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HogInMemphis

I just had a great thought. The Hogs can be watched on TV -  sort of like Science Theatre 3000 or whatever that show was where the guy and two robots sat in the front row and watched a B movie and made fun of it the whole time. Same thing those two brothers are doing on ESPN now. 

I can watch the debacle that is Houston Nutt/Razorback football and have the chance to laugh about at least one thing on nearly every play and certainly on each series regardless of whether we have the O or the D on the field. This could be fun...a lot of fun. I think this upcoming game could be very interesting from a comedy standpoint - Bama is wanting to embarrass the Hogs and Nutt and they will be able to do it to this team this Saturday. I'll be sore from laughing by halftime.

The good news is, I win either way. If the Hogs win, well all the better. But if they lose, and especially if they lose in typical no-show fashion that is a basic trait of Nutt football, there will be three stooges type stuff to laugh your ass off over. I think I'll have a party and invite a few fellow Hog fans and have fun whether the Hogs play well or not.

Go Hogs!

HawgWyld


 

JJHog

I don't think there is one thing that is funny about the way the Hogs are these days.

Our SEC membership card should be revoked.
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Quote from: JJHog on September 19, 2005, 10:59:53 am
I don't think there is one thing that is funny about the way the Hogs are these days.

Our SEC membership card should be revoked.

Our NCAA Division I-A status should be revoked. There should be a rule against trying to play college football with a typical scout team defense.
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Swino

Quote from: drakehog on September 19, 2005, 11:02:01 am
Quote from: JJHog on September 19, 2005, 10:59:53 am
I don't think there is one thing that is funny about the way the Hogs are these days.

Our SEC membership card should be revoked.

Our NCAA Division I-A status should be revoked. There should be a rule against trying to play college football with a typical scout team defense.

And High school offense

HighOnHogs

Nice Defense mechanism!  I may try it myself.  Whatever can help to suffer through these games.  At least it's a way to look forward to the game Saturday. 

That game Saturday night would have been perfect for this Technique.  Rather than being ashamed and embarrassed.  Get a laugh out of it.  Protect your Psyche.

Macgyver_Hawg

Quote from: HogInMemphis on September 19, 2005, 10:51:43 am
I just had a great thought. The Hogs can be watched on TV - sort of like Science Theatre 3000 or whatever that show was where the guy and two robots sat in the front row and watched a B movie and made fun of it the whole time. Same thing those two brothers are doing on ESPN now.

I can watch the debacle that is Houston Nutt/Razorback football and have the chance to laugh about at least one thing on nearly every play and certainly on each series regardless of whether we have the O or the D on the field. This could be fun...a lot of fun. I think this upcoming game could be very interesting from a comedy standpoint - Bama is wanting to embarrass the Hogs and Nutt and they will be able to do it to this team this Saturday. I'll be sore from laughing by halftime.

The good news is, I win either way. If the Hogs win, well all the better. But if they lose, and especially if they lose in typical no-show fashion that is a basic trait of Nutt football, there will be three stooges type stuff to laugh your ass off over. I think I'll have a party and invite a few fellow Hog fans and have fun whether the Hogs play well or not.

Go Hogs!

That's a low blow HiM

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HogInMemphis

Quote from: MacGyver Hawg on September 19, 2005, 11:47:30 am
Quote from: HogInMemphis on September 19, 2005, 10:51:43 am
I just had a great thought. The Hogs can be watched on TV - sort of like Science Theatre 3000 or whatever that show was where the guy and two robots sat in the front row and watched a B movie and made fun of it the whole time. Same thing those two brothers are doing on ESPN now.

I can watch the debacle that is Houston Nutt/Razorback football and have the chance to laugh about at least one thing on nearly every play and certainly on each series regardless of whether we have the O or the D on the field. This could be fun...a lot of fun. I think this upcoming game could be very interesting from a comedy standpoint - Bama is wanting to embarrass the Hogs and Nutt and they will be able to do it to this team this Saturday. I'll be sore from laughing by halftime.

The good news is, I win either way. If the Hogs win, well all the better. But if they lose, and especially if they lose in typical no-show fashion that is a basic trait of Nutt football, there will be three stooges type stuff to laugh your ass off over. I think I'll have a party and invite a few fellow Hog fans and have fun whether the Hogs play well or not.

Go Hogs!

That's a low blow HiM

Now that is DAMN good!! That's me on the far left on Saturday night - robot-looking noggin.  I'll be doing that on Saturday with Truth and another friend and we'll be cracking jokes every play. That's what we did for the USC game - we laughed so much it hurt. Then we went home at halftime.

Flatline

Quote from: HogInMemphis on September 19, 2005, 01:21:18 pm
Quote from: MacGyver Hawg on September 19, 2005, 11:47:30 am
Quote from: HogInMemphis on September 19, 2005, 10:51:43 am
I just had a great thought. The Hogs can be watched on TV - sort of like Science Theatre 3000 or whatever that show was where the guy and two robots sat in the front row and watched a B movie and made fun of it the whole time. Same thing those two brothers are doing on ESPN now.

I can watch the debacle that is Houston Nutt/Razorback football and have the chance to laugh about at least one thing on nearly every play and certainly on each series regardless of whether we have the O or the D on the field. This could be fun...a lot of fun. I think this upcoming game could be very interesting from a comedy standpoint - Bama is wanting to embarrass the Hogs and Nutt and they will be able to do it to this team this Saturday. I'll be sore from laughing by halftime.

The good news is, I win either way. If the Hogs win, well all the better. But if they lose, and especially if they lose in typical no-show fashion that is a basic trait of Nutt football, there will be three stooges type stuff to laugh your ass off over. I think I'll have a party and invite a few fellow Hog fans and have fun whether the Hogs play well or not.

Go Hogs!

That's a low blow HiM

Now that is DAMN good!! That's me on the far left on Saturday night - robot-looking noggin. I'll be doing that on Saturday with Truth and another friend and we'll be cracking jokes every play. That's what we did for the USC game - we laughed so much it hurt. Then we went home at halftime.

I watched it alone, surprised that suicide did not come into play.  I guess the alcohol kept me from thinking about it.

sleeping midget

September 19, 2005, 01:36:42 pm #11 Last Edit: September 19, 2005, 01:51:05 pm by sleeping midget
Quote from: HogInMemphis on September 19, 2005, 10:51:43 am
I just had a great thought. The Hogs can be watched on TV - sort of like Science Theatre 3000 or whatever that show was where the guy and two robots sat in the front row and watched a B movie and made fun of it the whole time.

H.I.M., that is a great thought!  Now no one has to waste gas driving down to the local adult entertainment store to rent some hardcore porn.  You can just simply turn on the game, kick back, and watch the Hogs getting poked live in living color while Nutt has one of his orgasmic convulsions all over the sidelines. 

lumphog

I`m going going to watch it and listen to DARKSIDE OF THE MOON.