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HamShank

April 01, 2006, 04:52:40 pm


If someone were to make a movie (and I'm not recommending it) of the years of Houston Nutt calling plays at Arkansas, what would it be called?

I say:

"Three and Out: The Houston Nutt Story"

afhogfan1980

April 01, 2006, 04:55:09 pm #1
i dunno bout a movie i was thinking more of like a soap opera simply called "The Hill"
"Even Lance Armstrong Won Without a Nutt"
 

fineswine

April 01, 2006, 05:01:51 pm #2
"Hog nation held hostage: year #9"

twistitup

April 01, 2006, 05:03:16 pm #3
Up the Gut: Houston Nutt

Based on a true, but unproductive, story.
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

lunchbox72703

April 01, 2006, 05:03:22 pm #4
The HogShank Rejection
The Nutty Protester
Houston, You're the Problem
My Life with Grand Mal-Zahn Siezures, The Houston Nutt Story
The Silence of the Hams

I could go on LOL

afhogfan1980

April 01, 2006, 05:04:42 pm #5
Quote from: twistitup on April 01, 2006, 05:03:16 pm
Up the Gut: Houston Nutt

Based on a true, but unproductive, story.

+1 to you lol
"Even Lance Armstrong Won Without a Nutt"

Hawgin84

April 01, 2006, 05:04:51 pm #6
Special Mediocrity

Richard_white

April 01, 2006, 05:06:48 pm #7
Mine wouldn't be a movie it would be a documentary called

How to kill a football program in 8 years

afhogfan1980

April 01, 2006, 05:06:57 pm #8
how about forest nutt
"Even Lance Armstrong Won Without a Nutt"

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:07:54 pm #9
Passing of the Nutt

the most unreliable method for gaining yardage
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

afhogfan1980

April 01, 2006, 05:08:36 pm #10
or a childrens book called "the SEC Coach that couldn't"
"Even Lance Armstrong Won Without a Nutt"

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:09:25 pm #11
Quote from: afhogfan1980 on April 01, 2006, 05:08:36 pm
or a childrens book called "the SEC Coach that couldn't"

that's just funny
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

lunchbox72703

April 01, 2006, 05:11:32 pm #12
The Silence Of the Fans - Franks Story
 

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:13:29 pm #13
Benchwarmers

what all of receivers feel like
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

afhogfan1980

April 01, 2006, 05:15:50 pm #14
they could make a movie and larry the cable guy could play houston nutt  the guy from sopranos could play reggie and the guy that played gandolf could be frank
"Even Lance Armstrong Won Without a Nutt"

Albert Einswine

April 01, 2006, 05:16:30 pm #15
How to Lose a Game in Ten Ways
or maybe
Titanic
"Funny thing, I become a hell of a good fisherman when the trout decide to commit suicide." ~ John D. Voelker

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:17:09 pm #16
Failure to Launch:The Nutt Chronicles


Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

afhogfan1980

April 01, 2006, 05:17:15 pm #17
Quote from: alberteinswine on April 01, 2006, 05:16:30 pm
How to Lose a Game in Ten Ways
or maybe
Titanic
rotflmao +1
"Even Lance Armstrong Won Without a Nutt"

afhogfan1980

April 01, 2006, 05:18:42 pm #18
is it me or does houston remind any of you guys of the car salesman on fargo
"Even Lance Armstrong Won Without a Nutt"

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:18:56 pm #19
Friends with Money: Frank's Connection
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

FLKeysGuy

April 01, 2006, 05:20:27 pm #20
"Fourth and Eighty"

afhogfan1980

April 01, 2006, 05:20:47 pm #21 Last Edit: April 01, 2006, 05:22:31 pm by afhogfan1980
corralling Mississippi one sec coaches guide to beating ole miss and miss st would be a best seller in Memphis
or(selling used cars in downtown fayetteville)
"Even Lance Armstrong Won Without a Nutt"

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:20:57 pm #22
P for Passing


one thing Nutt has no clue about
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

lunchbox72703

April 01, 2006, 05:23:12 pm #23
Ten Things I hate About Nutt

The Nuttmare on Stadium Street

Radio II
  "A heartwarming story about Coach Malzahn and his special friend, Houston.  Hijinks occur when Houston gets in the way on the sidelines, But all in all, this movie will tug at your heartstrings when the town of Fayetteville comes to love Coach Malzahn's little friend....."
 

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:23:19 pm #24
Something New

A short 1 to 2 year movie by GUS
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

afhogfan1980

April 01, 2006, 05:24:03 pm #25
game of shadows  2 how to effectively run the smoke draw on 4th and 8
"Even Lance Armstrong Won Without a Nutt"

FLKeysGuy

April 01, 2006, 05:25:13 pm #26
Forrest Gump II

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:25:29 pm #27
Houston Nutt: A C##k and Bull Story
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

Richard_white

April 01, 2006, 05:26:09 pm #28
The "Nail Biter" of Houston Nutts career

afhogfan1980

April 01, 2006, 05:26:30 pm #29
Houstons quest for the best of the rest
"Even Lance Armstrong Won Without a Nutt"

afhogfan1980

April 01, 2006, 05:27:38 pm #30
Mario Puzzos  "Murray State Mafia"
"Even Lance Armstrong Won Without a Nutt"

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:28:00 pm #31
Rumor Has It..


The Hogs may pass the ball
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:29:21 pm #32
Fun With Nutt and Frank

a somber tale about an old man and his young coach, who fail to do anything
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

FLKeysGuy

April 01, 2006, 05:30:17 pm #33
Actually, he's already given us the name himself...


"I Called That Play Brutha!"

afhogfan1980

April 01, 2006, 05:31:27 pm #34
Two Nutt's and a Dick  How to mushroom stamp mississippi
"Even Lance Armstrong Won Without a Nutt"

lunchbox72703

April 01, 2006, 05:32:44 pm #35
My Brief Affair with Houston - The NailClippers Story

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:33:25 pm #36
Dreamer: A Houston Nutt Story
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

Salvaboar Dali

April 01, 2006, 05:35:04 pm #37
Oh God! (subtitle: Not a Smoke Draw!)

or

Smoke Draw and the Bandit

or

Gone with the Wittke

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:36:24 pm #38
The Worst Game Ever Played

produced by JFB

directed by HDN

choreographed by HDN

Next year starring Gus, Mitch and company
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

whatsshakinbacon

April 01, 2006, 05:36:46 pm #39
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

oh, yeah, that's taken.

Bacon out...

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 05:38:23 pm #40
Gameplan

A Nutt production and issued weekly to the opponent
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

Salvaboar Dali

April 01, 2006, 06:35:59 pm #41
Nutt Age 2: The Meltdown
N is for Nuttin

HamShank

April 01, 2006, 06:47:46 pm #42
Quote from: lunchbox72703 on April 01, 2006, 05:23:12 pm
Ten Things I hate About Nutt

The Nuttmare on Stadium Street

Radio II
  "A heartwarming story about Coach Malzahn and his special friend, Houston.  Hijinks occur when Houston gets in the way on the sidelines, But all in all, this movie will tug at your heartstrings when the town of Fayetteville comes to love Coach Malzahn's little friend....."

Damn, that's funny.  +1

idochog

April 01, 2006, 06:48:33 pm #43
A documentary:

How to turn your TE into a glorified OL
I love Jesus!

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 06:59:02 pm #44
Cinderella Man:The Gus Malzahn Story

Featuring the credit taker for all wins Houston Nutt, and if they Lose only Alex wood and Gus are responsible so get ready for hi-jinx in this heart-warming story about how college football is coached
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

FLKeysGuy

April 01, 2006, 07:02:42 pm #45
Rain Man II

"...off tackle right, off tackle right, off tackle right, 10 minutes til Wopner..."

OkieHog

April 01, 2006, 07:02:53 pm #46
Quote from: afhogfan1980 on April 01, 2006, 05:06:57 pm
how about forest nutt

Run Houston run
FIRE STOOPS!!!!HIRE NUTT!!!!

HOGLIGULA

April 01, 2006, 07:04:17 pm #47
Quote from: FLKeysGuy on April 01, 2006, 07:02:42 pm
Rain Man II

"...off tackle right, off tackle right, off tackle right, 10 minutes til Wopner..."

that tickles me in a way I can not describe
Look in the heat of conversation I may have said things I don't believe to be true. "So you lied." Are you slow, the alleged lie you might have heard me saying allegedly moments ago that is a parasite that lives in my neck.

imahoggie

April 01, 2006, 07:42:58 pm #48
mishun unposible
Arkansan by birth. Razorback fan by the grace of god.

FLKeysGuy

April 01, 2006, 07:43:58 pm #49
National Lampoon's "Doodie"
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