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[hydro_dynamic_spatula]

See a lot of posts on here about how Auburn is going to demolish Arkansas.  I wouldn't bet on that.

LSU was playing a lot of freshman on their Oline and we could not get pressure on Etling. 
Our secondary is susceptible if the QB has time and doesn't throw towards Carlton Davis.
Our defense is really banged up.  Starting LB Tre Williams is hurt and starting safety Trey Matthews got hurt in the LSU game.  Arguably the two best players on our defense.

Our offense is a train wreck if we are playing any team with a pulse.  We usually start the game fast because the first two offensive drives are scripted.  After that Gus takes over the calls and runs our team into the ground.
We have two freaks at receiver named Kyle Davis and Nate Craig Meyers.  You probably have never heard of them because Gus believes deep balls in man coverage should go to guys barely 6 feet tall.  Kyle Davis didn't even travel to LSU and nobody knows why.
We are going to run the ball up the middle on 1st and 2nd down with Kerryon Johnson and then throw the ball deep on 3rd down.  If you stop this you stop Auburn. 
Our QB does not have permission to make any checks at the Line even if you blitz your entire team on 1st down to stop the run.

Even if Auburn gets out to an early lead don't lose hope.  In his halftime interview with Auburn only up 9 (and LSU getting the 2nd half kick), Gus literally said "The defense has figured them out and the offense just needs to hold onto the ball."

I know most of you despise Gus.  The entire Auburn fanbase agrees with you there.  I'm honestly rooting for the Hogs on Saturday so Gus' fate is sealed.   

[Großer Kriegschwein]

Gus has nothing to do with the beatdown coming on Saturday.

Will be surprised if it's not worse than last year.

[Uberanubis]

hes not kidding......we are bad....i would be scared for the hogs if they played UCA bears right now.

[HardCore]

Gus has nothing to do with the beatdown coming on Saturday.

Will be surprised if it's not worse than last year.

We are worse than last year, so stands to reason.

[tusksincolorado]

Gus has nothing to do with the beatdown coming on Saturday.

Will be surprised if it’s not worse than last year.

Absolutely agree....would consider not even bringing the players out of the hog pen.

Worst than the J Johnson Miami team that came into WM and whupped our azz.

[The Hawg Marshal]

See a lot of posts on here about how Auburn is going to demolish Arkansas.  I wouldn't bet on that.

LSU was playing a lot of freshman on their Oline and we could not get pressure on Etling. 
Our secondary is susceptible if the QB has time and doesn't throw towards Carlton Davis.
Our defense is really banged up.  Starting LB Tre Williams is hurt and starting safety Trey Matthews got hurt in the LSU game.  Arguably the two best players on our defense.

Our offense is a train wreck if we are playing any team with a pulse.  We usually start the game fast because the first two offensive drives are scripted.  After that Gus takes over the calls and runs our team into the ground.
We have two freaks at receiver named Kyle Davis and Nate Craig Meyers.  You probably have never heard of them because Gus believes deep balls in man coverage should go to guys barely 6 feet tall.  Kyle Davis didn't even travel to LSU and nobody knows why.
We are going to run the ball up the middle on 1st and 2nd down with Kerryon Johnson and then throw the ball deep on 3rd down.  If you stop this you stop Auburn. 
Our QB does not have permission to make any checks at the Line even if you blitz your entire team on 1st down to stop the run.

Even if Auburn gets out to an early lead don't lose hope.  In his halftime interview with Auburn only up 9 (and LSU getting the 2nd half kick), Gus literally said "The defense has figured them out and the offense just needs to hold onto the ball."

I know most of you despise Gus.  The entire Auburn fanbase agrees with you there.  I'm honestly rooting for the Hogs on Saturday so Gus' fate is sealed.   

You don't need to come in here and use reverse psychology on us.Most of us have accepted our fate this year.

[Three and Snout]

I'm honestly rooting for the Hogs on Saturday so Gus' fate is sealed.

You should find out where your team is staying Friday night and pull the fire alarm at 2 a.m.  And then again at 5 a.m.

[Arkansas Fan]

We are bad. That bad. Auburn will win.

[Joe-T]

We're Gus's Iron Bowl !!

[AubFaninArk]

And that is going to get him fired.

[TeufelHog]

"War-Damn" . . . embers from our "Towering Inferno" may have blown south-east to start your "Girl-Scout-Camp-Fire," but there is no comparison here.  My kid attends Auburn and I have told him repeatedly over the past 2 years that your fan-base has no idea how lucky you have it with CGM.  It's good to have high expectations, but "for all that is holy" your team is not about to go 0-8 in the SEC . . . for the second time in 5 years under the same head coach.  Your fan-base needs to recognize its "1st World Problems" and support your coaching staff and extremely talented team.  Auburn actually still has a chance to control their own destiny for heaven's sake by running the table, winning the "Iron Bowl," and getting to the SECCG.  We're literally cheering on a team, with all we've got, that most likely WILL NOT WIN an SEC game this year.  We are seriously looking at one more win this year against Coastal Carolina and NO BOWL GAME.  Think about a 3-9 regular season and let that sink in.  Auburn is going to come into Fayetteville this weekend with a lot to prove after that loss at LSU.  Considering CGM's history here at Arkansas, and our current situation, we expect similar results to our last meeting at your house last year.  Gonna be ugly . . .

[hobhog]

I'll be there and agree we have a shot. AU seems to be missing something and I'm hoping they take us for granted much like our whiny fanbase. I will be there looking for the upset. Cole Kelly alone is worth watching.....

[jgphillips3]

You have a salty D line that will stuff our run.  Our new QB is going to give you a few problems.  However, our run D is so horrendous I expect you to average 7 or 8 yards a carry and you will rip off at least one or two 50-70 yard touchdown runs.  I wish we could give you a competitive game, and with another coach we might, but, even if you don't 56-3 us this year, you should win comfortably along the lines of 45-21 or something. 

[Porkchop#1]

You have a salty D line that will stuff our run.  Our new QB is going to give you a few problems.  However, our run D is so horrendous I expect you to average 7 or 8 yards a carry and you will rip off at least one or two 50-70 yard touchdown runs.  I wish we could give you a competitive game, and with another coach we might, but, even if you don't 56-3 us this year, you should win comfortably along the lines of 45-21 or something.

And probably on the first play of the game too, just like last year.

[RazorbacksFTW]

See a lot of posts on here about how Auburn is going to demolish Arkansas.  I wouldn't bet on that.

1 LSU was playing a lot of freshman on their Oline and we could not get pressure on Etling. 
2 Our secondary is susceptible if the QB has time and doesn't throw towards Carlton Davis.
3 Our defense is really banged up.  Starting LB Tre Williams is hurt and starting safety Trey Matthews got hurt in the LSU game.  Arguably the two best players on our defense.

4 Our offense is a train wreck if we are playing any team with a pulse.  We usually start the game fast because the first two offensive drives are scripted.  After that Gus takes over the calls and runs our team into the ground.
5 We have two freaks at receiver named Kyle Davis and Nate Craig Meyers.  You probably have never heard of them because Gus believes deep balls in man coverage should go to guys barely 6 feet tall.  Kyle Davis didn't even travel to LSU and nobody knows why.
6 We are going to run the ball up the middle on 1st and 2nd down with Kerryon Johnson and then throw the ball deep on 3rd down.  If you stop this you stop Auburn. 
7 Our QB does not have permission to make any checks at the Line even if you blitz your entire team on 1st down to stop the run.

8 Even if Auburn gets out to an early lead don't lose hope.  In his halftime interview with Auburn only up 9 (and LSU getting the 2nd half kick), Gus literally said "The defense has figured them out and the offense just needs to hold onto the ball."

9 I know most of you despise Gus.  The entire Auburn fanbase agrees with you there.  I'm honestly rooting for the Hogs on Saturday so Gus' fate is sealed.

1 Our offensive line just stands there while people run around them it will be like our offensive line is not even there because they pretty much aren't.
2 We have no offensively line our qb won't have time to throw it deep.
3 We have no offensive line.
4 Just run the ball we won't be able to stop it.
5 You won't need to pass.
6 You probably won't have many 3rd downs and if you do the deep pass will work.......almost every time.
7 We don't blitz......ever
8 We haven't won a game when we are losing going into half time.
9 Auburn will likely blow us out.

Only some of this is slightly exaggerated

Oh almost forgot if our starting QB is Kelley and the O Line decides to actually block it could be an interesting game Kelley is pretty good.

[hydro_dynamic_spatula]

You have a salty D line that will stuff our run.  Our new QB is going to give you a few problems.  However, our run D is so horrendous I expect you to average 7 or 8 yards a carry and you will rip off at least one or two 50-70 yard touchdown runs.  I wish we could give you a competitive game, and with another coach we might, but, even if you don't 56-3 us this year, you should win comfortably along the lines of 45-21 or something.

Is Allen for sure not playing?  Our run D is legit but we can be beaten through the air.  We have a good running game but if you just sell out to stop it and tell your corners to keep everything in front you have solved the Gus Malzahn offense.

[Großer Kriegschwein]

And probably on the first play of the game too, just like last year.

And just like yesterday.

[Vantage 8 dude]

See a lot of posts on here about how Auburn is going to demolish Arkansas.  I wouldn't bet on that.

LSU was playing a lot of freshman on their Oline and we could not get pressure on Etling. 
Our secondary is susceptible if the QB has time and doesn't throw towards Carlton Davis.
Our defense is really banged up.  Starting LB Tre Williams is hurt and starting safety Trey Matthews got hurt in the LSU game.  Arguably the two best players on our defense.

Our offense is a train wreck if we are playing any team with a pulse.  We usually start the game fast because the first two offensive drives are scripted.  After that Gus takes over the calls and runs our team into the ground.
We have two freaks at receiver named Kyle Davis and Nate Craig Meyers.  You probably have never heard of them because Gus believes deep balls in man coverage should go to guys barely 6 feet tall.  Kyle Davis didn't even travel to LSU and nobody knows why.
We are going to run the ball up the middle on 1st and 2nd down with Kerryon Johnson and then throw the ball deep on 3rd down.  If you stop this you stop Auburn. 
Our QB does not have permission to make any checks at the Line even if you blitz your entire team on 1st down to stop the run.

Even if Auburn gets out to an early lead don't lose hope.  In his halftime interview with Auburn only up 9 (and LSU getting the 2nd half kick), Gus literally said "The defense has figured them out and the offense just needs to hold onto the ball."

I know most of you despise Gus.  The entire Auburn fanbase agrees with you there.  I'm honestly rooting for the Hogs on Saturday so Gus' fate is sealed.

Sure, sure keep trying to lull us into a sense of false security. We promise to "call off the dogs" once we get up on you by 50

BTW nice try, Gus.

[Calling All Hogs]

A humble Auburn fan? Enjoy this folks because I guarantee you the usual Auburn trolls are circling Hogville right now like vultures.

[Tusks]

BB has made the Hogs a slow, plodding, out of shape team.  At least Auburn still has the essence of the SEC, speed, speed and more speed.

Hog fans really miss having SEC speed.  If we still had that we'd at least be able to compete. 

The Auburn offense will have a banner day.

[Porkchop#1]

1 Our offensive line just stands there while people run around them it will be like our offensive line is not even there because they pretty much aren't.
2 We have no offensively line our qb won't have time to throw it deep.
6 You probably won't have many 3rd downs and if you do the deep pass will work.......almost every time.
7 We don't blitz......ever
8 We haven't won a game when we are losing going into half time.
9 Auburn will likely blow us out.

And we haven't won very many when the game was tied up during the opening coin toss.

[Großer Kriegschwein]

And we haven't won very many when the game was tied up during the opening coin toss.

I'm not gonna say we invented the second half meltdown. We just perfected it. See the Missouri game.

[Mo_Better_Hogs]

War eagle!

[Großer Kriegschwein]

War eagle!

Pretty good picture of their head coach though.

[jgphillips3]

Is Allen for sure not playing?  Our run D is legit but we can be beaten through the air.  We have a good running game but if you just sell out to stop it and tell your corners to keep everything in front you have solved the Gus Malzahn offense.

No one really knows, but the initial prognosis is probably three weeks.

[Hoggish1]

I know most of you despise Gus.  The entire Auburn fanbase agrees with you there.  I'm honestly rooting for the Hogs on Saturday so Gus' fate is sealed.   

OK.  After we kick your arse, who do you want at Auburn when Gus get canned?

[KlubhouseKonnected]

Gus is trash but Auburn will coast to a W.

[hydro_dynamic_spatula]

OK.  After we kick your arse, who do you want at Auburn when Gus get canned?

Jeff Brohm would be near the top for me, but honestly anyone would be an upgrade from Gus. 

[Vantage 8 dude]

War eagle!

Actually I thought it was War Buzzard.

[longpig]

Only thing that worries me is Kristi being there. 

[KlubhouseKonnected]

Like, Shuuuuut UUUUUUUP!

[Pig in the Pokey]

Hogs win 21-20. Then proceed to lose to Ole Piss.

[DoctorSusscrofa]

I can't stand Gus. I despise him.

[kp72204]

Wow just wow. Not even 1 Sunshine pumper. Apathy has set in for us.  I can't even be upset. 45-9 Auburn

[presidenthog]

This game is gus's super bowl. He will run the score up as high as he can.

[The Kig]

They beat us worse than Bama last year, but mostly cuz Gus is a [CENSORED].   Saban is a dick, but mostly just to to people.  He doesn't like to rub it in very many teams faces. Could have beat us worse yesterday.   Gus will go for 100 if it looks like he can get there. 

[moses_007]

We'll trade Bielema for Gus.

[East Clintwood]

We'll trade Bielema for Gus.

Speak for yourself.  I'd rather go coachless.

[1highhog]

See a lot of posts on here about how Auburn is going to demolish Arkansas.  I wouldn't bet on that.

LSU was playing a lot of freshman on their Oline and we could not get pressure on Etling. 
Our secondary is susceptible if the QB has time and doesn't throw towards Carlton Davis.
Our defense is really banged up.  Starting LB Tre Williams is hurt and starting safety Trey Matthews got hurt in the LSU game.  Arguably the two best players on our defense.

Our offense is a train wreck if we are playing any team with a pulse.  We usually start the game fast because the first two offensive drives are scripted.  After that Gus takes over the calls and runs our team into the ground.
We have two freaks at receiver named Kyle Davis and Nate Craig Meyers.  You probably have never heard of them because Gus believes deep balls in man coverage should go to guys barely 6 feet tall.  Kyle Davis didn't even travel to LSU and nobody knows why.
We are going to run the ball up the middle on 1st and 2nd down with Kerryon Johnson and then throw the ball deep on 3rd down.  If you stop this you stop Auburn. 
Our QB does not have permission to make any checks at the Line even if you blitz your entire team on 1st down to stop the run.

Even if Auburn gets out to an early lead don't lose hope.  In his halftime interview with Auburn only up 9 (and LSU getting the 2nd half kick), Gus literally said "The defense has figured them out and the offense just needs to hold onto the ball."

I know most of you despise Gus.  The entire Auburn fanbase agrees with you there.  I'm honestly rooting for the Hogs on Saturday so Gus' fate is sealed.   

You must have not watched the Hogs play this year, I don't blame you.  Every game has been on TV but it's almost been unbearable for me to go to games and watch the recording of the games as I've done for years.  They have sacked the life out of me and I just hope we get a new coach soon that'll breathe new life back into this once proud program.

[1highhog]

They beat us worse than Bama last year, but mostly cuz Gus is a [CENSORED].   Saban is a dick, but mostly just to to people.  He doesn't like to rub it in very many teams faces. Could have beat us worse yesterday.   Gus will go for 100 if it looks like he can get there. 

If I was a Coach I'd try to score as many points as possible as well, but I wouldn't do it with my starters still in the game as some seem to do,,,,,

[Ugly Uncle]

If I was a Coach I'd try to score as many points as possible as well, but I wouldn't do it with my starters still in the game as some seem to do,,,,,

Wasn't Gus running his starters late in the game last year?

[presidenthog]

Wasn't Gus running his starters late in the game last year?

Would not surprise me. Gus is still mad he didn't get this job. He hates bert, and he makes this game his super bowl.

He tried to beat us in year 1 without throwing a single pass to prove to Bert his style was better.

Then 2014 we got boat raced by the hiesman back up kid who threw passes backwards the next year.

Then we snuck a win in 2015 (was at this game. It was a great game)

Then his team fought ours mid field before the game, and continued the @ss whooping after kick off for revenge.

He will run it up this year so he isn't fires (hear he has to beat bama or GA to keep his job though), and tries to get Bert fired so he can try and get this job again.

[smb]

You don't need to come in here and use reverse psychology on us.Most of us have accepted our fate this year.

Yea Auburn people hate Gus. You can tell by the lack of people in the stadium.

[SooiecidetillNuttgone]

You must have not watched the Hogs play this year, I don't blame you.  Every game has been on TV but it's almost been unbearable for me to go to games and watch the recording of the games as I've done for years.  They have sacked the life out of me and I just hope we get a new coach soon that'll breathe new life back into this once proud program.

This.
I record the games and have yet to watch even a single one of them.   After watching the game live, there's no reason to.  We are lackluster, frustrating, and just plain bad.  Having become a lukewarm fan of the NFL, college became my first love for football.  I don't even watch much college ball right now.

This season stinks and is a lost and hopeless cause.  I like AA and think the detractors are hypercritical.  However, for the good of the program I wouldn't play a single senior except Ragnow through the end of the season.
Build for next season.  This one is done.

[HoggyCat]

LSU is loaded with talent and believe or not, better coached.

[riccoar]

Six games in the books.  If Auburn loses to Arkansas on Saturday, he should probably be fired before he leaves the stadium.  Bielema has lost this team.  His personnel decisions have even the most astute scratching their heads this year.