Some of this is Funny

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SORT OF NOT FOOTBALL RELATED BUT WE NEED A BREAK AND LAUGH:::::::::::::::::::::::::

A wise man once said-----------------------Nothing
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth
Some things are better going unsaid & I usually realize it right after I say it
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong
Don't try to understand woman--women understand woman and they hate each other
Never make a woman mad--she can remember stuff that hasn't even happened yet
Woman always have the last word in an argument--anything a man says after that is just starting another argument
If a woman says, "first of all," run, she has prepared research, data, charts and will destroy you
Don't worry, most people are their own punishment in life
Be Decisive. Right or Wrong...  Make a decision.  The road of life is paved with flat squirrels that couldn't decide
AND REMEMBER THERE IS ALWAYS, "WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR."
AND THE HOGS HAVEN'T EVER LOST A SPORTING GAME IN THEIR HISTORY.  SOMEONE OR ONES SUCH AS THE REFS USUALLY, TERRIBLE COACHES, TERRIBLE ATHLETIC DIRECTORS, DUMB ADMINISTRATORS, POOR FACILITIES, AND LOTS OF JUST PLAIN OLE CHEATING HAS COST US EVERY GAME WE'VE ENDED UP ON THE SHORT END OF.

We have always got that to fall back on.