John Holmes

[luke hawg]

Shooting from long distance and putting scoop shots on multiple defenders during fluff time.

[HOGINTENNESSEE]

Undefeated on the year when he plays

[CallMeAl]

Undefeated on the year when he plays

John Holmes will never blow a 20-30 point lead.

[jchill]

Dude can play!

[husker71]

he was in  murder from 3 or as some refer to it Wonderland.

[TexArkHogFan]

According to the radio, MA told the team to hold the ball and not shoot.  Hogs made two baskets after that.  The radio guy said it didn't make the coach happy but over 16,000 fans loved it.

[HOGINTENNESSEE]

According to the radio, MA told the team to hold the ball and not shoot.  Hogs made two baskets after that.  The radio guy said it didn't make the coach happy but over 16,000 fans loved it.

Nice to have a season where this is the controversy

[fullfan]

John Holmes got range.

[FineAsSwine]

Nice to have a season where this is the controversy

[labb]

According to the radio, MA told the team to hold the ball and not shoot.  Hogs made two baskets after that.  The radio guy said it didn't make the coach happy but over 16,000 fans loved it.

The radio guy was guessing. Holmes has the green light anytime he is on the court.

[elksnort]

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Knew this was **DELETED**.

[PonderinHog]

John Holmes got range.

He's good from 10-12 in...


At least that's what she said.

[Biggus Piggus]

He has great length.

[1highhog]

He's good from 10-12 in...


At least that's what she said.

More like 14 on in.

[theFlyingHog]

He really bombs the driver out there. Oh wait wrong John Holmes

[jgphillips3]

The man can penetrate and shoot at will!

[Inhogswetrust]

He has great length.

He can hit it from half court.

[HawgnCorona]

The man, the myth, the legend...

[TheRazorback500]

He's an important team member.

[farfromgroovins]

Most have to get close to put it in the hole. He can put it in the hole then get close.

[Breems]

I always think it's going to bounce around the rim, but it always goes in!

[Junkyard Hog]

He's in range as soon as he walks in the bedroom door.

[old_school_hawg]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[HoopS]

I just hope he protects himself.

[U-A Filthy Pig]

He's made some good backdoor lobs.

[hogman78]

The situation is fluid?

[sowmonella]

He's a baller.

[slappy]

Pulling 3's and pulling taffy

[NoogaHog]

IN. FROM. DEEEEEP!!!

[Tony Perkis]

Really doesn't let his size define him and makes every chance he has memorable.

[pghawg1]

 He shoots and dribbles all over the floor.

[NoogaHog]

TO THE HOLE!!

[daBoar]

His middle name is Wadsworth.

[jchill]

The man can penetrate and shoot at will!

Yes, he's a good penetrator, but he needs to learn how to pull out if he goes in too deep.

[SPAL]

It may be hard, but I can see the erection of a statue soon.

[pigture perfect]

I'm wondering if our next opponents are trying to get video of him?

[Danimal]

Takes it to the rim like a boss!!... 

[rogersvillemohog]

He's truly legendary for being able to bury his balls from way out there. Oral won't know what hit them!

[luke hawg]

His ability to finish at the rack or from outside in a defenders face is special.

[rzrbackramsfan]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Jonathan Homes

Here's 1000 dollars just please don't shoot it all over me and my wi-

Too late, John Homes hits the three and the crowd goes wild.

[pghawg1]

 He plays golf also, he has alot  of hole in ones..

[HoopS]

He's in literature with a few of the coeds. Word is he invited them back to his dorm to help him with his Longfellow.






I'll show myself out.

[Wisco Pig]

If we're getting literary, how about Arthur Conan Doyle?   Because this thread on Holmes is a sure lock.

(I'll see myself out as well.)

[farfromgroovins]

Everyone gets excited when Holmes comes in

[HoopS]

Everyone gets excited when Holmes comes in

come on. You're outta here too.

It was a good run, wasn't it?

[farfromgroovins]

come on. You're outta here too.

It was a good run, wasn't it?

Ok, ok....I'll pull out.

[HoopS]

Ok, ok....I'll pull out.

one for the road.

[dhornjr1]

John Holmes' cock is huge. The rest of his pet chickens are average sized.

[farfromgroovins]

John Holmes' cock is huge. The rest of his pet chickens are average sized.

Dang, I didn't know where you were gonna go with that one.
It will be interesting to see how he measures up against the Gamecocks.

[Boardon Hamsay]

John Holmes is hard to beat off the ball. Guy can also stroke it from deep, penetrate to the hole, really push the tempo, and work the back door cut. It always seems like the towel crew has to wipe up a lot when he's on the court.