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Maleek Monk crashes his car at RoadHog Park

Started by HeathWimp, February 18, 2018, 04:47:19 pm

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HeathWimp

February 18, 2018, 04:47:19 pm
Just heard that Monk was texting while driving and crashed his car into RoadHog Park.  Apparently uninjured, but may have totaled his car.
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Meanwhile, Sam is drinking Pittman, wondering if he has the leverage to re-hire Enos, Sexton is doing the triple Lindy into his Olympic-size pool full of cash, and thousands of hog fans are planning to dress up as empty seats for next year's Halloween game.

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greenEGnHAWGS

February 18, 2018, 04:58:50 pm #1
Time to call big bro. I'm sure he's got plenty of Kentucky car dealerships on speed-dial by now.
Did they get you to trade a walk on part in the war, for a lead role in a cage...?
 

synthartist69

February 18, 2018, 05:31:17 pm #2
Good to hear that Monk the punk crashed.... keep em coming

BayofPigs

February 18, 2018, 05:32:19 pm #3
Glad he's ok but I have no reason to care for a UK wildcat. Please let's just move on.

HogBeliever625

February 18, 2018, 05:55:30 pm #4
This is awesome

upperdeck_hawg

February 18, 2018, 05:56:21 pm #5
Who is he?
I don't hate the guy.  He's a great Hog, and a needed contributor.  I despise that he does not understand his role as a complimentary player puts an absolute ceiling on this team.

-ErieHog on Devo Davis

IronMountainHog

February 18, 2018, 05:57:52 pm #6
Failure to maintain control, texting while driving are at least 2 of the tickets I would issue him. Might also be worth calling in the K-9 unit for a thorough search.

Hoggish1

February 18, 2018, 05:58:30 pm #7
Quote from: upperdeck_hawg on February 18, 2018, 05:56:21 pm
Who is he?

He used to be a wide receiver for Arkansas during the Nuts era, or something...

TomasPistola

February 18, 2018, 06:02:06 pm #8
Quote from: Hoggish1 on February 18, 2018, 05:58:30 pm
He used to be a wide receiver for Arkansas during the Nuts era, or something...

Marcus was a football player. Maleek is an overrated NBA player.
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You were right.
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You did a great job.
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twistitup

February 18, 2018, 06:11:22 pm #9
Finally got him to the hill....one way or another
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

RebHog

February 18, 2018, 06:19:56 pm #10
Quote from: Letsroll1200 on February 18, 2018, 05:48:11 pm
Because it's irrelevant to Razorback basketball. Arkansas is currently ahead of Kentucky in the standings. Monk not coming to Arkansas didn't hurt the program.

This is relevent this year true but to say he didnt hurt the program really? His one year in college bball would have helped on the court and with recruits moving forward whether you want to ignore it or not. This being said hope he and his brother fails at what they are doing.

Porked Tongue

February 18, 2018, 08:21:42 pm #11
I'll just say it involves a car and is NOT a Hog.

ricepig

February 18, 2018, 08:37:52 pm #12
 

Arazorbackguy1

February 18, 2018, 08:42:42 pm #13
2002 Lexus?  Marcus is taking care of his people.
I have 10 to 12 points to make per game.

Porked Tongue

February 18, 2018, 08:43:10 pm #14
Quote from: Arazorbackguy1 on February 18, 2018, 08:42:42 pm
2002 Lexus?  Marcus is taking care of his people.
I think that is Marcus's car.

Porked Tongue

February 18, 2018, 08:53:14 pm #15
Kind of interesting he went to Fayetteville on his weekend off.

010HogFan

February 18, 2018, 08:57:13 pm #16

GoshenHog

February 18, 2018, 08:57:40 pm #17
In before the Monk apologists

IronMountainHog

February 18, 2018, 08:58:26 pm #18
2002 car and no insurance....that and he went to UK. Smart guy.

Smalltownhog95

February 18, 2018, 09:02:07 pm #19
Having no insurance doesnt seem to a be a smart "business decison."
Wait a minute this isn't chinese checkers.. This isn't even regular checkers!

Tusks

February 18, 2018, 09:04:49 pm #20

Why are the Monk's anywhere near the state of AR?
sometimes it's a good and some times it's a schit

Porked Tongue

February 18, 2018, 09:09:31 pm #21
The question is why this was kept hush hush all day?
If it was a Hog, the news would have posted within hours
It makes me suspicious of the whole report.

I can see it if in Bentonville.

pigture perfect

February 18, 2018, 09:09:49 pm #22
Why was he in Fayetteville? Why not go to Lepanto where he is still king.
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Lanny

February 18, 2018, 09:17:38 pm #23
Malik must have been doing another throat slash and lost control of the
vehicle
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tasteslikechicken

February 18, 2018, 09:20:34 pm #24
Who?  ;)

ADavisTheGOAT

February 18, 2018, 09:22:10 pm #25
Glad he's uninjured but it's absolutely hilarious
Razorbacks | Redskins | Pelicans | LA Tech

SPAL

February 18, 2018, 09:23:17 pm #26
Keep that clown far away from beloved Baum stadium.

Porked Tongue

February 18, 2018, 09:30:35 pm #27
He's well dressed for the occasion.

howie76

February 18, 2018, 09:31:34 pm #28
Quote from: sir-pigs-a-lot on February 18, 2018, 09:23:17 pm
Keep that clown far away from beloved Baum stadium.
hahahaha!! Absolutely!!

Porked Tongue

February 18, 2018, 09:32:42 pm #29
Spilled his money.

Rocky&Boarwinkle

February 18, 2018, 09:32:55 pm #30
Quote from: Lanny on February 18, 2018, 09:17:38 pm
Malik must have been doing another throat slash and lost control of the
vehicle
;D ;D ;D

Porked Tongue

February 18, 2018, 09:34:25 pm #31
Not to forget.

Breems

February 18, 2018, 09:34:32 pm #32
Proud member of the "Left Before Halftime" football club.

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Porked Tongue

February 18, 2018, 09:35:34 pm #33
Quote from: Breems on February 18, 2018, 09:34:32 pm
I'm so confused.
Look on the ground in the picture.

TexHog188

February 18, 2018, 09:37:10 pm #34
Better call Maaco
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Porked Tongue

February 18, 2018, 09:42:49 pm #35
Sluming in Fayetteville I guess. Not much action in that part of town.

Rookie move.

(notOM)Rebel123

February 18, 2018, 09:49:40 pm #36
"Knowledge is Good"....Emil Faber

(notOM)Rebel123

February 18, 2018, 09:56:31 pm #37
Quote from: Porked Tongue on February 18, 2018, 09:35:34 pm
Look on the ground in the picture.

Carrying a lot of $1's....hmmm
"Knowledge is Good"....Emil Faber

Pancetta

February 18, 2018, 10:01:01 pm #38
I guess he could be self insured. Too bas about yhe car, it looked pretty good for an 02.
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Dark Helmet Hog

February 18, 2018, 10:06:28 pm #39
I hope they at least gave him a sobriety test. They should have hauled him in just for good measure and a cavity check.

Why's he even here?

sowmonella

February 18, 2018, 10:10:43 pm #40
Not trying to brag or make anyone jealous but I can still fit into the same pair of socks I wore in high school.
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Porked Tongue

February 18, 2018, 10:11:49 pm #41

Porked Tongue

February 18, 2018, 10:12:41 pm #42
Quote from: (notOM)Rebel123 on February 18, 2018, 09:56:31 pm
Carrying a lot of $1's....hmmm
I think he got those panhandling on MLK Blvd.

IronMountainHog

February 18, 2018, 10:13:32 pm #43
Looks like MC Hammer. Probably end up broke like him too.

IronMountainHog

February 18, 2018, 10:39:00 pm #44
Too bad they couldn't have apprehended his phone for examination. The answer would be in there to what he was up to and it would probably be pretty scandalous.

IronMountainHog

February 18, 2018, 10:41:17 pm #45
It's only gonna be a matter of time before how he made his way to Bentonville and then to Lexington gets exposed. When it does look out...

Ugly Uncle

February 18, 2018, 10:42:07 pm #46
No need for him to be back in this state.
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liljo

February 18, 2018, 10:55:09 pm #47
Quote from: IronMountainHog on February 18, 2018, 10:41:17 pm
It's only gonna be a matter of time before how he made his way to Bentonville and then to Lexington gets exposed. When it does look out...

I certainly have no idea what that might be, but evidently it didn't involve a new car...
Slow down, son. You'll ride past a lot more good stuff than you'll ever catch up to.

DOGALUM

February 18, 2018, 10:55:17 pm #48
What kind of dummy outfit is he wearing?   
A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough!

HawgsPolo

February 18, 2018, 10:56:40 pm #49
Go Cubs Go!!!!!
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