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Porkem

October 18, 2007, 09:50:17 am
I know it's going to be hard...but here goes...

...okay, when you're ranked at the bottom of almost every statistical category in the United States, you only have one way to go...UP...UP...and...UP.




"Due to current economic conditions, Porkem has decided to file for moral bankruptcy."

budcampbellfan

October 18, 2007, 09:51:36 am #1
They can help us get rid of nut.
"THE 'ARKANSAW RAZA'BACKS' ARE ON THE AIR!" - The late Bud Campbell at the beginning of each radio broadcast game.
 

zebra

October 18, 2007, 09:54:11 am #2
Elvis Presley,

Thank you, thank you very much

fanofthehog

October 18, 2007, 09:54:24 am #3
They outnumber us in trailers per capita...

Porkem

October 18, 2007, 09:54:34 am #4
Mississippi Burning was a pretty good movie.  Gene Hackman played a good FBI agent.
"Due to current economic conditions, Porkem has decided to file for moral bankruptcy."

dougieritch

October 18, 2007, 09:54:56 am #5
I love Tunica...as a matter of fact I will visit that place after the game!  Oh and they have some pretty HOT women!   8)


Kudos to BudCamp (+1):  Help get rid of NUTTUMS!

DeltaBoy

October 18, 2007, 09:55:47 am #6
They have some hot coed's down in the GROVE!
If the South should lose, it means that the history of the heroic struggle will be written by the enemy, that our youth will be trained by Northern school teachers, will be impressed by all of the influences of history and education to regard our gallant dead as traitors and our maimed veterans as fit subjects for derision.
-- Major General Patrick Cleburne
The Confederacy had no better soldiers
than the Arkansans--fearless, brave, and oftentimes courageous beyond
prudence. Dickart History of Kershaws Brigade.

dacskc

October 18, 2007, 09:56:23 am #7
Olive Branch is a nice little town.

PigWig

October 18, 2007, 09:57:20 am #8
Well at least they're not Mississippi. Oh wait...

Porkem

October 18, 2007, 09:57:30 am #9
Tunica's casinos have some pretty good buffets.
"Due to current economic conditions, Porkem has decided to file for moral bankruptcy."

Trottsky

October 18, 2007, 09:57:47 am #10
They got some purty girls and those girls sure talk purty. They shoa du.

Hawgvillain

October 18, 2007, 10:00:20 am #11
I'm from Mississippi - so that's good! 

Also, Brett Favre and Archie Manning are from there - tough not to like those guys. 

OTTER

October 18, 2007, 10:00:29 am #12
As we always say, "Thank God for Mississippi".  They keep us from being last in everything!!
BE AFRAID!!  Be very, very afraid!  The Hogs are hungry and you look a lot like lunch!
 

sharks89

October 18, 2007, 10:00:40 am #13
They have more insane asylums per capita than any other state I have ever been to.
Go Hogs!

Porkem

October 18, 2007, 10:01:48 am #14
Quote from: fanofthehog on October 18, 2007, 09:54:24 am
They outnumber us in trailers per capita...

They outnumber us in shotgun weddings too!


"Due to current economic conditions, Porkem has decided to file for moral bankruptcy."

Tripod1

October 18, 2007, 10:02:54 am #15
It's a good state to drive through on the way to the beach each summer.

dacskc

October 18, 2007, 10:04:24 am #16
Drove thru Mississippi this summer, I seriously think their highway cleanup crews are superior to our own.

Call Mr. Sow

October 18, 2007, 10:04:36 am #17
They have relatively mild winters.

Porkem

October 18, 2007, 10:06:08 am #18
What is it they say at Ole Miss?

"We may not win every game...but we ain't never lost a party."
"Due to current economic conditions, Porkem has decided to file for moral bankruptcy."

Hogs4Ever

October 18, 2007, 10:06:13 am #19
"Thank you having the worst teams in the SEC so I can get two wins."  Houston Nutt

Razorpimpin01

October 18, 2007, 10:06:55 am #20
In 1994, when I got tossed from the stadium in Starkganistan for being drunk and disorderly, the nice state trooper didn't make me spend the night in jail.

davehog

October 18, 2007, 10:07:08 am #21
LOTS of EXTREMELY HOT women on the University of Mississippi campus. 

dacskc

October 18, 2007, 10:08:09 am #22
Quote from: Hogs4Ever on October 18, 2007, 10:06:13 am
"Thank you having the worst teams in the SEC so I can get two wins."  Houston Nutt

Yikes, that may be jumping the gun.

Hogs4Ever

October 18, 2007, 10:10:26 am #23
Quote from: dacskc on October 18, 2007, 10:08:09 am
Quote from: Hogs4Ever on October 18, 2007, 10:06:13 am
"Thank you having the worst teams in the SEC so I can get two wins."  Houston Nutt

Yikes, that may be jumping the gun.

I hope it is.
 

Donny2665

October 18, 2007, 10:16:35 am #24
Thanks for Sucking worse than us, We enjoy the Breeze. ;D
This life's hard, but it's harder if you're stupid.~George V.Higgins

Ignorance is a voluntary misfortune!~Nicolas Ling

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.~Mark Twain

PLAYBOAR

October 18, 2007, 10:30:23 am #25
The kudzu gardens in Miss. are unmatched.
LBs steakhouse at The Grand casino is awesome.
Birthplace of Jessica Alba, Morgan Freeman, Oprah, Jimmy Buffett, Faith Hill, B B King, Robert Johnson, and a ton of other blues artists.
Hey Ref, does your wife know you're screwing us?

josh_sec33

October 18, 2007, 10:30:56 am #26
The "Girls in Pearls" :)
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The 'fence' has been replaced by the Great Wall of China wrapped in barbed wire guarded by snipers. 

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Bama Hog™

October 18, 2007, 10:59:50 am #27
thanks for a place to gamble
Quote from: SILK PURSE on October 03, 2008, 09:34:24 am
MM and DW are to be lauded as Arkansas sports heroes for their overall contribution, not just on the playing field during one season, but also for the sacrifices that they made which ensured the dismantling of the Frank Broyles machine. 

Mo_Better_Hogs

October 18, 2007, 11:09:06 am #28
MISSISSIPPI is one long-ass word. With lots of I's and S's in it. And some P's too. It's crazy I tell you.

Legalsax

October 18, 2007, 11:09:31 am #29
The original Doe's in Greenville.

Getting laid in Biloxi on Spring Break.

:razorback:
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

slopinhogs

October 18, 2007, 11:13:52 am #30
to kill a moking bird was a good movie and i still remember Boo Radley.filmed in Mississippi

by the way I was born in Alligator ,Mississippi
win lose or tie i'll call the hogs till i die

Since 1894

October 18, 2007, 11:15:17 am #31
Got to luv the women.
The first thing I heard today was that he grew up on a pig farm. That's quite a start in my book. And my last memory was watching him hang 70 on Nebraska. Just those two facts are enough (for me to like him). Then, I hear that he's out of the Hayden Fry-Bill Snyder-Barry Alvarez coaching tree. Oh, that's enough for me to like a lot. Then, I hear he's got a 27-year-old wife. Okay, we can stop. I like him.

BARRY SWITZER- Former Arkansas Asst. Coach
Quote given to Clay Henry

As ratified by the States and authenticated by Thomas Jefferson, Secretary of State:

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

missippihog

October 18, 2007, 11:17:17 am #32
The best thing about Mississippi?_____________________ME!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

oldman1015

October 18, 2007, 11:18:25 am #33
poker at samstown.
Arkansas, the left lane state.

HogISH™

October 18, 2007, 11:20:14 am #34
sorry could not think of anything.

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nahnahrenee

October 18, 2007, 11:27:49 am #35
Bret Favre?  Thats about all I've got.
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HDale

October 18, 2007, 11:30:56 am #36
Quote from: DeltaBoy on October 18, 2007, 09:55:47 am
They have some hot coed's down in the GROVE!
YES!
Ole Miss leads the league in this catagory.
I will always hate the Dork

SpareRib

October 18, 2007, 11:31:59 am #37
The coast, the seafood.
I'll fish 'til the money's gone ... then I'll fish for food!<br /><br />My heritage - Dutch/Polish/German on one side, English/Welsh on the other.  I'm a mutt, not a show dog.  Proud to be an American!

SpareRib

October 18, 2007, 11:33:53 am #38
Sent a note to my Memphis next door neighbor (an Ole Miss grad) - "If we swapped Nutt for Orgeron for the Sat game, would it matter to either team?"
I'll fish 'til the money's gone ... then I'll fish for food!<br /><br />My heritage - Dutch/Polish/German on one side, English/Welsh on the other.  I'm a mutt, not a show dog.  Proud to be an American!

silverhawg

October 18, 2007, 11:35:14 am #39
best thing coming outta mississippi....Interstate 55

Jimmy

October 18, 2007, 11:39:00 am #40
Something good?   Houston Nutt doesn't live or coach there. 

HoopS

October 18, 2007, 11:39:03 am #41
The word "Mississippi" helped me understand exactly how long a second took as a child...

*1 mississippi, 2 mississippi, 3 mississippi, 4 mississippi, 5 mississippi
Ready or not, here I come*

devildog

October 18, 2007, 11:41:15 am #42
It bears the brunt of Gulf hurricanes so people in Helena, Monticello, and Fordyce can rest easy.

HoopS

October 18, 2007, 11:42:14 am #43
M I crooked letter crooked letter I crooked letter crooked letter I humpback humpback I.

Who didn't love that?

clifflee4mvp

October 18, 2007, 11:44:16 am #44
Quote from: PigWig on October 18, 2007, 09:57:20 am
Well at least they're not Mississippi. Oh wait...

damn you! you stole mine! The Grove is a sweet tailgate..........

oh and Archie Manning was pretty good. As for Eli..........Fock him!
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Arkansas Football, it's the players running through the "A", hog hats, it's more than 70,000 fans calling WOO PIG SOOIE. Arkansas football, it's the state of Arkansas banding together behind one team and a mascot like no other. Those select few who put on the jersey are chosen, they wear the colors, they pay the price, and they succeed. They are exceptional, they are Razorbacks. Together we stand as tall as the tower of Old Main. Our memories are etched in stone like names on Senior Walks and our blood flows Razorback Red. For 100 years, we've been Hog Wild and today we continue the tradition. We are Arkansas Razorbacks!

Hater_From_The_North

October 18, 2007, 11:47:39 am #45
they dont have HDN as a coach!

zebra

October 18, 2007, 01:13:52 pm #46
Jim Henson, creator of the muppets

Semperhog

October 18, 2007, 01:30:41 pm #47
They are on the Eastside of the River..... Oh something good?!? They're not Louisiana. Does that work?
The thing about us Arkansas folk is that we do not know we are not as big as Texas! You can't tell us we can't do it without a fight and you better be prepared to pack a 7 day ration because we don't back down! We have been beaten but never defeated! Let the doubters doubt we will speak with actions. WPS! Go Hogs! ~~~ Semperhog



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HatfieldHawg

October 18, 2007, 01:31:45 pm #48
Because of the massive tax breaks if you build a house there and the massive casino rebuilding efforts, one of the hottest real estate markets in the country is in Biloxi Miss.

hawgfandude

October 18, 2007, 02:20:43 pm #49
Quote from: HDale on October 18, 2007, 11:30:56 am
Quote from: DeltaBoy on October 18, 2007, 09:55:47 am
They have some hot coed's down in the GROVE!
YES!
Ole Miss leads the league in this catagory.

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