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If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« on: September 18, 2013, 06:28:41 pm »

to teach one freshman level class, what would our current and former coaches be most qualified to teach?


HDN: Geography ("Tony Bua from John Curtis High School") or Media Relations (DB)
Bobby Petrino: Ethics
John L. Smith: Real Estate Law
Bret Bielema: hmmmmm....?
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Re: If Our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2013, 06:31:41 pm »

Based on his bride I would say communications.
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2013, 06:34:08 pm »

pig farming

or tweeting101
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2013, 06:40:47 pm »

orthopedics. 

That there is a bruised shoulder...
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2013, 06:52:35 pm »

Bar tending
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2013, 06:52:43 pm »

Based on his bride I would say communications sales. FIFY
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2013, 07:30:29 pm »

Ballet - try to get rid of that mental image!
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2013, 07:30:55 pm »

Culinary Arts!!! :)  :razorback:
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2013, 08:00:25 pm »

Lou Holtz:  Linguithticth
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2013, 08:20:38 pm »

competitive eating or twerking.
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2013, 08:21:39 pm »

Marketing
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2013, 08:23:22 pm »

Penmanship.
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2013, 08:27:58 pm »

Bret - Fashion Attire 101 - How to dress comfortably for all occasions

(flip flops, tshirts or polo shirts, and shorts)
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2013, 08:33:15 pm »

Lou Holtz:  Linguithticth

u just made me spew my beer dang it.  >:(  :razorback:
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2013, 08:39:28 pm »

Lou Holtz:  Political science (bonus for those of you that remember that)
Danny Ford:  Astro physics
Jack Crow:  Military History
HdN:  Media "Relations"
Bobby Petrino:  Road Construction
John L. Smith:  Geography
Bret Bielema:  Ground maintenance
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2013, 08:39:40 pm »

Lou Holtz:  Linguithticth

Or bird watching.  Until Granny catches him that is.
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2013, 08:40:11 pm »



NM

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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2013, 08:51:31 pm »

Lou Holtz:  Political science (bonus for those of you that remember that)
Danny Ford:  Astro physics
Jack Crow:  Military History
HdN:  Media "Relations"
Bobby Petrino:  Road Construction
John L. Smith:  Geography
Bret Bielema:  Ground maintenance

Nailed all of them  - Still laughing at these
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2013, 08:56:43 pm »

Bret Bielema: Social Media Marketing 101
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2013, 09:01:31 pm »

Petrino: Coaching Women's Volleyball
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2013, 09:04:45 pm »

Broyles: Gerontology
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2013, 09:07:47 pm »

HDN Sonic Spokesman
Bobby Perino Harley Davidson Salesman
John L Smith New Bozo
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2013, 09:19:13 pm »

John L. Smith - Real Estate Development 101
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2013, 09:21:51 pm »

Lou Holtz:  Political science (bonus for those of you that remember that)
Danny Ford:  Astro physics
Jack Crow:  Military History
HdN:  Media "Relations"
Bobby Petrino:  Road Construction
John L. Smith:  Geography
Bret Bielema:  Ground maintenance
   Helms No~  LOL
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2013, 09:22:36 pm »

Coach B - Strategic Tactics 101  :razorback: :razorback: :razorback:
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2013, 09:56:11 pm »

Brandon Allen:Gymnastics
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2013, 10:12:03 pm »

Bielema - out-kicking your coverage
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2013, 10:39:44 pm »

Holtz - Civics
Hatfield - Theology/Christianity
Jack Crowe - Signs up to teach an HR course but is fired after first class.
Kines - English
Ford - Agri-Sciences
Nutt - PR
Petrino - Independent Study lecturer on the book "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle maintenance"
John L. - Finance
Bielema - Theology/Rastafarian
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2013, 10:31:09 am »

Sorry, had to add this...

John Pelphrey - Home Economics.
Teaching students how to cut the crust off of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2013, 10:35:18 am »

Sorry, had to add this...

John Pelphrey - Home Economics.
Teaching students how to cut the crust off of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

Pelphrey- Hemotology, cause sometimes you gotta just bleed.
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Re: If our Head Coach's contract included a requirement...
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2013, 10:36:47 am »

HDN Sonic Spokesman
Bobby Perino Harley Davidson Salesman
John L Smith New Bozo

I dont guess you understand what it means to teach, which in turn, makes you look very ignorant.

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