"He took a snap from me in his office...and offered me a scholarship."

[HognotinMemphis]

JUCO lineman changes mind, will play for Rebs  from the Commercial Appeal.

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2007/dec/14/juco-lineman-changes-mind-will-play-for-rebs/

In part:

"Only a few days after committing to the University of Memphis, the 6-3, 315-pound offensive lineman instead said he will play for Ole Miss."

"I finally got a breakthrough Monday. I went over there to see if coach (Houston) Nutt thought I looked like an SEC-type player. He took a snap from me in his office. I guess he liked what he saw, and he offered me a scholarship."

Taking a snap from a center is all Nutt needs to know in order to offer a scholarship. Must be fairly desperate at the moment in attracting scholarship players.

[bhuie]

Priceless...  Nutt didn't even have to get his lazy butt out of his office to recruit this kid.  "We only want kids who want to be Rebels"

   

[OKhogfan1959]

We'll Nutt has found one player that wanted to be a Rebel..Good luck on recruiting like that..

[realpig]

The image of Houston under the center in his office is kinda bothering me.

[hogchic2001]

LMAO! 

[GBoling5000]

The image of Houston under the center in his office is kinda bothering me.

ditto...lol

[stronguard]

Orgeron says the kid isn't SEC material, NuttyBuddy takes one look at him, rubs his chode, and offers him a schollie.



I'm so glad that NuttyBuddy is coaching in Oxford now.

[JM Gorilla]

The image of Houston under the center in his office is kinda bothering me.

Reportedly that is also how he recruited Donna.

[CowHog]

Nutt just wanted to cop a feel on the guy!  Nothing more nothing less

[jhold99]

i bet after taking the snap...he ran a quarterback draw straight up the middle.

[Kilgor]

He took a snap from me in his office. I guess he liked what he saw.

That boy will be "starting" for Houston on day one. 

[RazorWire™]

The image of Houston under the center in his office is kinda bothering me.

Why that's how TP hands him his phone ...

[agr347]

The image of Houston under the center in his office is kinda bothering me.

That's the first thought I had as well!

[lokopig]

Reportedly that is also how he recruited Donna.

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.....makes me feel less of a degenerate

[CusefaninAR]

Hootie only wants kids who want to be Rebels and who will come visit him in his office so he can text Donna while recruiting...talk about killing two birds with one stone.

I wonder if Bear Bryant or John Robinson ever signed a kid after TAKING A SNAP IN THEIR OFFICE! 

[RazorWire™]

I wonder did TCTGF show him the wood ?

[sooieet]

Why is there suddenly all of this fascination with the Rebels?  I thought this was a Razorback board???

[CusefaninAR]

i bet after taking the snap...he ran a quarterback draw straight up the middle.

It would take Hootie three plays to get from one end of his office to the other.

[Arkapigdiesel]

NuttyBuddy takes one look at him, rubs his chode, and offers him a schollie.

That's great!

[hoggeek]

My only fascination with the Rebels will be watching to see how long it takes their fan base to go from engaged to outraged.

[benbrown]

Wonder if he has a dusting feather in his office...?

[dacskc]

Wow. I wonder if when he recruited Alex Tejada, he sat across a desk and had him "kick" the paper football thru his fingers.

L A Z Y.

[dacskc]

It would take Hootie three plays to get from one end of his office to the other.

Nice +1

[TLFHAWG]

He'll be special.

[DeltaBoy]

Why are we discussing the Coach who was Fired?  Who cares who he gets !

[RazorWire™]

It would take Hootie three plays to get from one end of his office to the other.

I just choked ...

[corpitguy]

I don't want to talk about Houston Nutt anymore, but it's so easy.  That guy is a freakin' tool.

[Hawgvillain]

It would take Hootie three plays to get from one end of his office to the other.

And he would have used the entire playbook.

[HOG1947]

That boy snaps so fast it just messes you up!

[RazorWire™]

Does that mean that TCTGF is their best hander-offer right now

[HawgAdvocate]

JUCO lineman changes mind, will play for Rebs  from the Commercial Appeal.

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2007/dec/14/juco-lineman-changes-mind-will-play-for-rebs/

In part:

"Only a few days after committing to the University of Memphis, the 6-3, 315-pound offensive lineman instead said he will play for Ole Miss."

"I finally got a breakthrough Monday. I went over there to see if coach (Houston) Nutt thought I looked like an SEC-type player. He took a snap from me in his office. I guess he liked what he saw, and he offered me a scholarship."

Taking a snap from a center is all Nutt needs to know in order to offer a scholarship. Must be fairly desperate at the moment in attracting scholarship players.

When Nutt got Lawrence Richardson to sign with the Hogs over Texas, he rapped over the phone to him after he let from a home visit..he said something along the lines of, "I want you to be my baller, shot caller."

Gross was quoted as saying that was what made him choose the Hogs over Texas.

[DukeOfPork]

"Only a few days after committing to the University of Memphis, the 6-3, 315-pound offensive lineman instead said he will play for Ole Miss."

Man, he STOLE another one from the University of Memphis!

Woohoo!!!  National Championship Under Construction!

[HoginHouston]

This thread is freaking hilarious. I am LMAO here at work...

[hoggeek]

I don't want to talk about Houston Nutt anymore, but it's so easy.  That guy is a freakin' tool.

This made me think of Hayden Fox. Then I went to Wikipedia to read about it and had forgotten about Coach's love interest, Christine Fox, a news anchor.

Wow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coach_(TV_series)

[HognotinMemphis]

Priceless...  Nutt didn't even have to get his lazy butt out of his office to recruit this kid.  "We only want kids who want to be Rebels"

   

Translation: I don't want to work hard enough to convince HS players that they should be Rebels. If they already want to be one, we'll take them. If they don't, guess we'll keep looking for the easy signees.

[HognotinMemphis]

Why are we discussing the Coach who was Fired?  Who cares who he gets !

Discussing? I think this is more of a making fun of.

[silvertip]

Somebody send The Dork a box of those exam gloves and a tube of K-Y.

[big boes]

it's critical for nutt's for offense to execute 2 consecutive handoffs. in my opinion, finding the guy to make the 1st one is HUGE.

[Since 1894]

Hooten is still from Arkansas.

I am glad he is gone,

but I wish him well (certainly no ill will).

I hope he comes in second place in the SEC West every year -

Right behind us.

[Fear The Tusks]

So now he's already down to having to steal a recruit from the Tiggers after a lengthy talent evaluation (in his office, lmao).  That's not a pleasant visual I'm getting.    I'm so happy he's not here.  I think BP will be the anti-Nutt and his professionalism will be a refreshing change.

[LZH]

I'm sure we'll get many Nutt reports in the future.  He just makes it so easy to make fun of him...folks in Oxford will find that out soon enough.

[PeytonManningSUCKS]

I always suspected that's how ryan sorohan kept getting in the games.  He "took a snap" as the kids call it these days

[AllenHog]

And he would have used the entire playbook.

And burned a timeout on 2nd and seven

[PIGINAPOKE]

Did he give him a drink of Gatorade and show him the special grass he brought in?

[ballhog88]

Rivals 3* recruit. I think Nutt and Markuson know a thing about O Lineman, they've put enough in the NFL.

[Hawgvillain]

And burned a timeout on 2nd and seven

Nice

[Wild Bill Hog]

Why are we discussing the Coach who was Fired?  Who cares who he gets !

Ding Ding - we have a winner.  Wasn't 10 years enough of our lives spent on the guy?  Time to move onward and upward.

[DooDahman]

If it looks like a nutt and feels like a nutt...

[EnemyOfMojo]

The image of Houston under the center in his office is kinda bothering me.

Yeah, I got that mental image. I'm off to vomit, BRB..

[Joe]

 :razorback: :razorback: :razorback: WHO CARES?    He is not here anymore, leave it alone. We have a coach and his name is Bobby Petrino.  :razorback: :razorback: :razorback: