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Started by sparkytouchet, January 03, 2012, 10:34:39 am

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sparkytouchet

But Light presents - Real Men of Genius

Real men of geni-i-i-i-i-u-us!

Today we salute you, Mr. Kansas State football fan!

Mr. Kansas State football fan!

You support a team that's one of the worst in college football history, yet you think it's an elite program.

We won a conference title!

Your team hasn't won a national championship. Or a BCS bowl. Or even have ... a winning record.

We're No. OOOOOOOOONNNNE!!

The only thing that matters to you? Beating Kansas, which is the very definition of a mediocre football program.

We've always been a basketball school any way!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light oh feeble feline. Because while you think your team is elite, the rest of the country knows better.

Mr. Kansas State football fan!

Bud Light beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

Doug

Uhh.... that was a bit of a reach...


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OKHOGFAN@

Reach, no.........Bad, yes

Root66

Heck, I liked it...especially after Bielema hired one of their coaches and their fans are wondering why their assistant coach would leave their elite program for Arkansas....now there is the real joke.

tophawg19

so we beat an elite team in the cotton bowl
if you ain't a hawg you ain't chitlins

Hey Super

I thought it was funny!
As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states...... "Don't start none ... won't be none"<br /><br />
Quote from: Seebs on July 23, 2011, 02:33:26 pm<br />Please do not allow facts to get in the way of a good freak out<br />

Root66

More Kansas State jokes

1896 through 1988   299 wins   510 losses = .369 percent

2006 through 2008     17 wins    20 losses =  .459 percent

Now there is a joke...

John harris

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I'm not who I think I am.
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