Realistic Perspective

[Hawgphat]

The sports reporter for the "Dudsville Weekly Mistake" was excitedly interviewing the long-suffering head coach of the "Dudsville Dirt Dobbers" High School football team just prior to the kick-off of a new season..  "Hey, coach; you guys should be loaded for bear this year!  You've got a senior-laden team, - - with THIRTY THREE returning veterans!!!  - - That's a heckuva load of experience!!"

Running his fingers through his disheveled hair, leaning back into his chair and sighing heavily, the coach calmly and fatalistically replied, "EXPERIENCE"? - - - "Oh, yeah, - - we've got "EXPERIENCE", all right; - - - - - - - but you might want to remember that this is the same team that went 0-8 last year."