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to teach one freshman level class, what would our current and former coaches be most qualified to teach?


HDN: Geography ("Tony Bua from John Curtis High School") or Media Relations (DB)
Bobby Petrino: Ethics
John L. Smith: Real Estate Law
Bret Bielema: hmmmmm....?
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dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya

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Lou Holtz:  Political science (bonus for those of you that remember that)
Danny Ford:  Astro physics
Jack Crow:  Military History
HdN:  Media "Relations"
Bobby Petrino:  Road Construction
John L. Smith:  Geography
Bret Bielema:  Ground maintenance
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Quote from: Ched "UglyUncle" Carpenter on September 18, 2013, 08:39:28 pm
Lou Holtz:  Political science (bonus for those of you that remember that)
Danny Ford:  Astro physics
Jack Crow:  Military History
HdN:  Media "Relations"
Bobby Petrino:  Road Construction
John L. Smith:  Geography
Bret Bielema:  Ground maintenance

Nailed all of them  - Still laughing at these

/sarcasm on


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Quote from: Ched "UglyUncle" Carpenter on September 18, 2013, 08:39:28 pm
Lou Holtz:  Political science (bonus for those of you that remember that)
Danny Ford:  Astro physics
Jack Crow:  Military History
HdN:  Media "Relations"
Bobby Petrino:  Road Construction
John L. Smith:  Geography
Bret Bielema:  Ground maintenance
Helms No~  LOL

 

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Coach B - Strategic Tactics 101  :razorback: :razorback: :razorback:

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Quote from: PonderinHog on August 07, 2023, 06:37:15 pmYeah, we're all here, but we ain't all there.

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Holtz - Civics
Hatfield - Theology/Christianity
Jack Crowe - Signs up to teach an HR course but is fired after first class.
Kines - English
Ford - Agri-Sciences
Nutt - PR
Petrino - Independent Study lecturer on the book "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle maintenance"
John L. - Finance
Bielema - Theology/Rastafarian
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Sorry, had to add this...

John Pelphrey - Home Economics.
Teaching students how to cut the crust off of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

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Quote from: razorcash2 on September 19, 2013, 10:31:09 am
Sorry, had to add this...

John Pelphrey - Home Economics.
Teaching students how to cut the crust off of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

Pelphrey- Hemotology, cause sometimes you gotta just bleed.

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Quote from: HogCaller13 on September 18, 2013, 09:07:47 pm
HDN Sonic Spokesman
Bobby Perino Harley Davidson Salesman
John L Smith New Bozo

I dont guess you understand what it means to teach, which in turn, makes you look very ignorant.

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