Tuck Rules

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Are there any actual rules here at the Tuck Rules? We're glad you asked, because these are three of the most important:

    Never, ever give Alabama a reason to play harder.
    Always, always cover the wide receiver.
    Do not, under any circumstances, visit an Arkansas fan message board after a loss. (Caveat: Unless you want to be wildly entertained.)

Commodores decided to trash-talk the No. 1 team in America and ended up on the bloody end...

Wildcats decided to leave a Florida wide receiver totally unguarded — twice! —

Razorbacks fell short in a 50-43 shootout with Texas A&M, unofficially the Hot Seat Bowl, making it five losses in the last seven games. The "FIRE BRET BIELEMA!" thread on one Arkansas message board was sizzling. Ol' Doc Susscrofa cut right to the chase: "No more Hog Football," he wrote. "End the program now."

That seems extreme.