On the ligher side.

[cram224]

I'm hearing that the UofA is considering putting up a black protective netting across the entire NEZ. They are worried that after the rich donors eat their surf and turf all 3000 steak knives can be used as weapons of mass destruction.

[HawgTrough]

http://i.imgur.com/3lR0nzT.jpg

[allredhog]

With regrets to Frank Sinatra

And now...the end is near
And so I face,  the final 5 games
My friend...I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, not sure if you believe

I've a belly that's full
I've traveled each and every drive through
But more, much more than this
I lost games my way

Regrets, I've had a lot
But then again, too many to mention
I did what I thought was best
And saw it through without correction

I planned each stumbled course
Each stubbed-toed  step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I lost games my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I drank it up and puked it out
I faced it all and I stalled
And lost games my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill... my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that
And may I say - not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I lost games my way

For what is a man, what has he got
If not his buyout, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
I got my money up on the hill
The record shows I took the dough.....

And   lost   games   my   way!!!

[Vantage 8 dude]

With regrets to Frank Sinatra

And now...the end is near
And so I face,  the final 5 games
My friend...I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, not sure if you believe

I've a belly that's full
I've traveled each and every drive through
But more, much more than this
I lost games my way

Regrets, I've had a lot
But then again, too many to mention
I did what I thought was best
And saw it through without correction

I planned each stumbled course
Each stubbed-toed  step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I lost games my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I drank it up and puked it out
I faced it all and I stalled
And lost games my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill... my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that
And may I say - not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I lost games my way

For what is a man, what has he got
If not his buyout, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
I got my money up on the hill
The record shows I took the dough.....

And   lost   games   my   way!!!

Better copy write that and fast. You want to get paid for your troubles don't ya'?

[Pig in the Pokey]

I'm hearing that the UofA is considering putting up a black protective netting across the entire NEZ. They are worried that after the rich donors eat their surf and turf all 3000 steak knives can be used as weapons of mass destruction.

I'm actually getting turned off about the new end zone as it is nothing but a snobby, elitist place for the scum to hide from the masses in their Ivory Tower. Screw all that, I'm gonna crash that party every time I go to a game.

[NoogaHog]

I'm hearing that the UofA is considering putting up a black protective netting across the entire NEZ. They are worried that after the rich donors eat their surf and turf all 3000 steak knives can be used as weapons of mass destruction.

[cram224]

I just want HV to have a little fun. We are not winning on the field.

[NoogaHog]

The bottle throwing was not directed at you. I was just wondering why the UA would use a black screen and not chicken wire.

I thought it was a funny joke.

[cram224]

Chicken wire might be better with steak knives.