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Why not Clint Stoerner?

Started by WBOBO, November 09, 2017, 11:08:07 pm

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WBOBO

Give him a six year pass and let him assemble his assistants accordingly.  Pay
him fairly but on a show cause for hope basis on 2 year contracts.  You want someone
with Texas ties, loves the Hogs, and wore the helmet at one of the highest moments in
somewhat recent Arkansas history.  He still has passion for the game and while his voice isn't as deep Bear Bryant's you can still tell the game has not passed him by.
Hammer away, but I want someone that knows what it's like to play in front of 100k
and calling the shots just as he did against Tenner. 
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

navyhog24


 

WBOBO

I am actually.   5:00 comes calling quickly.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

TrueBlue

Quote from: WBOBO on November 09, 2017, 11:08:07 pm
Give him a six year pass and let him assemble his assistants accordingly.  Pay
him fairly but on a show cause for hope basis on 2 year contracts.  You want someone
with Texas ties, loves the Hogs, and wore the helmet at one of the highest moments in
somewhat recent Arkansas history.  He still has passion for the game and while his voice isn't as deep Bear Bryant's you can still tell the game has not passed him by.
Hammer away, but I want someone that knows what it's like to play in front of 100k
and calling the shots just as he did against Tenner. 


And fumbling when we had the game won? I'd rather not have someone that knows how to do that in front of 100k. 

onebadrubi


BR

Arkansas must be passing out the Medical weed already...Not that their is anything wrong with it..   Cause someone is High as Hell if a D1 Power 5 Football Program hires a Head Coach that has 0 coaching experience.. 
"Cause I love Cajun martinis and playin' afternoon golf"

(notOM)Rebel123

"Knowledge is Good"....Emil Faber

PharmacistHog

Crack is a very dangerous drug.
Quote from: HogPharmer on December 27, 2018, 09:45:23 am
Millennials suck...

Quote from: GA reddiehog on May 18, 2019, 12:36:02 pm
Hogs have hit a wall at the wrong time of the season.  I will go on record now and say they may not even get out of their regional.  The hitting has been carrying them with a few good pitching outings but they just don't have the reliable pitching they need to get back to the CWS.

clutch

Quote from: onebadrubi on November 10, 2017, 06:05:17 am
Matt jones for QB coach too?

Hillis RB coach
Bua- LB
JJ Meadors- WR
Batman- DB's

Staff's coming together quickly.

PharmacistHog

And bazzel the map trophy specialist for AD.
Quote from: HogPharmer on December 27, 2018, 09:45:23 am
Millennials suck...

Quote from: GA reddiehog on May 18, 2019, 12:36:02 pm
Hogs have hit a wall at the wrong time of the season.  I will go on record now and say they may not even get out of their regional.  The hitting has been carrying them with a few good pitching outings but they just don't have the reliable pitching they need to get back to the CWS.

(notOM)Rebel123

Quote from: PharmacistHog on November 10, 2017, 06:54:43 am
And bazzel the map trophy specialist for AD.

I just threw up a little...
"Knowledge is Good"....Emil Faber

PharmacistHog

Quote from: (notOM)Rebel123 on November 10, 2017, 06:55:43 am
I just threw up a little...

I'm sure it was just last night's western sizzlin'
Quote from: HogPharmer on December 27, 2018, 09:45:23 am
Millennials suck...

Quote from: GA reddiehog on May 18, 2019, 12:36:02 pm
Hogs have hit a wall at the wrong time of the season.  I will go on record now and say they may not even get out of their regional.  The hitting has been carrying them with a few good pitching outings but they just don't have the reliable pitching they need to get back to the CWS.

Dark Helmet Hog

Heroin use is in the rise. Epidemic apparently.   

 

ricepig

Quote from: (notOM)Rebel123 on November 10, 2017, 06:55:43 am
I just threw up a little...

A little, are you sure it wasn't full bore calling Earl heaving over that?

NoogaHog

Quote from: clutch on November 10, 2017, 06:51:32 am
Hillis RB coach
Bua- LB
JJ Meadors- WR
Batman- DB's

Staff's coming together quickly.

Special teams coach Reggie Fish
Слава Богу - Slava Bogu - "Glory to God"

hawgmasta


GoPigs69

Quote from: WBOBO on November 09, 2017, 11:08:07 pm
Give him a six year pass and let him assemble his assistants accordingly.  Pay
him fairly but on a show cause for hope basis on 2 year contracts.  You want someone
with Texas ties, loves the Hogs, and wore the helmet at one of the highest moments in
somewhat recent Arkansas history.  He still has passion for the game and while his voice isn't as deep Bear Bryant's you can still tell the game has not passed him by.
Hammer away, but I want someone that knows what it's like to play in front of 100k
and calling the shots just as he did against Tenner. 

Good God - Hell - why not just hire Nolan? Obsession with former Razorbacks who have absolutely zero qualifications drive me insane.

Hogville should require an IQ test for membership - at least double digits.

The Hawg Marshal

I can't even say anything to this.

PorkRinds

Clint Stoerner? If we are going with a former player I'd say Toller Wheelson.

clutch


The_Boot_stops_here

Quote from: TrueBlue on November 09, 2017, 11:22:34 pm
And fumbling when we had the game won? I'd rather not have someone that knows how to do that in front of 100k. 

Almost as stupid as the original post

Torqued pork

I want at least a 3rd generation Arkansan who never crossed the state border until his 1st away game as a Hog. Having an out-of-state residence at any time should be a disqualification. Lastly, I want a coach who can spend hours talking about the GSD and does quite often.

thebignasty

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But they win
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take me almost all day to get it up to ride it 5 minutes

(notOM)Rebel123

Quote from: PharmacistHog on November 10, 2017, 07:04:22 am
I'm sure it was just last night's western sizzlin'

Beef tips smothered in brown gravy...😉

Quote from: ricepig on November 10, 2017, 07:42:46 am
A little, are you sure it wasn't full bore calling Earl heaving over that?

If he became AD, it most certainly would be.
"Knowledge is Good"....Emil Faber

 

TrueBlue

Quote from: The_Boot_stops_here on November 10, 2017, 09:26:11 am
Almost as stupid as the original post

lol.
Thought Lanny said no insults?

Guess you don't comprehend very well, huh Scooter?

1highhog

Quote from: WBOBO on November 09, 2017, 11:08:07 pm
Give him a six year pass and let him assemble his assistants accordingly.  Pay
him fairly but on a show cause for hope basis on 2 year contracts.  You want someone
with Texas ties, loves the Hogs, and wore the helmet at one of the highest moments in
somewhat recent Arkansas history.  He still has passion for the game and while his voice isn't as deep Bear Bryant's you can still tell the game has not passed him by.
Hammer away, but I want someone that knows what it's like to play in front of 100k
and calling the shots just as he did against Tenner. 

Qut smoking that crack.

hawgball40


hog of steele

Best part of this post is 6 year pass! That isn't worth 5 minutes. First bad loss and we would be yelling about why would anybody get a 6 year pass.

NoogaHog

Quote from: NoogaHog on November 10, 2017, 08:12:43 am
Special teams coach Reggie Fish

Or if you like, if Fish didn't work out, we could get Marquel Wade to coach Special Teams
Слава Богу - Slava Bogu - "Glory to God"

NoogaHog

Du-Wop could coach QBs, WRs, safety, and sometimes special teams: where ever he was needed
Слава Богу - Slava Bogu - "Glory to God"

hog of steele

Quote from: NoogaHog on November 10, 2017, 03:43:56 pm
Or if you like, if Fish didn't work out, we could get Marquel Wade to coach Special Teams

Nobody fair catches on a marquee wade special team! He could teach tackling as well.

jgcat4

I'm a huge fan of Stoerner and even I know this is a terrible idea.
Coaching Search Season-It's the most wonderful time of the year...

hoglady

Clint is one of my all time favorite Hogs.
I love to listen to his analysis of the team.
But he's never coached. Coaching and playing are apples and oranges.
UALR learned that lesson the hard way when they hired Sidney as BB coach.
Inside every "older" person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened?

"Compassion for animals is intimately associated with goodness of character, and it may be confidently asserted that he who is cruel to animals cannot be a good man."
― Arthur Schopenhauer, The Basis of Morality

SpanHog

Cocaine is a helluva drug. -- Rick James
proud graduate of the U of A 2013

hog.goblin

Quote from: clutch on November 10, 2017, 06:51:32 am
Hillis RB coach
Bua- LB
JJ Meadors- WR
Batman- DB's

Staff's coming together quickly.


We are getting the band back together.

CiriusPorker

I'm pretty sure Clint is selling cars now...
that's who you want to be a coach?