Favorite football players names of all time?

[Jeff "hogfanintx" Anderson]

i know nothing about car racing, but hands down the best name ever in any sport has to be Dick Trickle, Followed closely by baseball players Milton Bradley, and coco crisp.  Could their parents not spell?  Maybe they were eating cereal and playing a board game when they named them and just pointed to some words onthe box.

[musiccityhog]

Plaxico Burress!!!

[Atl_Hog]

Boo Williams, Tony Bua, Sam Olajabutu

[RedRock]

Early Doucet

[El Puerco Grande]

O.K. Corrales - football
Fennis Dembo - basketball

[Blutoblutarsky]

rusty kuntz

[HatfieldHawg]

John Parker Wilson - Nothing says pretty boy Alabama QB like that name. 

[El Puerco Grande]

Okay, this has nothing to do with football, but it is funny. My brother called me the other night and said he had eaten with a lady whose last name is Offenbach. They pronounce it Awf-In-Back. She has an uncle named Jack Offenbach.

[The_Iceman]

Mamadu for Auburn.

"Nobody packs lunches like Mamadu"

[El Puerco Grande]

+1 Nuttless!

[PowderedToastMan]

Ben Gay - Texas Tech Running Back

Mack Strong - Seattle Seahawks FB

Boumtje Boumtje - played basketball at G'Town

Lon Moore - went to high school with my dad(added this one for fun)

[BartIV]

Clint 'the fumbler" Stoerner

Now we know why he fumbled the ball.

[mrcrowley]

sam "bam" cunningham

[BartIV]

Batman Carroll

[jefferson piglet]

Linebacker for the Longhorns in the 80's Terry Steelhammer

[jefferson piglet]

Richard "Doughnut" Richardson

[Bama Hog™]

check it:

http://extrapolater.com/?s=porn+name+all-stars

more funny names than you can shake a stick at.

Best: Richard Long – RB Appalachian State

[BumpieJohnson]

Juju Harshaw

JuJu is my cussin.

Zakee Wadoo East Tenn. State & Lonoke Ar.
Exray (sp) Hipp From Maryland Baesketball
Sunday Adabio (sp)

[Brownie Tuggle]

Jarvis Redwine -Nebraska RB

I. M. Hipp RB Nebraska

Sonny Sixkiller QB Washington

Buster Rhymes RB Oklahoma

Just 3 of my Favorites.

[Brownie Tuggle]

Plaxico Burress!!!

From Green Run High School in Va. Beach, Va. better known as Gang Run High School Stallions!

[Porklandia]

Colt McCoy - Could a Texas qb have any other name?

[HOGMINI]

Flozell Adams
D'Brickashaw Ferguson

and an all-time favorite
Dick Butkus

[hammy davis jr]

noel divine

[Gomer_Says_Hey]

Bill Boy Bryant - Texas wide receiver
(named after Tarzan's son?)

[The Hawg Marshal]

What were the RB's from Texas names - something like lambchop or porkchop, and jam jones from either Texas or Oklahoma.

It was Ham Jones, Lam Jones and Jam Jones and they were brothers.....had to love those names.  How about the linebacker from OU "Imagonnagetcha" or something like that a couple of years ago.

I think Johnny "Ham" Jones was from Hamlin and Johnny "Lam" Jones was from Lampasas.  So these are nicknames.  I don't remember ever hearing that they were brothers, and since they were from different towns I would guess that they are not.

Nope not brothers.

[1highhog]

I don't have a Razorback name that sticks out, but I remember a player that played for the Dallas Cowboys in the 70's that had the last name of shorthose.  Anybody remember that?

[longtimeHogfan]

What were the RB's from Texas names - something like lambchop or porkchop, and jam jones from either Texas or Oklahoma.

Lam Jones and Jam Jones?  Lou Holtz, at halftime said, "we're just trying to keep up with the Jones."   

[H-O-double g]

Boumtje Boumtje of Georgetown basketball

[zorbacks06]

Bronislau "Bronco" Nagurski
Booger Mcfarland

[Hook 'em Hogs]

Webster Slaughter--Cleveland Browns.  I still wish my last name was Slaughter--DAVIS!  Everyone's last name is Davis!!!

[hvg3]

OU -Elvis Peacock
OU - Buster Rhymes
Elroy Crazy Legs Hirsch

[SpaCityBulldog]

to be my father - http://cgi.ebay.com/1948-Leaf-Football-40-John-Nolan-Yanks-VG-Ex-G57_W0QQitemZ5217145072QQihZ005QQcategoryZ2944QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem

[dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya]

Chris Faumatu-Ma'afala

I loved listening to Pat Summerall try to pronounce this one..

[jeramyaupton]

I always liked Icky Woods and Rahib (SP) and Qadry Ismail.

[stronguard]

Jametrena Martez Abernathy

and

Clevlus Undra Abernathy

Jacksonville 1992

[Arkiebrian]

Miroslav Satan of the New York Islanders

[Hawgin84]

Scott Studwell-LB-Vikings in the late 70's and 80's.

[Tejano Jawg]

I've always been curious about Antwaan Randle El.

His name seems out of order...shouldn't it be Antwaan El Randle (Antwann "the" Randle...the great magician) or El Antwaan Randle (Conqueror of Spain)?

[Ironhawg]

University of Washington had a QB back in the 70s by the name of Sonny Sixkiller.  Great name for a QB.

[taco_wallace]

Taco Wallace- reciever at k-state a few years back

[hawghog]

What were the RB's from Texas names - something like lambchop or porkchop, and jam jones from either Texas or Oklahoma.

I think they were Johnny "Lamb" Jones, Johnny "Ham" Jones and Jam Jones.  I'm pretty sure they played for Texas.   I also remember I. M.  Hipp who played for Nebraska good running back!

[BumpieJohnson]

Jametrena Martez Abernathy

and

Clevlus Undra Abernathy

Jacksonville 1992

I always thought their first names where Marty and Undre thats a new one on me . +1 But do you rember Chip Wood or Trafton Trotter both from Da ville

[longtimeHogfan]

Otis Sistrunk and Cliff Branch from the '76 Oakland Super Bowl Champs...

[Ironhawg]

Another player whose name isn't especially recognizable until you add his nickname is a guy who played for the Houston Oilers by the name of Billy "White Shoes" Johnson.  One of my all time favorite players.

[SPAL]

Britt BAREFOOT
and yes he is a kicker...how ironic.

http://southernmiss.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/barefoot_britt00.html

[clockwisehog]

Gotta like Captain Munnerlyn, D-Back South Carolina

And I always like saying Tim Biakabutuka - Back RB for Carolina

[musiccityhog]

Artuse Pinner. Running back from Kentucky.

[stronguard]

Jametrena Martez Abernathy

and

Clevlus Undra Abernathy

Jacksonville 1992

I always thought their first names where Marty and Undre thats a new one on me . +1 But do you rember Chip Wood or Trafton Trotter both from Da ville

Their full names were Clevelus (he told me it was b/c he was born in Cleveland US) Undra Abernathy (big brother)and Jametrena Martez Abernathy ("little brother" who went 6'7" and 400 or so)

Yeah I knew Chip real well though I have lost track. Trafton was a Sr. when I was a Fr., he didn't talk to me.

Another name so this doesn't become the Stronguard and Bumpie revisit old times in J'vile thread....

Steve Trout and TJ  whosurmama..er..whatchamacala...er...Houshmanzadeh....championship

[Hogs-n-Roses]

Knute Rockne

[dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya]

I've always been curious about Antwaan Randle El.

His name seems out of order...shouldn't it be Antwaan El Randle (Antwann "the" Randle...the great magician) or El Antwaan Randle (Conqueror of Spain)?

His mother was lysdexic..