POST RIDICULOUS COACHING CANDIDATES HERE!!!!!

[pigsnoter49]

                                   HDN

[HOGansHero]

Don Rickles, he'd fit right in to the comedy on the Hill...

That is, if he is still among the living...

You may be on the right track.

[razrken]

Dana Altman

[3kgthog]

Bobcat Goldthwait

[rcowen]

[Merle Hawggard]

larry finch

[Bring Back Heath]

Dana Altman

[cityhog]

Dana Altman....oh wait.....oops

guess the ridiculous is the flavor for the next 5 or 6 years.

[Sonofahog]

Gene Hackman,    he was great in Hoosiers
Nick Nolte,   he was able to recruit Shaq and Penny Hardaway
Samuel L. Jackson,   Coach Carter
Gabe Kaplan, he got some great recruits in Fast Break
Whoopi Goldberg,  did a good job with the Knicks in Eddie.

[jbcarol]

Gene Hackman,    he was great in Hoosiers
Nick Nolte,   he was able to recruit Shaq and Penny Hardaway
Samuel L. Jackson,   Coach Carter
Gabe Kaplan, he got some great recruits in Fast Break
Whoopi Goldberg,  did a good job with the Knicks in Eddie.

Ken Howard, "The White Shadow".  Blew out his knee with the Bulls.  Turned Carver High around in East LA.  Loved the banner that hung in the gym when he got there.  The "'T" were smudged revealing, "You Can__ Beat Carver".  "The White Shadow" ended that problem in a hurryy.

[Pigonometry]

Jimmy Chitwood

[jbcarol]

Jimmy Chitwood

He may be quiet but he can light it up

The real "Jimmy Chitwood" still lives in Milan, IN.  Name is Bobby Plump.  If you can get him to leave Milan he probably could teach offense.

[TheShifter]

Ronald McDonald

The Hamburgler

Those Mc Nugget dudes

and the purple dude what ever his name is

I like your choices!

But you know, Hooten is the hamburgler...he's been robbing our football program of SEC Champ--een--ships and BCS Bowls for years!!

Yah, what is that purple dude's name?

Grimace

What is he supposed to be???

[jbcarol]

Ronald McDonald

The Hamburgler

Those Mc Nugget dudes

and the purple dude what ever his name is

I like your choices!

But you know, Hooten is the hamburgler...he's been robbing our football program of SEC Champ--een--ships and BCS Bowls for years!!

Yah, what is that purple dude's name?

Grimace

What is he supposed to be???

The Hamburglar reminded me of another Memphis (State) Coach, Dana Kirk.

He used to chase the Hamburglar in a McD commercial that ran in Memphis.

Perhaps the most ridiculous candidate for a now irrelevant thread, Dana Kirk.

[HawgWyld]

He Hate Me

Hey, no picking on Rod Smart, now!

[Boardon Hamsay]

Wendall Middlebrooks (The Miller High Life Delivery Man)

[Table Rocker]

(dusts off cobwebs)

here you go wooo

[wooo]

how about Pat Summit?


how's that?

[Merle Hawggard]

nelson Cattilina

[Merle Hawggard]

Bob White

[hoginsanfran]

sutton

sadler

[Bill CHILL]

I love lamp.

[Table Rocker]

boobs

[MajorLance]

from my earlier posts elsewhere...might as well be Jerry Reed

[chrismo]

Gene Hackman,    he was great in Hoosiers
Nick Nolte,   he was able to recruit Shaq and Penny Hardaway
Samuel L. Jackson,   Coach Carter
Gabe Kaplan, he got some great recruits in Fast Break
Whoopi Goldberg,  did a good job with the Knicks in Eddie.

Ken Howard, "The White Shadow".  Blew out his knee with the Bulls.  Turned Carver High around in East LA.  Loved the banner that hung in the gym when he got there.  The "'T" were smudged revealing, "You Can__ Beat Carver".  "The White Shadow" ended that problem in a hurryy.

kevin bacon got that 7 footer from africa in the air up there (?)

[Table Rocker]

Gene Hackman,    he was great in Hoosiers
Nick Nolte,   he was able to recruit Shaq and Penny Hardaway
Samuel L. Jackson,   Coach Carter
Gabe Kaplan, he got some great recruits in Fast Break
Whoopi Goldberg,  did a good job with the Knicks in Eddie.

Ken Howard, "The White Shadow".  Blew out his knee with the Bulls.  Turned Carver High around in East LA.  Loved the banner that hung in the gym when he got there.  The "'T" were smudged revealing, "You Can__ Beat Carver".  "The White Shadow" ended that problem in a hurryy.

kevin bacon got that 7 footer from africa in the air up there (?)

if anyone can do 6 degrees of kevin bacon and connect frank broyles i will give you +1,000,000

[imhogwild2]

lets hire Scooby Doo

[chrismo]

scooby doo left for creighton earlier

[BIGHOGFAN05]

HE is the current Fayetteville High Basketball coach.  He under achieved when he had a steller high school team with Ronnie Brewer on it, so we might as well bring him to this circus. 

[HuntinHog421]

I don't think a high school coach is what the fans are looking for at this point.

[pigfeet]

This post should go here:

http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=126371.0

[Pigzwillfly]

Why would you post that...?

[BIGHOGFAN05]

I don't think a high school coach is what the fans are looking for at this point.

]
Really... Not a high school coach? I thought after the sweet coach search we just went had, a high school coach could reshape the program.

[BIGHOGFAN05]

This post should go here:

http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=126371.0

sorry, pigfeet, i didnt know that post exsisted... if I did, I would have sure as  %^$  put it there

[BIGHOGFAN05]

HE is the current Fayetteville High Basketball coach.  He under achieved when he had a steller high school team with Ronnie Brewer on it, so we might as well bring him to this circus. 

Barry is a good man, he is a very good coach w/ a ton of integrity, something the we cant say for another former hogs coach(Altman).

HE is the current Fayetteville High Basketball coach.  He under achieved when he had a steller high school team with Ronnie Brewer on it, so we might as well bring him to this circus. 

Barry is a good man, he is a very good coach w/ a ton of integrity, something the we cant say for another former hogs coach(Altman).

First of all... Altman was  a college coach, not a high school coach, and we all saw what a coach with integrity gets us... In this profession if you dont lie, cheat, steal, your not going to win.

[insanehog]

 

[Bring Back Heath]

Dana Altman

[Table Rocker]

Dana Altman

what about upside down dana altman

[Newport Hog]

How about Coach Crawford, on DTS he seems to know a lot about coaching with his Gary Ervin and Dontel Jefferson will be great points guards for the UA. The man knows talent when he see's it.

[hogomatic]

Richard Wagstaff Clark

[jbcarol]

"Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon to Frank Broyles"

Kevin Bacon does Hanes commercial with Michael Jordan.
Scottie Pippen was a teammate of Jordan's on the Bulls.
Pippen had an A.D. once at Central Arkansas.
Coach Broyles called this A.D. to remind that they would not be scheduling them this year or any year while he was A.D. on the Hill.

[ishankem]

Tyrone Biggums  (after practice daily he would have a 5 o'clock free crack give-away)

[Merle Hawggard]

insanehog

[jbcarol]

Gene Hackman,    he was great in Hoosiers
Nick Nolte,   he was able to recruit Shaq and Penny Hardaway
Samuel L. Jackson,   Coach Carter
Gabe Kaplan, he got some great recruits in Fast Break
Whoopi Goldberg,  did a good job with the Knicks in Eddie.

Ken Howard, "The White Shadow".  Blew out his knee with the Bulls.  Turned Carver High around in East LA.  Loved the banner that hung in the gym when he got there.  The "'T" were smudged revealing, "You Can__ Beat Carver".  "The White Shadow" ended that problem in a hurryy.

kevin bacon got that 7 footer from africa in the air up there (?)

if anyone can do 6 degrees of kevin bacon and connect frank broyles i will give you +1,000,000

Need the karma from the soon to be named HC

"Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon to Frank Broyles"

Kevin Bacon does Hanes commercial with Michael Jordan.
Scottie Pippen was a teammate of Jordan's on the Bulls.
Pippen had an A.D. once at Central Arkansas.
Coach Broyles called this A.D. to remind that they would not be scheduling them this year or any year while he was A.D. on the Hill.

[Snouty]

Duddy Waller.

[Merle Hawggard]

leon lett

[jbcarol]

leon lett

He wouldn't drop the ball on you like some of these clowns in the last few days

[insanehog]

The Big Bopper

[jtownfan]

Head coach from GCT, Forrest City or Jonesboro. At least they have recent winning seasons

[Annax10]

Gene Hackman,    he was great in Hoosiers
Nick Nolte,   he was able to recruit Shaq and Penny Hardaway
Samuel L. Jackson,   Coach Carter
Gabe Kaplan, he got some great recruits in Fast Break
Whoopi Goldberg,  did a good job with the Knicks in Eddie.

Ken Howard, "The White Shadow".  Blew out his knee with the Bulls.  Turned Carver High around in East LA.  Loved the banner that hung in the gym when he got there.  The "'T" were smudged revealing, "You Can__ Beat Carver".  "The White Shadow" ended that problem in a hurryy.

kevin bacon got that 7 footer from africa in the air up there (?)

if anyone can do 6 degrees of kevin bacon and connect frank broyles i will give you +1,000,000

Need the karma from the soon to be named HC

"Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon to Frank Broyles"

Kevin Bacon does Hanes commercial with Michael Jordan.
Scottie Pippen was a teammate of Jordan's on the Bulls.
Pippen had an A.D. once at Central Arkansas.
Coach Broyles called this A.D. to remind that they would not be scheduling them this year or any year while he was A.D. on the Hill.

I am impressed.