Not Jerry Tipton's Friday Basketball Notebook (the lighter side)

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  Nov 24
The number of top 10 teams that other top 10 teams play OOC:

UK: 4
Zona: 0
Wisc: 1
Duke: 1
KU: 2
UNC: 1
UofL: 1
UF: 1
UVA: 0
Texas: 1

After last night, media criticizing UK's OOC schedule. They play 4 top 10 teams before January. Only 1 other top 10 team even plays 2.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  5 hours ago
UNC loses to Butler in Battle 4 Atlantis. Tough break for Heels. Had they won, each player would have been awarded a degree in oceanography.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  20 hours ago
No kidding. Vintage Cal, with his "generosity" and "kindness." smh RT @MarkEnnis: Caption possibilities are endless.

So generous of Calipari to volunteer to help feed Louisville fans today.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  Nov 27
North Carolina - 78, UCLA - 56.

UNC players are gonna be so pumped when somebody tells them 78 is greater than 56.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  17 hours ago

Kentucky may have lost today, but on the bright side, they won 6 games & will be going to a bowl.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  20 hours ago

"Here's the play! A quarterback draw in the final minute on our side of the field down by 4!"

"Neal, that's dumb!"

"Dumb like a fox!"

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  3 hours ago
Rick Pitino calls UK "one of the best teams ever assembled," which means he does not think UK is one of the best teams ever assembled.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  14 hours ago

UNC fans wearing green tonight in support of environmentalism. UNC players doing their part by not using textbooks this year or ever.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  4 hours ago
Saddest fist pump ever. 

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  4 minutes ago
Ohio State QB Cordale Jones should've gone to North Carolina.



He found the right place.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  Dec 8
Never forget.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  32 minutes ago
Incarnate Word beats Nebraska, which means the Southland Conference has won the Big Ten-Southland Conference Challenge.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  20 hours ago

Hey eRUPPtion Zone: don't bother making signs for Saturday's game talking trash to UNC players. Waste of effort.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  4 hours ago

UNC fans who question UK's ability to stay in compliance with APR must not understand what the word "ironic" means. Not surprising, I guess.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  4 minutes ago
Bama blows 11 point lead in last 5 minutes, loses to Wichita. The Tide showed as much poise down the stretch as Rick Pitino at closing time.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  2 hours ago

Rick Pitino denies a rumor that UofL point guard Chris Jones is off the team. Translation: UofL point guard Chris Jones is off the team.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  14 hours ago
Eastern Ky beats Miami by 28 & South Carolina beats Clemson by 23. For the supposed "best conference in the country" the ACC sure does suck.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  12 hours ago
Michael Dyer, booted from multiple programs, ineligible for Belk Bowl.

(If there's a sentence that encapsulates UofL football, that's it.)

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  5 minutes ago
Kentucky shot just 42%, gave up a ton of offensive rebounds, couldn't get a call... and still covered the spread. #LsDown

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  33 minutes ago

In football news, Bobby Petrino has just offered a job to Texas A&M student assistant Mike Richardson.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  21 hours ago
Chris Jones will never play in the Final Four, but if he did, it'd look like this:

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Danny Kanell @dannykanell  ·  Oct 30
Louisville would sweep the SEC East too. Just FYI.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  2 hours ago
The last time Kentucky played a basketball game, gas was over $2 a gallon & the SEC West was considered better than the SEC East in football

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  23 hours ago

The last time the Bengals won a playoff game, Andrew Luck was one year old.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  4 hours ago
Former Georgia DT Jonathan Taylor, dismissed after felony assault charge, to enroll at Bama and HOW THE HELL IS HE NOT GOING TO LOUISVILLE

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  2 hours ago

Sorry dude. No take-backs. See you in Lexington!

Drew Franklin @DrewFranklinKSR  ·  2 hours ago

Carlton Bragg announced he will play at Kentucky. "Kansas, I'm sorry."

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The reaction of Bragg's classmates says it all.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  3 hours ago
Trevor Booker of the Utah Jazz, getting his Ole Miss on.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  4 hours ago
Whatever the record is for combined flops by both teams, the Duke-Louisville game next week will shatter it.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  15 hours ago

6 years ago tonight, the high point of the Gillispie era: Jodie Meeks scored 54 points. The low point of the Gillispie era? Everything else.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  18 hours ago

Hope they arrested the bastard who shot this poor guy.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  12 hours ago

Note to Indiana fans: if you're ever in Turkey, do not rush the court.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  35 minutes ago

Kind of defeats the purpose when you have a sign talking trash, but the people you're talking trash to can't read it.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  9 minutes ago
NJIT has defeated as many ranked teams as Louisville has.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  20 hours ago

Kentucky finishes 3rd in the national cheerleading championships. (The Louisville media finished 1st.)

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  11 minutes ago

Indiana player quoted as saying "just because we're ranked now doesn't mean we can let up." This perfectly encapsulates the Tom Crean era.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  Jan 22

With his 1,000th win approaching, I'm glad that ESPN finally decided to give Coach K some attention. About damn time.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  22 hours ago
Even Rick Pitino is like "hey Tom Brady, stop lying, you lying liar."

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  4 hours ago
Coach K would only have 999 wins if Rick Pitino bothered to guard the inbounds pass.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  6 hours ago
Kentucky football players reportedly in a fight. Finally, UK is starting to conduct itself like a real SEC football program. #WhyNot

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  2 hours ago
"Every time Duke loses, an angel gets its wings." -- It's A Wonderful Life

No surprise Notre Dame won. It's not like Duke's good enough to go on the road and easily beat a halfway decent team.



Indiana about to lose. Again. This loss will make Tom Crean's record in the Big Ten a smooth 45-71. #CreanForLife

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  6 hours ago
Embarrasses Clay Travis & becomes an All Star. Banner day for Boogie.

Seth Davis @SethDavisHoops  ·  22 hours ago
VERY well played RT @DrewFranklinKSR: You've got one more day, @ClayTravisBGID.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  6 hours ago
Bruce Pearl returns to Tennessee. But UT's current coach currently under NCAA investigation for rules violations, so it's like he never left

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  28 minutes ago

It's ironic that Devin Booker was named SEC Freshman of the Week again. Today is Groundhog Day, after all.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  5 hours ago
Trey Lyles to miss tonight's game with undisclosed illness. OMG LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NATIONWIDE

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  12 hours ago

Florida basketball fans would be embarrassed by this if they existed.

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Michael Frazier looking to take Sir'Dominic Pointer's title for "Flop of the Night"

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  118 hours ago

Syracuse self-imposes NCAA Tourney ban. They suck. This is like Vin Diesel removing himself from Oscar consideration for "Fast & Furious 7."

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  10 hours ago

"How can that university associate itself with that man (Petrino)?" -- Keith Olbermann, who clearly knows nothing at all about Louisville.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  45 minutes ago

It has been announced that they will use a 30 second shot clock in the NIT. So at least you got that to look forward to, Indiana fans.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  15 hours ago

"Louisville hasn't scored since they were a member of the Metro Conference." -- Rece Davis, American badass.

Hey Rick, maybe your players would take you more seriously if you didn't look like an adolescent zombie.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  2 hours ago

Never forget. #Tark