from California that day. Anyway, I was at the bar before the game ordering some drinks and a couple "USC blondes" came up next to me and did the whole fake-flirt, "Hey, wanna buy us a drink" thing. I smiled and said, "Absolutely," and turned around and ordered them two waters (to much laughter at the bar).

One of the funniest things I ever saw but didn't involve me was in Fayetteville a few years back against LSU (Smiley was coaching us). I was walking past a group of tailgaters on my way to the stadium and one guy had a corndog tied to a piece of string and would toss it out in front of LSU fans as they walked by and would slowly pull it in like he was trying to catch them. I seriously about peed my pants laughing!

A few years back when we actually had bragging rights vs. aTm I was in Dallas with my dad for the game. Before the game they were showing highlights of both teams on the big screen in Jerry World. My dad with a few cowboy margaritas in him kept asking aTm fans why all their highlights were in black and white.

A funny basketball memory was in Dallas too when we were there for the NCAAT. I don't know if you all remember him but there used to be a hog super-fan that wore a hog cape and mask and would run up and down the stadium at games. He was there in Dallas and his seats were just below ours. After we lost to Bucknell in the opening round, he passed out in his chair and the rest of the day people would go sit down next to him and have someone take their picture.

Fun times..

[GolfnHog]

That was unethical. But wholly justified.

How so? They committed the offense, it was my mission to get voluntary compliance of the laws. The discretion of warning or citation was mine. Had they not wanted my autograph they could have easily obeyed the laws. No where in the story did I say I didn't write some AR folks as well.

[Oklahawg]

Oh, where to begin. I think I'm sworn to secrecy on most of my better stories.

The Tennessee-Arkansas redemption game in Fayetteville found me sitting by myself, apart from my usual crew (family). I was about three seats away from a mid-50s couple from Tennessee. He complained about every little thing - hog call was silly, stadium announcer, etc. They got up to go (never returned) about halfway through the 3rd quarter (for no apparent reason, but he was still complaining, this time about the quality of the soft drink in his hand) and he stepped on my toe going by. He didn't say a word but she said, "I'm so sorry about my husband" and I replied, "what did you do to him, use the last tampon in the cabinet?"

The two coeds in front offered me a shot from their flask (girlfriends of players) and I got quite a few high-fives for that one.

[RebelliousHog]

Heard a guy at the Florida game this year. The Fla fans got up and started leaving when the Hogs scored just into the 4th quarter.

He stands up and yells, "Hey!!! Where y'all going? The game ain't over!!"

[DLUXHOG]

Now that I'm retired it appears I had a bit of a passive aggressive mind set on 1/2/1990. You see this Arkansas Razorback that happened to be a Texas State Trooper had a double sided clipboard that had  a string of running Razorbacks on the bottom of each side.  One side was for tickets, the other side for warnings. (yep, this was before computers in cars).

  After the 1990 Cotton Bowl every car that had a TN flag or license plate and was  stopped for committing a traffic violation on IH 30  was issued a ticket as there were no warnings for Volunteers that day! The beauty was that they had to sign the ticket looking at the running Hogs and I'll say I had a very productive day of traffic enforcement that day. 

I'm thinking you'll get an extra reward in heaven...........

[HUNGRYHAWG]

Great Post! Miracle on Markham was fun.   I wasn't involved but some guy thought it would be OK to wear a LSU hat in the student section, I'll give the dummy some props, he never would take his hat off.  After what seemed to be several strikes to his head and being dragged down by the police, I laughed a little, still do. . The hike to our spot was comical, after what seemed to be all of there fans yelling, y'all better win and not make us look stupid,  I see a Yellow Hummer getting rocked, not sure of the outcome.  Worst was a Houston fan, I'm not sure of what beatdown it was but I was saying great heart and character.  So, a Florida native wearing crocks, blue jean shorts, with a mullet decided to confront me, it wasn't the Florida game and he was a NUTT fan.  He has probably seen better days since, I'll say this, he wasn't charged for removal.

[oldgoat]

Had season tickets by the opposing team fans for years, and just before halftime of the LSU game my son needed to use the bathroom.  Things weren't going well for our Hogs and I took him down to the bathroom.  An LSU jackwagon wearing beads and a purple/gold Cat in the Hat hat was talking trash.  All of a sudden we could tell by crowd noise our Hogs had gotten the ball back.
  Hurried my boy up in time to see Ryan Mallett heave his pass to Coby Hamilton, who made the 2 LSU dbacks re-enact a 3 Stooges collision, then made 2 more do virtually the same thing with the help of his escort into the end zone right in front of us.  We were all high fiving each other and I look down to see virtually every LSU fan seated hunched over like they were at their school desks in a nuclear attack drill from the fifties.
   Though I don't trash talk, I did my trademark "BOOM" yell at them a few times and looked around trying to find the jackwagon but he was nowhere to be found.

[hobhog]

Time: Somewhere between 1:30 AM and 3:30 AM

Place: Dickson Street (Flying Burrito)

Topic:  Guy told me Houston Nutt was a better coach than Bobby Petrino

Pretty much argued back and forth for a good hour while all my friends were telling me to just sit down and be quiet.

Glad I wasn't there....

[Hogwop]

I'm pretty sure I've posted about this before, and I'm not sure it qualifies as trash talk but anyway here goes.

After the Razorbacks destroyed Texas in the 2000 Cotton Bowl by the score of 27-6 we drove back to NWA with a sign on my parents van that said "Razorbacks 27 - Longhorns Suck". I've never been flipped off so many times in one day in my life. Once we crossed back into Arkansas though it was nothing but other hog fans honking their horns, waving at us, and doing the downward hook 'em horns.

[Stephen Greene]

I was at the Aggie game in 2013 with a great friend of mine. We both had a lot of fun sitting among the Aggie fans and making fun of their all male yell leaders and their weird dance they do. Great game too, until Johnny Manziel killed us in the 4th quarter.

[hogfan14]

Great Post! Miracle on Markham was fun.   I wasn't involved but some guy thought it would be OK to wear a LSU hat in the student section

There was a guy in the basketball student section this past year with Ole Miss gear on when we played them. Don't get why people do that lol

[tophawg19]

during the bowl game with East Carolina , a few of their fans got put in with ours . One in particular talked a lot of trash and gave as good as he got . it got pretty good through most of the game but in the end he admitted the hogs were a bit better. Everyone around them shook hands and wished him a safe trip home . Class act that helped kick that ice bowl fun . Otherwise that was the coldest game ever .

[flynhog]

We met a couple from Baton Rouge walking around the tail gates when the Hogs played LSU in Little Rock.  They had gotten tickets at the last minute and decided to drive up for the weekend.  Of course they were all adorned in that ugly assed gold and purple.  They both say this isn't like tailgating back home. 
"People aren't drunk and rude.  Every one has made us feel very welcome".  I'm proud of that.

I'm also proud of how Casey Dick ended that game.

[thebignasty]

Cub fans are the worst.   

They sucked for 107 years and hung their hats on the fact that they played in an old stadium that they deemed or marketed as a "classic" with a "great history".  Except their "history" sucks.  Their fan base is primarily made up of doosh nozzles.

We (the Razorbacks) haven't sucked for the better part of a century.

There is nothing worse than a cub fan.

[Iwastherein1969]

 while walking into Jerry World an Aggie said "we're going to beat Arkansas "  and I said, "Oh yeah."

[SamBuckhart]

She wasn't THAT elderly. 80 is the new 70 and all. And she deserved it. I mean, you've got to be stupid to be an Aggie fan to begin with, but to be an Aggie fan for that long? She had it coming.

Aggie fans are almost as obnoxious as Lsu. We lost to them in Fayetteville the last year of SWC I believe. Back and forth on the bus to our parking lot with older Aggie fans ended with, "Yeah, but Arkansas owns the overall series!" Stupid goat lovers.

[NoogaHog]

November 2007, I was given tickets to see the Hogs play UT in Knoxville. The Hogs had DMac and Felix. The Vols had one of the worst running defenses in the Nation. The Great Pumpkin was a dead man walking. Vol fans had grown tired of his "old-fashioned" game and middling results. (They were ranked 22, just not good enough for Vol fans).

Most expected a "heavy dose" of Arkansas running back and the Vols to have no answer. Arkansas came out flat and uninspired and lost 31-13. I have always wondered if before the game was when the players learned that Nutt was leaving.

Anyhoo, my bride and I were waiting in our car to get out of a parking garage after the game. This 20 something (likely drunk) Vol chick got off the elevator and tried to get a yell going. "Go Vols!" or some such nonsense. She looked at me because I wasn't yelling. I showed her my cap with the red baseball A on it. 

She then gave me the sneer/double bird/pelvic thrust combo. It was...

...kinda hot.

[The_Iceman]

November 2007, I was given tickets to see the Hogs play UT in Knoxville. The Hogs had DMac and Felix. The Vols had one of the worst running defenses in the Nation. The Great Pumpkin was a dead man walking. Vol fans had grown tired of his "old-fashioned" game and middling results. (They were ranked 22, just not good enough for Vol fans).

Most expected a "heavy dose" of Arkansas running back and the Vols to have no answer. Arkansas came out flat and uninspired and lost 31-13. I have always wondered if before the game was when the players learned that Nutt was leaving.

Anyhoo, my bride and I were waiting in our car to get out of a parking garage after the game. This 20 something (likely drunk) Vol chick got off the elevator and tried to get a yell going. "Go Vols!" or some such nonsense. She looked at me because I wasn't yelling. I showed her my cap with the red baseball A on it. 

She then gave me the sneer/double bird/pelvic thrust combo. It was...

...kinda hot.

Same game. I was in a Tennessee/Hog section. Kinda mixed up together. It was 3rd down and I stood up and started yelling "we are going to run a draw play! Here comes a draw play!"

The Tennessee fans looked at me like i was stupid. Why would we run a draw play in that situation? Well, after the typical draw play on 3rd down (I think to Hillis), they were amazed at how I knew exactly what play Nutt would call.

[lstewart]

Friday night we were at the Hogs - Vandy baseball game. Our seats were between home plate and the Vandy dugout. After a while what seemed to be about the entire women's Razorback softball team settled in behind us. They were having fun, being very loud, and pretty silly. It became clear a few of them were very witty with their yelled comments. I can't remember everything, and a few things were a little too over the top to list. They would take the Vandy players name coming up to bat, and scream some type of insult with a variation of the name. One I remember was for a player named Reed Hays. One girl screamed "you trying to get a hit, is like trying to find a Reedle in a Haystack. It was so dumb, that I was just cracking up. This went on for a couple of hours.... silly, but you could tell the girls were having fun.

[Hogsenburg]

When I was 16 years old at a War memorial game a drunk old fart from Sheridan taught me why a mustache was an important tool for a man to have when it came to pleasing the ladies. Granted, that's not trash talk. Can't go into details here, but suffice it to say it was an impressionable conversation on my youth.

I've got to ask....do you have a mustache now?

[factchecker]

Interactions with the tigers are always interesting:

We seem to trash talk/fight with ourselves more than anyone else:

[HillBillyHogfan]

I've got to ask....do you have a mustache now?

You're Darn right i do!

[Hogsenburg]

You're Darn right i do!

Of course you do!

[supersaint]

Coach Washburn had to be restrained from beating up coach Felker in the middle of practice once. I can't type what he was saying here.

[Inhogswetrust]

Coach Washburn had to be restrained from beating up coach Felker in the middle of practice once. I can't type what he was saying here.

IIRC Felker didn't even have a playbook or at least a very big one. At least that's what some people at MSU say.

[Piggfoot]

Trash talking and rude behavior mostly by Razorback "fans" is why I no longer attend games. When I first attended Razorback games, people dressed in sports coats and ties. Men and women behaved like gentlemen and ladies. It's  a shame fans have digressed to trash. Trash talking started in the early 60's. Guess who started it.