People we'd rather have coaching than Houston Nutt...

[JadedHog]

richard simmons

[BigMikehogg]

Hmmm lots of potential people....Jimmy J.,Dave Wandstat,Barry Switzer,Terry Bowden,Mike Shula,Ty Willingham or Brian Shottenheimer,Skip Holtz,Archie Manning and Bill Calahan......but ya never know who they might pull out of a hat or find under a rock.

[BassinHawg]

Carlton from Fresh Prince. That guy really knew how to celebrate!



:razorback:

Isn't that Quinn Grovey?

Oh, Never Mind!

How about Bad Luck Schleprock?

[PorkBrainz]

Elvis

[imahoggie]

a jar of pickled beets

[CusefaninAR]

random orange tabby cat

*** AWESOME!  +1

[oldtimerhog]

Anybody but David "Waterboy" Lee!

[hawaiianhogster]

A gay Catholic minister.

[razorbackkid]

Cummins Unit Warden

[Ironhawg]

1. Elisha Cuthbert  
2. Jessica Alba
3. Jessica Biel

You've got your mind in the gutter.  (Move over I'm coming down there.)

[BigDrDon]

again I say, we are some easy to please bastriges

[CusefaninAR]

David Letterman

Stan "American Dad" Smith

Worf from "Star Trek: The Next Generation"

[JM Gorilla]

A pickled egg

Matt Foley

She-Ra

The Sta-puft marshmallow man (or Zuul, for that matter.)

Latka Gravas

Archie Bunker

Vincent Gambini

John McClane

Helen Keller

The Red Power-Ranger

Mothra

David Hasslehoff

[CusefaninAR]

David Hasslehoff

That's a no-brainer.  Who wouldn't want the Hoff stalking up and down the sidelines wearing Razorback red?

[jeramyaupton]

How about Corrado Soprano? Him and JFB would get along fantastically.

[CusefaninAR]

How about Corrado Soprano? Him and JFB would get along fantastically.

Does he get to shoot Hooten in the gut?

[jeramyaupton]

How about Corrado Soprano? Him and JFB would get along fantastically.

Does he get to shoot Hooten in the gut?

Of course. But only in a moment of sinility and after a failed assasination attempt.

[JM Gorilla]

How about Corrado Soprano? Him and JFB would get along fantastically.

Does he get to shoot Hooten in the gut?

More importantly, will he bring in Paulie Walnuts as his DC?

[SooiecidetillNuttgone]

a jar of pickled beets

+1 and staying with an absurd style of humor:

A sentient rhubarb pie

and of course, the rabbit with a pancake on his head:

[JM Gorilla]

the rabbit with a pancake on his head:

I love it!  +1

[pete74]

My 7 yr. old son wants to play football next year. We could let him give it a try. He would be really excited about all the transformers he could buy.

[ap89]

Otis Campbell

[OTTER]

Bert, Earnie, Moe, Larry. and Curlie.

[stlouiesooie]

Sharon Osbourne

Hannah Montana

Floyd The Barber

Steve Urkel

Mork

Hayden Fox

Luther Van Dam

Ed Norton

Fred Sanford

Felix the Cat

Papa Smurf

Cindy Lou Who

[CusefaninAR]

Leatherface

Jason

Freddie

(whichever we can get cheaper)

[pete74]

CHUCK NORRIS !!!!!!!!!

[JM Gorilla]

Leatherface

Jason

Freddie

(whichever we can get cheaper)

Freddie would be appropriate.



He would only show up in our dreams anyway.



And Lord knows he's been through the fire.

[JM Gorilla]

CHUCK NORRIS !!!!!!!!!

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard.



Only another running play.

[pfrg999]

Elmer [CENSORED] Fudd

[jeramyaupton]

How about Corrado Soprano? Him and JFB would get along fantastically.

Does he get to shoot Hooten in the gut?

More importantly, will he bring in Paulie Walnuts as his DC?

"Hey! I called that play brotha!"

[El Dogg Hog]

1. Elisha Cuthbert  
2. Jessica Alba
3. Jessica Biel

Uncle Rico

Another winner!  +1

+1 to you both.

Ricky Bobby, because he play's for keeps

Mr. Coach Cline

Peter Griffin

Quagmire

He-Man

Conan

Braveheart

[CusefaninAR]

District Attorney Alex Cahill from Walker, Texas Ranger.  She always got the job done.

[GWFan]

Cindy Lou Who

Is it getting close to Christmas?

[scruf]

Borat. "I like very much....forward pass."

:razorback:

[Hog Scratch Fever]

A horse testical......Oh I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?  I meant, of course, uh...anyone.   

[CheeZ_PuFF]

The turd i dropped right after lunch today

[gersh]

Elmer [CENSORED] Fudd

I don't think doo-ran would accept the position (for those that haven't met him, he looks just like elmer fudd with hair)

My pick:

R Lee Ermy



Every time a reciever dropped a pass, anyone fumbled, or anyone missed a tackle, he'd get an ass chewin from hell that would include a threat of unscrewing his head and sh!tting down his neck.  Players would be afraind to screw up.

Imagine practice drills:

This is a football this is my gun.  This is for scoring this is for fun.

[razorcash]

Ralph Mouth.

[razorcash]

Otis Kirk. He knows where all the hidden gem's are that Nutt discovered.

[scruf]

Scoring TD's....so easy even a caveman could do it!

   :razorback:

[Ouachihog]

His post-game quote...."I tell ya what Chuck, we may have lost but it was closer than the experts thought."

[ckhawgu]

Bugs Bunny

[scruf]

Boba Fett. He delivers.



:razorback:

[scruf]

Jerry Cantrell, Alice in Chains. He wrote the song, "No excuses." Nuff said.



:razorback:

[GWFan]

Otis Campbell

Scared me.  My eye saw Campbell, but my mind read Kirk.

[Salty Hog]

a gummy bear, belly button lint, or any single cell organism would all be better

[GWFan]

Tony Clifton:)

[GWFan]

Latka Gravus

[JadedHog]

Donnie Osmond

[GWFan]

Andy Kaufman