They're Playin' StanHeathball

[dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya]

StanHeathball - To the tune of Kurtis Blow's Basketball.

They're playin' StanHeathball
We love that StanHeathball
They're playin' StanHeathball
We love that StanHeathball

(Now rapping Basketball, Number 1, NotShavinTilHeathGo)

StanHeathball is my favorite sport,
I like the way they stumble up and down the court,
Just like He's the "King" when he's on the road, so is his team who cant beat a zone,
I like turnovers, that keep us from the hoop,
My favorite play is the "stand-around-and-poop",
"Pick up dribble/dont roll", I like the missed free throw,
'Cause it's StanHeathball, with NotShavinTilHeathGo

They're playin' StanHeathball
We love that StanHeathball
They're playin' StanHeathball
We love that StanHeathball

I used to wear my hog gear, and then drink some Beam,
And watch Corliss dominate every team
And Day, Big O, and Mayberry,
Played 40 minutes, of crazy D
Great Hawgball used to be our thing,
Even Bradley, Hood and Kareem Reid,
And number 14, my man Corey B.,
Is the point guard on my All-Hog team.

(Shoot a brick, yall, Watch out, Watch out
Heath's 19-43, now here comes the rest)

Brewer, Delph and Sir Sid Moncrief,
Now these players, could never be beat,
Walker, Klein, and Alvin, too,
Just give 'em the ball, and then you chalk up 2,
Hastings and Reed were on the scene,
And Andrew Lang was really mean,
Tommy Boyer didn't take no junk,
and William Mills had a monster dunk,

Tell me, were you in the joint,
The night Martin Terry scored 47 points?
Or when the '94 team won a Championship,
And didn't let nobody, give 'em no kind of lip,
When Scotty T., beat the whole Duke team,
With a rainbow three that came out of a dream,
When, Corey Beck didn't let us fall,
But now with Mr. Class, it's StanHeathball.

They're playin' StanHeathball (Play McCurdy!)
We love that StanHeathball  (Cmon, Stan!)
They're playin' StanHeathball (For the Love of..)
We love that StanHeathball  (Give it up, SliverTip!)

[Ugly Uncle]

Best one yet.

[CiriusPorker]

i think we have a musician on our hands...
notshavin, maybe you should change careers

[Richard_white]

Karma to you notshavin


WPS

[dhornjr1]

EXCELLENT!!!!

[Reaganite]

Great one.

Now let's come up with the words for Stan's LambBall.

[rodkell]

You are a fine man, a good recruiter with exception of point guards, and a good assistant coach.

Many of us including myself are not head man material, but can still be successful within the roles best suited.  Good luck finding yours.  I bet Izzo will have you back.

Atleast you have Mississippi on your side, their rock gut sorry schools are hoping you stay so they can have a yearly highlight.

you tried dude, just not your thing

[Tater Salad]

.

[Ugly Uncle]

Must read.  Can't wait for it to come out on C.D.

[dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya]

bump!

<gulping down beer>

[Flatfoot]

StanHeathball - To the tune of Kurtis Blow's Basketball.

They're playin' StanHeathball
We love that StanHeathball
They're playin' StanHeathball
We love that StanHeathball

(Now rapping Basketball, Number 1, NotShavinTilHeathGo)

StanHeathball is my favorite sport,
I like the way they stumble up and down the court,
Just like He's the "King" when he's on the road, so is his team who cant beat a zone,
I like turnovers, that keep us from the hoop,
My favorite play is the "stand-around-and-poop",
"Pick up dribble/dont roll", I like the missed free throw,
'Cause it's StanHeathball, with NotShavinTilHeathGo

They're playin' StanHeathball
We love that StanHeathball
They're playin' StanHeathball
We love that StanHeathball

I used to wear my hog gear, and then drink some Beam,
And watch Corliss dominate every team
And Day, Big O, and Mayberry,
Played 40 minutes, of crazy D
Great Hawgball used to be our thing,
Even Bradley, Hood and Kareem Reid,
And number 14, my man Corey B.,
Is the point guard on my All-Hog team.

(Shoot a brick, yall, Watch out, Watch out
Heath's 19-43, now here comes the rest)

Brewer, Delph and Sir Sid Moncrief,
Now these players, could never be beat,
Walker, Klein, and Alvin, too,
Just give 'em the ball, and then you chalk up 2,
Hastings and Reed were on the scene,
And Andrew Lang was really mean,
Tommy Boyer didn't take no junk,
and William Mills had a monster dunk,

Tell me, were you in the joint,
The night Martin Terry scored 47 points?
Or when the '94 team won a Championship,
And didn't let nobody, give 'em no kind of lip,
When Scotty T., beat the whole Duke team,
With a rainbow three that came out of a dream,
When, Corey Beck didn't let us fall,
But now with Mr. Class, it's StanHeathball.

They're playin' StanHeathball (Play McCurdy!)
We love that StanHeathball  (Cmon, Stan!)
They're playin' StanHeathball (For the Love of..)
We love that StanHeathball  (Give it up, SliverTip!)

You should be writing for SnoopDawg!

[zwhogfan]

All I can say is YES!... very creative